Mel B Doesn’t Talk To Victoria Beckham

September 2nd, 2008 by Evil Beet


It looks like friendship does, in fact, occasionally end.

Spice Girl Mel B tells British magazine Closer that she is “not in touch much” with Victoria Beckham, even though the two of them live just a few miles apart in LA.

“Victoria and I are very different,” she explains. “People bracket us together because we live in the same city and we’re both interested in fashion. Victoria’s fashion line has been very successful and hopefully mine will be too. But that’s where the similarities begin and end.”

So, rest assured, gentlemen, if you wanna be Melanie Brown’s lover, you don’t have to get with Victoria Beckham.

That actually makes me want to take a quick poll.

Who would you rather get with? Mel B or Victoria Beckham?


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30 Responses to “Mel B Doesn’t Talk To Victoria Beckham”

  1. Diana says:

    I never thought Mel B was that attractive. Posh wasn’t all that attractive before she became her current self either, she was very mediocre. But massive weight loss and plastic surgery made her into the over-the-top celeb she is now.

  2. junebug says:

    vic, in boyfriend jeans ;] x

  3. Horse Marine says:

    Vicky.

  4. jojo says:

    gimme mel b. any day. she’s fun and loud!

  5. K-chan says:

    People “bracket them together” because they were both Spice Girls.

  6. Anonymous says:

    mel b..i don’t want the stick a.k.a. victoria beside me

  7. Sparkley bitch says:

    Mel b ever day of the fucking week! She has amazing abs great tatas and juicy doubles! Victoria looks a bit demented..and i think mel b would be good to go out with and party

  8. Señor Loco says:

    “Victoria and I are very different,”? Is she kidding? She should have followed that up with, “While we do have in common that we’re both incredibly stuck up biotches, we are stuck up in our very own separate and unique ways.”

  9. PiratePete says:

    Mel!

  10. Lettie says:

    Mel B is a dog. I can’t believe she’s booked as a lingerie model – great body okay but a face like a dog licking a pissy thistle!!

  11. Lettie says:

    And Victoria looks like a scrawny hooker so devil and the deep blue sea if you ask me.

  12. frosty says:

    Mel. Victoria doesn’t look like very much fun.

  13. Cat says:

    Victoria. Then I have the right to oogle her husband.

  14. Jack says:

    You are GOOD! with your SPICE GIRLS references…

    DAMN evil beet!

  15. JS says:

    Victoria and I don’t talk much either.

  16. Rob says:

    Why do I have to choose? From Posh’s a** to Mel B’s mouth…sounds ok to me!

  17. Tracy says:

    Victoria.

  18. Ab says:

    Mel B, defienetly.

  19. Cynicism says:

    Mel B. Victoria is nice and all, but her personality… there would be a bloody power struggle for who would be dominant in the relationship.

  20. The Beaver State says:

    Vicky B. She’s actually really funny. Mel is Ka-RAZY, and not in a good way. And yes, this is my criteria for sexual partners.

  21. I'm so glam, I piss glitter! says:

    posh. for sure. i totally agree with beaver state. she IS very funny and witty, believe it or not. and she has pretty amazing fashion sense. minus that weird polar bear contraption she sported lately.. :/

  22. poor thing says:

    do we have to choose? both would give you the burning herpes.

  23. Asta says:

    Mel B! She’s wacky.

  24. ann says:

    Mel B has a very outgoing personality, I think Vicky is very…introverted and just focuses on selling herself and her husband to keep herself “known”.

  25. meh.. says:

    both….with a refreshing glass of iced tea after ;)

  26. Veronica says:

    I wouldn’t touch either of them with someone else’s…well, you know. Especially Victoria, she’s disgusting.

  27. DailyBeetReader says:

    Mel B all the way! She is bossy and demanding in a very in controlling way. Not to mention that I bet she’s dirty as fuck in bed, like pull your hair, smack your ass, and call you a bitch dirty. Hmmm now I’m all horny.

  28. Ladee says:

    Victoria looks like she lays there. I’d have to go with Mel B (IF I were a dude – lol)

  29. Tasha says:

    Victoria!!!! i’ve seen more than paparazzi pics, i mean, like interviews, and she is awesome!! the mel b girl.. not so much.. she is weird

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