I TAKE IT BACK!

September 4th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Hey, remember when I said that I thought maybe Tila Tequila’s relationship with Courtenay Semel was total bullshit because the two of them are never photographed together anywhere other than a red carpet?

Well, that was before I came across these TOTALLY UNSTAGED photos of Tila and Courtenay at a Hollywood hotel pool from a couple of weeks ago.

CANDID, I tell you! These are CANDID!

Tila and Courtenay are like the lesbian Heidi and Spencer.

We need a nickname for them.

Suggestions?


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33 Responses to “I TAKE IT BACK!”

  1. casey Says:

    TIT-NAY!!

  2. Juice Says:

    After some research contrasting democrats and republicans, two people who will be definitely voting for Obama.

  3. wpolochick Says:

    actually rich people tend to vote for republicans. however, yes, lesbians probably will be going democrat.

  4. Emily Says:

    First, that’s a rad bathing suit! The Dyke-sans-Dick show!? The Staged Munchers?

  5. sdfsdf Says:

    courtila

  6. sdfsdf Says:

    Quart-a-tequila

  7. mohappy Says:

    Arrgh!! Quart-a-tequila was my comment, forgot to sign in first.

  8. Abbi Says:

    Wow, shots of courtenay that aren’t ugly

  9. Karma Says:

    Ugh! The last photo, the one of them holding hands and walking… and you get a glimpse of stubbly vag…

    I’m going to go burn my retinas now, thanks Beet :(

  10. Emily Says:

    I totally like Quart-of-Tequila! That’s awesome.

  11. leighley Says:

    courtila!!!!!!!

  12. iiirene Says:

    we can call them courtila!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. yum Says:

    I’m calling them “Salmonella” and that’s that. A bit of a stretch I know, but it feels right to me.

  14. Down Unda Says:

    How about The Liquor Girls (or you can spell it Lick-her if you want to be less subtle)?

  15. Luu Says:

    They both look like haggered whores. Bleh. Who is dumb enough to wear a bathing suit like that with tons of string!? Bad tan line! Helllllooo. I personally preferred the crow looking bitch over the dramatic gnome.

  16. Asta Says:

    They don’t need a nickname. No one needs a fucking nickname.

  17. HappyGirrrl Says:

    LOL, dramatic gnome. That’s a good one.

    @ Down Unda, I like your suggestion.

  18. joan Says:

    luu- i was totally thinking that about the tan lines. and i also prefer the “crow looking bitch”(that sums her up pretty good) she seems somehow less annoying looking than the little one.

  19. wileEcoyote Says:

    “Lick , Sip and I guess Suck” (to invite a threesome)

  20. beetlejuice Says:

    who’s the guy in the relationship?

  21. Mobilemoll Says:

    Smegma.

  22. AshleyStorm Says:

    Look into Tila’s eyes. She isn’t human, I swear she is a demon. Not even joking right now.

  23. canadianchick420 Says:

    Courteney looks like an ape…someone get that bitch a banana fast…

  24. Angela Says:

    “Courtila”

  25. slouchy Says:

    Homely and Ugly.

  26. lover Says:

    I’m with Asta, they are two individuals; that whole couple nickname thing is friggin ridiculous.

  27. ADru Says:

    Semila Coochila

  28. Eviania Says:

    Coula!

  29. ewww Says:

    where’s tila’s hand going? ew…you’re IN PUBLIC!

  30. bitemebitch Says:

    Gotta go with Courtila, although I think they are both puckered assholes!

  31. Stevie Says:

    SEMILA COOCHILA FTW.

  32. Anonymous Says:

    I have not got a problem with lesbians, i just find it kind of funny how Tila tried to break the mens mag market a few years back and failed, then she was “bi”, then “lesbian?”
    I only watched a small part of “a shot at love 1″ (because i am a weed connoisseur and couchlock is a very unfortunate thing) - all the girls there were gorgeous, yet she starts going out with this ape?
    i think its the case of the average pretty girl gets ugly friends (or in this case girlfriend) to look/feel better.

  33. iris Says:

    sequila

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