Frailty, Thy Name Is Phelps!!!
September 5th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Oh Mikey!!!!
I told you I was flying out to Vegas to be with you TONIGHT!
But you couldn’t wait that long, could you?
And do you know how I found these pictures?? Do you know??? From a commenter named “anon69″!!! Was that you, Michael? Was that your idea of a fucking joke? NOT FUNNY, ASSHOLE.
Sigh.
Radar got these pics of Mikey at The Playboy Club in The Palms last night.
“It was unreal,” says the photographer. “Within moments of entering the club he summoned two girls over… I’ve never seen such an aggressive grip.”
Oh, Michael. That aggressive grip was supposed to be for me. I can’t believe you betrayed me like this. After all (the condoms) we’ve been through in my fantasies!
Sad, sad, sad. I may have to return to lusting over Adrian Grenier and Adam Duritz. Both of whom, I’m sure, have never ever grabbed the ass of a cocktail waitress in Las Vegas.
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September 5th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
what a dirty guido.
is that redundant to say dirty + guido?
September 5th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
^^^^Yes.
September 5th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
hey i know how much you love michael phelps but you should post more stuff on ORLANDO BLOOM ^_^. he’s so fine and omg i just want more of him.
September 5th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
i am so, so sorry Beet!!! this must be very hard for you, lol.
September 5th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
ewww, what a man whore
September 5th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
What a dog!
September 6th, 2008 at 12:24 am
I’m soo disappointed. I could have shared him with beet, but this chick? No, no, no. It’s a vegas look-a-like… has to be….
September 6th, 2008 at 12:28 am
I am a man but actually not a pig …though I have never put my hands on a stripper exotic dancer. Regardless, we all have our moments. I just hope he can blame it on booze. Does that guy drink?
September 6th, 2008 at 12:44 am
I wonder if any of the cocktail waitresses committed bestiality by sleeping with that giant horse headed goblin.
Ten bucks says he ordered at least two bails of hay to munch on while he was there.
September 6th, 2008 at 1:38 am
Klipper, I died laughing. Thank you.
September 6th, 2008 at 4:25 am
From super hero to super jerk. He is not a fine role model. I course I did not fall the Olympic hype. He is just a guy like the rest of them.
I smell paternity suits nine months from now.
September 6th, 2008 at 5:03 am
Urg! Why do all guys have to be such GUYS?!?!? Ah, the power of booze and boobs. They all just lose all mental control. Too bad, it’s a little disappointing but not at all unexpected. Unfortunately.
September 6th, 2008 at 5:56 am
I don’t see why most women have a problem with men visiting strip clubs…
I just don’t get it. To me it’s like the women who don’t let their guys watch porn.
I don’t see the big deal.
September 6th, 2008 at 6:04 am
I knew it…I pegged him for a stupid frat boy the moment I saw him. He may have won more gold medals than anyone but he and his cronies look like total losers here.
And is that a silk shirt? Dear God.
September 6th, 2008 at 7:12 am
beet, it truly saddens me how quickly you forgot greg plitt. shame on you!
September 6th, 2008 at 7:17 am
Of course he does Passyunk Ave. He got done for DUI back in 2004 go here: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/11/08/national/main654380.shtml
Can’t do linkies, sorry.
September 6th, 2008 at 7:20 am
PS- Oh yeah for automatic linking!
September 6th, 2008 at 7:28 am
I don’t think that’s Phelps. He’s wearing a different shirt, that looks like it just came out of the wrapper.
September 6th, 2008 at 7:48 am
if that isn’t Phelps, then I love how another guy’s pics of grabbing some stripper’s ass is all over the web. glorious.
September 6th, 2008 at 8:15 am
LOLOLOL,now, is this the way bunnies dress?
Are you sure this is Playboy?Or?Never mind.
I already told you he’s not wearing the chastity device
but he’s a role model alright,
for all those who KNOW he made it in his field of sport
and he made it big,
but obviously he’s a guy like any other,
surprised?
I am not
but still a fan, of course
he’s human
not a fish
although someone insists he’s a horse,
but horses don’t swim that well.
