A Modern Romance
September 2nd, 2008 by Evil Beet
Heh.
You gotta love this.
Cameron Diaz is chatting on her cell phone while her boyfriend, model (and Aniston ex) Paul Sculfor is texting on his.
I like this photo because it pretty much typifies every relationship I’ve been in during the past, like, five years. Like, “Yes, dear, you are very pretty. Now go entertain yourself while I talk to the people whose conversation I enjoy. I’ll call for you when I need you to be pretty for me again.”
Hey, whatever works.
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September 2nd, 2008 at 10:24 pm
just like in the words of that famous comedian….”quit it already….ya gotta let people miss you a little!!”
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:42 pm
What is it with these guys and the dirty grey (formerly white) V-neck Hanes T-shirts? Shit, I can save a whole lot of money if that’s acceptable now-a-days!
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:30 am
is she preggers????
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:45 am
i was thinking the same
he is totaly my type
September 3rd, 2008 at 6:19 am
I wonder if she chats on her cell phone and he texts on his while they’re fucking.
September 3rd, 2008 at 7:49 am
“Douche 1 to Douche 2, hello!”
I’m sure they’re both talking / texting something earth-shattering.
September 3rd, 2008 at 9:58 am
um, down unda, i guess you don’t know that a plain white t-shirt and jeans is like the best outfit any guy can wear, ever. i prefer crew neck with levis 501’s, but many variations can be done well if you don’t get all gangsta with the jeans. no ball hugging either.
September 3rd, 2008 at 5:14 pm
she’s speaking to her coke dealer. he’s mapquesting gay bars. that’s how it works in l.a.