I TAKE IT BACK!
September 4th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Hey, remember when I said that I thought maybe Tila Tequila’s relationship with Courtenay Semel was total bullshit because the two of them are never photographed together anywhere other than a red carpet?
Well, that was before I came across these TOTALLY UNSTAGED photos of Tila and Courtenay at a Hollywood hotel pool from a couple of weeks ago.
CANDID, I tell you! These are CANDID!
Tila and Courtenay are like the lesbian Heidi and Spencer.
We need a nickname for them.
Suggestions?
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TIT-NAY!!
After some research contrasting democrats and republicans, two people who will be definitely voting for Obama.
actually rich people tend to vote for republicans. however, yes, lesbians probably will be going democrat.
First, that’s a rad bathing suit! The Dyke-sans-Dick show!? The Staged Munchers?
courtila
Quart-a-tequila
Arrgh!! Quart-a-tequila was my comment, forgot to sign in first.
Wow, shots of courtenay that aren’t ugly
Ugh! The last photo, the one of them holding hands and walking… and you get a glimpse of stubbly vag…
I’m going to go burn my retinas now, thanks Beet :(
I totally like Quart-of-Tequila! That’s awesome.
courtila!!!!!!!
we can call them courtila!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m calling them “Salmonella” and that’s that. A bit of a stretch I know, but it feels right to me.
How about The Liquor Girls (or you can spell it Lick-her if you want to be less subtle)?
They both look like haggered whores. Bleh. Who is dumb enough to wear a bathing suit like that with tons of string!? Bad tan line! Helllllooo. I personally preferred the crow looking bitch over the dramatic gnome.
They don’t need a nickname. No one needs a fucking nickname.
LOL, dramatic gnome. That’s a good one.
@ Down Unda, I like your suggestion.
luu- i was totally thinking that about the tan lines. and i also prefer the “crow looking bitch”(that sums her up pretty good) she seems somehow less annoying looking than the little one.
“Lick , Sip and I guess Suck” (to invite a threesome)
who’s the guy in the relationship?
Smegma.
Look into Tila’s eyes. She isn’t human, I swear she is a demon. Not even joking right now.
Courteney looks like an ape…someone get that bitch a banana fast…
“Courtila”
Homely and Ugly.
I’m with Asta, they are two individuals; that whole couple nickname thing is friggin ridiculous.
Semila Coochila
Coula!
where’s tila’s hand going? ew…you’re IN PUBLIC!
Gotta go with Courtila, although I think they are both puckered assholes!
SEMILA COOCHILA FTW.
I have not got a problem with lesbians, i just find it kind of funny how Tila tried to break the mens mag market a few years back and failed, then she was “bi”, then “lesbian?”
I only watched a small part of “a shot at love 1″ (because i am a weed connoisseur and couchlock is a very unfortunate thing) – all the girls there were gorgeous, yet she starts going out with this ape?
i think its the case of the average pretty girl gets ugly friends (or in this case girlfriend) to look/feel better.
sequila