September 6th, 2008 at 8:15 am
The overprivileged new-rich are such a bore. Pigs in tuxedos you might say.
September 6th, 2008 at 8:59 am
Half horse, half pig?
September 6th, 2008 at 9:47 am
so he is just a normal bloke after all!
September 6th, 2008 at 10:22 am
In a twisted kinda way, I’m glad to see this, I’d seriously considered he was gay O_O
September 6th, 2008 at 10:24 am
I would just make a small point here
normal blokes can’t spend 5000 euros in a party nite
go Phelpsy!
Enjoy all tou can
godlike in swimsuit
a man for fun
a rich next door guy,
good boy!!!!
slap’em all
September 6th, 2008 at 10:37 am
He was at a strip joint Ooooooooooooooooh! Not a big damn deal. Puritanical rants are so typical. Get over yourselves. He was just out for a night of fun.
Maybe it’s because of where I live that I seem to have a much more liberal view of strip joint patronage. It’s really, really not a big deal. That being said I haven’t been to one in over a year, as they are a complete farce; and expensive to boot!
Point is, it’s ridiculous to condemn a guy and say things like “pig” and “super jerk” really need to relax.
All that being said, Beet I’m sure that you must be devastated. Look on the bright side though, it’s just a stripjoint/waitress. It’s not like he has a new (Olympic) flame in his life. There’s still a chance!
September 6th, 2008 at 11:31 am
He was just acting that way for the cameras after the photo of him in a gay bar came out.
September 6th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
For all the girls who think this is “normal” … lots of guys do it, sure, but there are plenty of decent men out there who just don’t do the strip club/groping cocktail waitresses thing. Not because they’re puritans, but because they see women as more than tits and ass, or attractive meat. Phelps has a gorgeous body, is a very immature 23 and may be a great guy when he grows up, but please, in real life (as opposed to fantasy) don’t date guys who use strippers (or p!rn) unless you want to; if you’d rather not, there are lots of classy guys to spend your time with.
September 6th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Yes JR
I agree with you on strip and p*rn,
unfortunately many men
have a fascination for tramps and sluts,
which puzzles me,
once they get all the sex they want at home,
but they need variations,I guess.
A classy man is always so welcome!!
As far as this one goes, he’s just a young guy
tasting success and relaxation,
no big deal,
at least yet.
Hope to have punctuated better than usual,
you see, I’m making huge efforts
in between calls and chores
September 6th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
who cares what he does? He went to a strip club, oh no! He must be the devil.
September 6th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
PHELPSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
aw maybe you can um catch him tonight?!!!!
September 6th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
LOL mambaX, sorry for being a grammar bitch
Yeah, if he’s still into strippers and grabbing waitresses’ ass when he’s 30, there’s a problem, but with luck he’ll outgrow this.
September 6th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
He’ll be hosting Saturday Night Live on September 13th.
September 6th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Wow, apparently he got so drunk he ended up face down on the bar, after throwing napkins at the bartender.
http://www.hotelchatter.com/story/2008/9/5/162930/1852/hotels/Michael_Phelps_Has_Been_a_Naughty_Naughty_Boy
So not hot, Mikey. What would Momma Phelps say?
September 7th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Hey Mambax,
just because
someone is a stripper
does not mean
they are
a
tramp
or a
slut,
just for you,
I’m typing
like a moron
September 7th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
thanks Sally,
that’s what I figured
when I found out
about lap dancing.
think Sally,think!
I promise it won’t hurt.
September 7th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
yeah i guess you would know
about lap dancing
closet whore:p
i WOULD think
but your typing
makes my head hurt
and its a shame
that you think
you are clever
ms. holier than thou
(yeah right)
go back to doing your
ab exercises
doubt it will help
September 7th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Dear Sally
thanks for making me laugh,
people always define themselves
by their continued actions (and sometimes writings).
And thanks for making a trendsetter out of me,
September 7th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Mambax go find someone else to make u feel better about yourself! I’M BETTER THAN YOU AND YOU KNOW IT! HA!
September 8th, 2008 at 4:24 am
don’t be so upset Sally
we’re soooo far away from each other,
in every sense,but
I love you too