Crazy Statistics
September 5th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Did you guys know that nearly 2 out of every 3 people in the world caught at least some of the televised Beijing Olympics?
Additionally, 94% of the Chinese population tuned in at some point.
I knew Evil Beet should have offered to sponsor the Olympics this year. I had a feeling they were going to be big, but my boss was like, “No, no, that’s a waste of money. No one’ll watch it. We’re saving up to sponsor Lindsay Lohan’s next birthday.” I never should have listened.
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September 5th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Did you know that 2 out of every 3 people picked their ass during the teevised Beijing Olympics?
September 5th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
TSS i missed you
September 5th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
that is probably because they had to.
September 5th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
I feel so special now. I have somehow suceeded in not watching a single event from this years Olympics. The only updates I’ve had on the Olympics has been Beet’s occasional rants about Michael Phelps’ size 14 penis.
September 5th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
haha you should always go for the olympics it is always your besy way to go.
September 6th, 2008 at 8:00 am
i saw it because it was showing
at this bar i frequently attend
so it was forced on me
it wasnt my fault
September 8th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
It’s not that 2/3 people in the world tuned in– its that the people that did watch tuned in every 2 minutes for three and a half weeks. Drives up statistics.
September 9th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
woah camel toe!