Let’s Take a Moment to Talk About Nick Jonas, Shall We?
September 5th, 2008 by Evil Beet
So there’s a story on People.com today about how Selena Gomez wrote one of the tracks on her upcoming album about current beau Nick Jonas. “It’s about a boy I kind of fell for, but he couldn’t let his ex-girlfriend go, and it was really difficult … The song is basically me saying that I’m sorry that it didn’t work out or that she used to be who she was. But you have to let me in and you have to know that I’ll do everything I can to make you happy and be the best I can be,” says Selena.
Meanwhile, a couple weeks ago, there were stories about how Miley had written her hit “7 Things” about the very same Nick Jonas.
Now, as a perfectly healthy, well-adjusted 26-year-old woman, I am, of course, intrigued and semi-obsessed with the two 15-year-old girls fighting over an equally 15-year-old boy. I follow every article, every catty YouTube video, every half-hearted apology, every bitchy T-shirt, because that’s a perfectly understandable thing for a grown woman to be doing. I don’t, however, give a shit about Nick Jonas or the Jonas Brothers, because — come on — I’m a grown woman.
And, so, when, every now and then, a photograph of Nick Jonas crosses my path by sheer accident, I kind of do a double-take. Like, “There must be some mistake. That’s clearly not Nick Jonas.” I mean, if you look up the word “goober” in the dictionary, you’re going to find this kid’s mug staring right back at you. He looks about ten years old, while Miley and Selena look about twenty-two.
When I think back with fondness on the days that Lindsay and Hilary were battling it out over Aaron Carter, I’m like, ya know, at least he was hot for his age. I get that.
And I’m sorry to sound like Jerry “Shoe Shower” Seinfeld here, but what’s the deal with Nick Jonas?
Someone please explain.
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Oh but besides amazing looks they have so much more talent than those groups like NKOTB that I was never really into anyway.
Okay, this whole Nick, Miley, and Selena thing is getting out of hand. They can choose whom ever they want to date. No one should be obbsessing over it. And all of the 20 year olds and up saying that he is ulgy, its because you are looking at a 15 year old. Obvisouly going to thing a 15 year old is ugly. But saying mean things about them and saying they shouldn’t be together is not going to change anything. Its just gonna hurt their feelings. So you guys should just stop being so rude.
P.S. Jonas brothers are hot talanted and great.
TEAM: Miley, Selena, and Demi.
I agree,I think nick has a right to choose who he wants
To date even though I think nick j is totally hot and that he’s quite
Sweet with a nice personality.that’s what I think from a teenager girls point of
view and I’m 14 that’s my opinion.
well i think that they should stop fighting and let nick chosse who he wants 2 date. but i luvvvvvvvvvv JOE JONAS!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
well i think that they should stop fighting and let nick chosse who he wants 2 date. but i luvvvvvvvvvv JOE JONAS!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
Personally, i do not understand the whole nick jonas obsession, however my younger sister is 15 and is pretty much in love with him and the whole disney love triangle. I can understand the attraction to him though, for girls his age, i mean come on, hes young, attractive and probably loaded – plus think how much either of these girls going out with him would boost their image – especially a miley needs to be seen as a “good girl” after her latest photos…….
i wanna fuck nick jonas sooooo damn bad idc dat im 18 and he 16 ill dooo him sooooo good!!!!!!!!
a-men to that sister
well he has grown up
have u seen his pix lately?
although i personally like
the long curls on him
the whole question always crosses my mind
when i see those racy miley pix
“did he ask her to send them or did she do it on a dare w/her friends?”
if he asked her, he must be into things like that ; ]
The Jonas Brothers? More like the Bogus Brothers, am I right?
youre farrrr from right
Hey Nick its angie I always talk to you on the computer sometimes.But im your biggest fan on earth.Also I have a lizzard and a bunny at my moms house cool right. Ialso got a hamster at my grandmas.My lizzard at my moms her name is (spike),my bunny is a girl and her name is (Coco).My hamster at my grandmas.Its a girl too her name is.(prissa) sometimes I think to myself what is Nick Jonas birthday.Mine is September.16,1997 im 11 years old im in grade 6 .when im 25.We might bealble to get married I don’t know are dating Selana Gomez. If you are don’t because she is a .Bitch sorry to say that but she is.Have you ever looked im a magezine lattle.In the magezine it said that she spilt somting about you I don’t really remember and if I do im not going to tell you.But yha if you where dating milye Cyris.The would be better for you I don’t care if you don’t like her or not you should marry her because she is pritty,thoughtful,genruis,kind,and is richer than Selana Gomez I L u Nick Jonas
By:
Angie.A.
nick is fugly. period.
and youre an evil person
…period
No he is fugly. period
hey everybody out there just wondering how old nick jonas is and if he dates like 10 1/2 year olds about to turn 11 because i know someone who has a huge crush on him thats exactly that type of age and also if he only dates other acters and not reguler people because i think he’s adorable but i know who’s crazy about him but yea out of all of the jonas brothers the cuitest one is nick jonas.
hey everybody out there just wondering how old nick jonas is and if he dates like 10 1/2 year olds about to turn 11 because i know someone who has a huge crush on him thats exactly that type of age and also if he only dates other acters and not reguler people because i think he’s adorable but i know who’s crazy about him but yea out of all of the jonas brothers the cuitest one is nick jonasoh and nick if your looking at this just to let you know i’m just wonderimg about all of this.
