How to Put This Nicely?
September 2nd, 2008 by Evil Beet
Uh.
Christina Aguilera’s son, Max, may have inherited his father’s genetics in the looks department.
And that is all I have to say about that.
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September 2nd, 2008 at 11:21 am
He’s not cute… he looks a little bit stupid to me… sry
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:21 am
You are a very mean person!
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:21 am
That baby looks like Thom Yorke.
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:33 am
Sometimes you look at a kid everyone is going- ohhhhh sooo cute, and you’re thinking Ummmmmm Nooooooo! Some kids ARE simply cute, but Max looks…. well… nuff said!
Sometimes they grow into looking okay, maybe this will be one?
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:41 am
awww, lol…at first glance hes cute..second glance he looks like his father. third glance…whats up with xtinas hair????? :-)) :-/
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:50 am
Well the Dad looks like a troll so what do you expect!
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:16 pm
The baby’s not cute?! Look at Christina! She got fat, haha!
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Actually, he looks like he has Down Syndrome, poor little thing.
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:28 pm
What does it matter, its a boy.
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Case of ugly duckling, hopefully.
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:44 pm
maybe just a bad pic
taken from a bad angle
when child is grimacing
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:44 pm
no one looks good right here. The baby looks the best and that’s not saying much. This is reminding me of that awesome episode of Seinfeld…… Some ugly baby huh?
breathtaking!
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:48 pm
maybe that’s why she’s been boozing it up so much since the birth. She’s realizing what she got herself into…..
September 2nd, 2008 at 1:08 pm
I think he might have her…nose or something, and to be fair to max he is making a little scrunchy side turned face, and if u dont try to compaire him to his dad he’s just a normal looking baby. I’m not for judging someone by one photo, especially an ever changing baby. I googled and found the other pics of them out and about, that go with the one posted. http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/09/01/christina-aguilera-baby-max/ [with like 10 other pics at the bottom of the article.] It wouldnt have hurt to post some of the others too Beet! But I guess I get to point you were trying to make by posting this one random shot :0)
with like 10 other pics at the bottom of the article.
September 2nd, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Lesson #1: Plastic suregry IS NOT genetic. it’s sad, really sad to say that a baby is kind of fugly, but…… it is what it is. Maybe that’s why we haven’t seen her out about with the baby. Her husband looks like an uber dork.
September 2nd, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Oh, poor kid; how the gene pool is so cruel sometimes.
September 2nd, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Wow….
September 2nd, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Are you kidding me?? That baby looks just like Christina and her brother did as young kids.
September 2nd, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Look at them ears..It is going to be another year before they find out if he is going to walk or fly.
September 2nd, 2008 at 3:36 pm
hes not uglier than halle berrys baby. and you shouldnt say mean things about people or their kidz.
September 2nd, 2008 at 4:14 pm
OK Forrest.
September 2nd, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Yeah that’s a really awkward angle so I won’t say anything yet.
September 2nd, 2008 at 5:04 pm
@JMK Can’t stop laughing.
September 2nd, 2008 at 5:07 pm
hahahahaa i love u
September 2nd, 2008 at 5:08 pm
kinda looks like a mini mel brooks
September 2nd, 2008 at 5:46 pm
@Peep … I spit out my pineapple.
September 2nd, 2008 at 6:36 pm
I’ve seen other pictures of that baby and he is SO cute!! Somehow, THE SINGLE most unflattering shot is the one you choose to use…. sorry to say but that says alot about a person.
I’ve been a loyal reader for a really long time because I always looked forward to checking in to see what you had to say- you were a riot. But, if you can forgive my saying, lately you seem to be intent on becoming as mean-spirited as it’s possible to be. I know this is just one instance, but the trend has been going that direction for a while now. The irony is that you are naturally very funny- you don’t have to resort to desperation to keep your audience.
Where do you draw the line- or do you just not have one anymore?
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:28 am
Well, I have seen other pictures of him too, and he still isn’t cute. But usually, ugly Babies become beautiful grown-up people, so, nothing to worry about here
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:14 am
like he cares what you all think of him
he is rich and ugly
he is going to be very happy
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:29 am
I think max is soooo cute. look at his puffy cheeks and his cute comb-over hairstyle.
September 3rd, 2008 at 5:25 am
That poor child looks like an old man with an unfortunate balding pattern who just stumbled out of a stag party at the local Moose Lodge.
September 3rd, 2008 at 7:08 am
@ imjustkitten
why do you think she calls herself “the evil beet”?!
September 3rd, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Kitten, shut up!
September 3rd, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Midgets. The line is drawn at midgets.
September 4th, 2008 at 12:50 am
i really hate her, but trust me.. this angle, of the baby face, is so wrong.. i think he is really beautiful.. search for more pics
September 5th, 2008 at 9:21 am
Ahh!!! Not cute at all. Poor kid.
September 5th, 2008 at 11:46 am
In the words of Stephen Lynch: DAMN THAT’S ONE UGLY ASS BABY!!!
September 12th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
ok anyone who put anything calling a baby ugly is horrible.
How can you judge a look on a baby
ITS A BABY PEOPLE
this is whats wrong with this country how can you judge a baby
September 20th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Please, people judge babies all the time.
Turn on the TV, you show me an ugly baby selling diapers, insurance, tires. You know why you don’t see ugly babies? They weed them out. People who got all upset - spare me. Where do you think ugly people come from? He looks okay in the other pics. Besides, he’s got her baby blues, dark hair and from what Christina says the daddy is well endowed. And he’s going to have money? Please - he’ll be fine.
BTW - Halle’s baby is gorgeous.