Quotables

September 2nd, 2008 by Evil Beet


“Well, I’ve worked with stupid actresses — I’ve worked with Angelina Jolie — she saw a sign that said ‘WET FLOOR’ one time, and she did! I mean, she’s attractive, but not a bright girl — stunningly beautiful, but stupid.”

Joan Rivers, on Angelina Jolie, in a recent interview.


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24 Responses to “Quotables”

  1. Kelsey says:

    She did what?

  2. Katyta says:

    OMG!!!
    ok… 2 Questions
    1. Who the hell does she think she is to be insulting our talented AJ??
    2. What does she mean when she says “SHE DID”??

  3. anonymouse says:

    Katyta– really? you don’t get it? The sign said WET FLOOR. As if it were telling her to WET the FLOOR. Like, a demand. WET FLOOR. She did. She wet the floor. It’s a joke. Get it yet?

  4. beetlejuice says:

    OMG anonymouse that is the best – someone after my own heart!

  5. mambaX says:

    question is
    did she pee on the floor or what?

  6. JS says:

    Joan Rivers hasn’t said anything funny in 20 years.
    Angelina is so many things that Joan isn’t: beautiful, young, successful, happy.

    No wonder Rivers’ husband committed suicide.

  7. PWS says:

    Beet, I know the lowdown. Angie wanted to show off how she can squirt her pussy juice 25 feet (something Joan can never achieve even with plastic surgery).

  8. PiratePete says:

    Wait wait… what exactly this hag done for the world lately?? Who’s she to critizise anyone. At least Angelina puts something good back into the world with all her charity!

  9. cj says:

    Oh Joan, shut up. That’s an old joke, and it might be funny with some other actresses’ name, but I find it impossible to believe that Angelina Jolie is stupid. Of course maybe Rivers used Jolie’s name precisely because she’s not stupid and can laugh it off–rather than hurting the feelings of some genuinely stupid actress.

  10. alecs says:

    Actually, I never liked AJ. And this doesn’t surprise me at all. She may be stupid as Joan says or Joan’s just trying to ruin her reputation and she’s lying. Think. Celebs don’t say bad things about them for nothing. There is always a reason.
    And I don’t think AJ is beautiful. Kristen Bell and Hayden Panettiere are.

  11. Sarah says:

    Joan Rivers like Roseanne Barr before her are choosing to bash the most widely recognized celebrity these days for their own personal gain, that of the attention they seem to so desperately be seeking.

    Joan Rivers (to my knowledge) has never worked with Angelina Jolie, so I can only gather that this was a lame attempt to make a joke at the expense of another person. I subscribe to the Ellen DeGeneres school of humor and don’t find personally attacking others to be funny.

    When Joan Rivers, like Angelina Jolie becomes a goodwill ambassador to the U.N. and sits on the council for foreign relations, then I’ll listen to her ranting about the stupidity of someone who clearly is anything but…

    Joan and Roseanne should perhaps get together and go on a tour for bitter former celebrities who are hoping to get back some of what they once had.

  12. sheesh says:

    for the love of god people – it’s a joke. Of course she picked someone who is popular right now. It’s a fill in the blank joke. That’s pretty much her brand of humor. Untwist your panties and get on with your life.

  13. Susie says:

    aaahh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

  14. Karma says:

    *Sheesh* Thank you, my thoughts exactly!

    Now maybe we can all get all excited because what.. Don Rickles insulted someone and called them a hockey puck? Oh god, NOooooooooooo!!!

    Silliness =)

  15. Bee Hind says:

    Beet, you should have put her photo under a cut,
    her face really scares me….

  16. Lettie says:

    That surprises me a bit but I have an un-natural hatred thing going on with Angelina Jolie so makes my heart glad to hear she’s a right thick bitch into the bargain.

  17. carol says:

    awesome.
    angelina sucks.

  18. Tracy says:

    She’s old and haggard, it’s gotta be rough on her. ;)

  19. Tweeter says:

    Now if she’d said that about Jessica Simpson it might be a different story…..

  20. Ab says:

    aaahah, greatness… if you take a closer look in her interviews and such you will notice that she’s not a very bright girl, make sure you pick those that she didn’t prepare for.

    it all comes down to the borderline-persona, like i’ve explained many times before, and that you can look up too.

  21. Asta says:

    Joan Rivers has always said whatever the hell she wants and I love her for it. I wish she was my crazy gramma.

    Have you seen the Geico ad where she makes fun of her plastic surgery? Love it!

  22. blaugrau says:

    This is just a joke, get over it! Are you so allways obtuse when someone speaks about angelina?

  23. Holly says:

    aj is just borderline
    they just say; play a pretty woman
    and she can do that!
    a good actress… mmmaybe

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