Okay, I’m sixteen and have a ridiculous obsession with Jonas Brothers, and Nick in particaular so yes, this will be a bit biased.
However, I really do not understand the Disney kids hype.
Miley for example. She’s fugly, looks and sounds like a hillbilly and is a public disaster waiting to happen.
Selena however seems to be ridiculously clean cut. So, im sure if we give it a few weeks or months, the media WILL dig some dirt up about her. And personally I hope they do, she’s pathetic and vowed marriage apparently as a way of winning Nick over. Typical chamelion girlfriend syndrome.
Nick is very much the most artistic cute kind. He writes all of the music, and if youve heard the tracks, the lyrics are amazing. So grown up for a sixteen year old boy.
Secondly, the curly hair is amazing and totally seperates him from Joe and Kevin’s look. He also has amazing ’sex eyes’. Very misleading for a guy who is infact staying pure till marriage. This alone makes any girl me age quiver with both lust and affection. Let alone respect.
He also has an amazing body and amazing style, so hardly a ‘goober’. Not that i know what that is, im english!
So, im not on Miley’s or Selena’s side. I loathe them both for different reasons.
Personally, i believe he should get shot of both of them and find a normal girl, not one of these attention seeking, media hungry ‘kids’ with chipmunk features!
Or wait for me, his choice !
Why is everyone(almost everyone) against the jonas brothers???Selena??Miley??? I don’t see how you can possibly hate someone that you never even met or even got to know! I’m not saying I know Nick,Kevin and Joe AND I certainly do not hate them. I really enjoy their music and I know that Nick is very talented!! He obviously does not look like a ten year old ( how can a 10 year old have an amazing stare!!!!) and he can date whoever the hell he wants to…
As for his hair I personally think that it suites him well,he looks really attractive!!! He is probably a great person and that makes him beautiful at least to me…
Overall-He is not UGLY “A las personas no hay que juzgarlas por su belleza, sino por la medida de su corazón.” Nick Jonas is definitely something to talk about.
Nick is an amazing person. He is exactly what I would make if I could make a boy. He is shy, sweet, talented musically and vocally and is extremely handsome. I am madly in love with him and probably would still be if he wasn’t in the Jonas Brothers or was on Disney. I would love him if he worked at the local grocery store, I honestly would. He is perfect in my eyes and I wish that he was mine. Oh and I’m not like, 30 something and creeping on a 16 year old like the rest of you, I’m actually 17. So we would make a cute couple because he is 16 now not 15. Plus, to all the people who say I’m too old for him, Joe Jonas is dating Camilla Belle! She is 24! Joe is only 19! So there, they obviously like older women. I love Nicholas Jerry Jonas, and his beautiful voice. My dream is that one day he and I will meet and fall madly in love, and make love in his extremely rare Mustang, listening to Stevie Wonder and Elvis Costello. And I could run my fingers through his soft curly hair, stare into his sultry bedroom eyes, and kiss those perfectly plump, pouty lips that he has and make it last forever.
Hey Nick, well i just came to see if may i have your e-mail or something like that because i think you are the most fabulous people in the world but this is not the point, i think you can be a nice person to talk you’r alike me you are shy and i not. Ok then visit me or just give me your my space or your e-mail please!!! see ya…
oh yes almost forgot, i’m 14 and the half and i life in virginia
can u come to trinidad please please if u came come that will be sooooooo great lolz
oh why did u break up with miley
please e-mail me lolz
…. lolz the jonas brother suks badddd my band called plat numb is better! …. lolz i think we changed the name too zero. and im 12 lolz pce
wow!
Hi Angie, it’s Nick Jonas, my birthday is Spetember.16,1992 and my brother Joe had a dog named Coco too.
Nick Jonas
Hi Alexandra, it’s Nick Jonas, just to let you know I am right here if you want to write to me and I am 16.
Nick Jonas
NICK DO U HAVE A GIRL-FRIEND RITE NOW
who do you like miley or selena
i want to meet you in meet and greet
NICK DO U HAVE A GF RITE NOW
hi evrybody hi nick !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NICK what’s your e-mail adress
my e-mail is …………….
Why are evrybody in love with nick I know his sooooo bautiful
nick you are so cute will you marry me
im/sorry thats my brother
nick u aer ugly
nick my name is alana im sorry my brother is so jelles of you i loy eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you
nick are you a were dow i checkt your website i sall a nacked woomen thats/ not cool wuts/ your email a dress
nick wuts/ your e mail a dress
i nick u are so wrong to left hannah montana
nick my e-mail is mely844@GMAIL.COM