I TAKE IT BACK!
September 4th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Hey, remember when I said that I thought maybe Tila Tequila’s relationship with Courtenay Semel was total bullshit because the two of them are never photographed together anywhere other than a red carpet?
Well, that was before I came across these TOTALLY UNSTAGED photos of Tila and Courtenay at a Hollywood hotel pool from a couple of weeks ago.
CANDID, I tell you! These are CANDID!
Tila and Courtenay are like the lesbian Heidi and Spencer.
We need a nickname for them.
Suggestions?
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September 4th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
TIT-NAY!!
September 4th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
After some research contrasting democrats and republicans, two people who will be definitely voting for Obama.
September 4th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
actually rich people tend to vote for republicans. however, yes, lesbians probably will be going democrat.
September 4th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
First, that’s a rad bathing suit! The Dyke-sans-Dick show!? The Staged Munchers?
September 4th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
courtila
September 4th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Quart-a-tequila
September 4th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Arrgh!! Quart-a-tequila was my comment, forgot to sign in first.
September 4th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Wow, shots of courtenay that aren’t ugly
September 4th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Ugh! The last photo, the one of them holding hands and walking… and you get a glimpse of stubbly vag…
I’m going to go burn my retinas now, thanks Beet
September 4th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
I totally like Quart-of-Tequila! That’s awesome.
September 4th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
courtila!!!!!!!
September 4th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
we can call them courtila!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 4th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
I’m calling them “Salmonella” and that’s that. A bit of a stretch I know, but it feels right to me.
September 4th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
How about The Liquor Girls (or you can spell it Lick-her if you want to be less subtle)?
September 4th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
They both look like haggered whores. Bleh. Who is dumb enough to wear a bathing suit like that with tons of string!? Bad tan line! Helllllooo. I personally preferred the crow looking bitch over the dramatic gnome.
September 4th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
They don’t need a nickname. No one needs a fucking nickname.
September 4th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
LOL, dramatic gnome. That’s a good one.
@ Down Unda, I like your suggestion.
September 4th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
luu- i was totally thinking that about the tan lines. and i also prefer the “crow looking bitch”(that sums her up pretty good) she seems somehow less annoying looking than the little one.
September 5th, 2008 at 12:41 am
“Lick , Sip and I guess Suck” (to invite a threesome)
September 5th, 2008 at 12:59 am
who’s the guy in the relationship?
September 5th, 2008 at 7:39 am
Smegma.
September 5th, 2008 at 7:40 am
Look into Tila’s eyes. She isn’t human, I swear she is a demon. Not even joking right now.
September 5th, 2008 at 8:49 am
Courteney looks like an ape…someone get that bitch a banana fast…
September 5th, 2008 at 9:18 am
“Courtila”
September 5th, 2008 at 9:48 am
Homely and Ugly.
September 5th, 2008 at 10:40 am
I’m with Asta, they are two individuals; that whole couple nickname thing is friggin ridiculous.
September 5th, 2008 at 11:03 am
Semila Coochila
September 5th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Coula!
September 5th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
where’s tila’s hand going? ew…you’re IN PUBLIC!
September 6th, 2008 at 12:30 am
Gotta go with Courtila, although I think they are both puckered assholes!
September 6th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
SEMILA COOCHILA FTW.
September 7th, 2008 at 12:56 am
I have not got a problem with lesbians, i just find it kind of funny how Tila tried to break the mens mag market a few years back and failed, then she was “bi”, then “lesbian?”
I only watched a small part of “a shot at love 1″ (because i am a weed connoisseur and couchlock is a very unfortunate thing) - all the girls there were gorgeous, yet she starts going out with this ape?
i think its the case of the average pretty girl gets ugly friends (or in this case girlfriend) to look/feel better.
September 8th, 2008 at 10:14 am
sequila