Caption This

September 3rd, 2008 by Evil Beet


Katie Price launches KP Equestrian, a new line of clothing for horses and their riders.


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30 Responses to “Caption This”

  1. TSS says:

    Beet and Katie Price… a match made in heaven

  2. PiratePete says:

    Brand new “Over the hill” Barbie! Get it while it’s hot!

  3. Mire says:

    White. Trash. No, now, serious – velvet fuchsia shorts? HELLO?

  4. johnson says:

    Little red riding whore

  5. Troy says:

    $50 to watch me and the horse. $100 to join.

  6. Verbatim says:

    That horse looks like it’s about to barf. Not difficult to see why!

  7. jinx says:

    Um… you don’t really want to ride a horse in shorts.

  8. momster says:

    Does she even know how to ride a horse?

  9. Charlotte says:

    Yes she knows how to ride a horse, she owns a fair few. She competed in show jumping competitions in England and came 8th out of 26, which isnt bad considering it was her first show jumping contest.

    It wouldn’t be too bad if the whole clothing range wasn’t pink and the t-shirt wasnt rolled up.

  10. Tia says:

    Now both horses AND young riders can look like whores…ahem, Katie Price…

    For only dollars a day you can support young equestrians in their quest to become the ultimate plastic sexdoll.

    Bright, soft and pratical…The Katie Price collection.

  11. Brian says:

    She looks like she was rode hard and put away wet one too many times. Oh and the horse looks rough too.

  12. Delaney says:

    All I got to say is a quote from A Christmas Story, “(it) looks like a pink nightmare.”

  13. Mr. V says:

    Horse models new Katie Price eye liner. Honestly, slap some pink lipstick on that horse and get it to smile and you have a set of twins.

  14. Funky Fresh says:

    I swear the horse is wearing fucking blue contacts…

  15. beetlejuice says:

    Does she really think she looks good? Really? She looks like an effing bratz doll – and that is not a compliment.

  16. Asta says:

    Ugh. I thought riders were supposed to look classy? I hope this crashes and burns.

  17. D says:

    I guess Katie got sick of riding bare back.

  18. Laura says:

    First, I can’t believe this lipstick color is even sold anywhere in the world. Second, she should really slow down on the makeup if she wants to be taken seriously… and if she wants people to believe she is an actual human being, she looks like a scary doll here.

  19. Billy says:

    Katie: Shut up and smile for the camera.

    Horse: If Mr. Ed sees me in this … I’ll never get boned again!

  20. Randi says:

    I want to make a Catherine the great joke, but I’m lazy.

  21. Abbi says:

    My sister rides, and she sure as hell won’t be wearing, neither would any rider i know

  22. NN says:

    Looks like a new version of the “donkey show”

  23. Bob says:

    Without a doubt some very funny comments here on this one.

  24. Jamie says:

    “Ride’em horsie! … cause they got bigger dickies”

    ewww….LOL

  25. HappyGirrrl says:

    New for Christmas 2009 – Equestrian Barbie and her horse Snow White.

  26. Brynja says:

    Disturbing!

  27. mambaX says:

    this reminds me of a Barbie game my younger daughter has somewhere in the premises,
    but it’s been a few years since she last played with it.

  28. LOL says:

    “look like a whore , ride like a whore “

  29. Tiffaney says:

    “What has the world come to?”

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