Tea Leoni Isn’t Feeling Particularly Festive Right Now
September 1st, 2008 by Evil Beet
In the wake of the news that her longtime husband, David Duchovny, has checked into rehab for a sex addiction, Tea Leoni has cancelled her scheduled appearance at the Toronto International Film Festival to promote her new movie, Ghost Town.
And it’s easy to say that she did this because she doesn’t want to deal with the questions about her husband, but you know her publicist would have been very fucking clear with the journalists that they were to ask no questions about her personal life. No, what she’s actually doing is a huge favor to journalists, whose heads may have exploded if they had to sit in a room with Tea Leoni right now and keep a straight face while chatting with her for fifteen minutes about some fucking movie. “So, what was it like working with director David Koepp? Uh-huh, uh-huh. And, um, I’ve heard Greg Kinnear can be quite the prankster on set. Did you experience any of that firsthand? Yeah? Really? And, so, then, what’s it like being married to a total perv for eleven years? I mean, exactly how many STDs do you think you have at this point? I’m sorry, Tea. What I meant to say was, uh, what attracted you to this project?”
It would have been such a farce.
Related: the next person who headlines a Duchovny-related article utilizing the term “XXX-Files” needs to die in an unpleasant way.
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September 1st, 2008 at 8:03 pm
I think she may be thinking, if my hubby was such a sex maniac, why didn’t he just screw me blind every night? Why didn’t he?
Guys are whores and everyone knows it. I don’t see what the problem is. They follow their dick around until it just wont come up any more and then it is all over. Time is the great equalizer. This too will pass.
September 1st, 2008 at 8:07 pm
I don’t see what the big deal is. I’ve read several places that he had a long time pornography addiction and was being treated when another guy in the facility sold the story to a magazine.. so David made a statement before it went public. Who cares. I don’t see why everybody assumes he cheated on his wife. Who gives a shit if he did anyway. Any woman that’s dumb enough to stay with a guy who cheated on her deserves the STD’s she gets anyway.
September 1st, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Just saw Bad Boys the other day… she still looks great, but she looked incredible in that one… forgot all about that. Hope she gets a break, not her fault her man has an overactive penis. TEAM MILEY
September 1st, 2008 at 10:27 pm
I always did think the sex scenes in Californication were hot.
September 1st, 2008 at 10:39 pm
I haven’t watched Californication yet but this will probably make me buy the DVDs. So…good marketing ploy?
Mulder had a pron fetish, too. How intriguing.
September 1st, 2008 at 10:52 pm
I am pretty sure Tia knew about David’s issues before she married him….might have even made him more attractive….a male sexual animal! Sizzle, sizzle.
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:45 am
How do you think she earned those moves for that one scene in Fun with Dick and Jane?
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:51 am
I still think you had it right the first time Beet and that she told him to go in for it. I was thinking more along the lines of he cheated one too many times and she says something like, “You wanna keep me around mother-chucker? Guess what? Sex addict. Rehab. The paps are gonna love this… POW!” Or, okay, not exactly like that but you understand.
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:52 am
this is good publicity for both
as for the couple
11 yrs gone by
maybe they need to move over
September 2nd, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Translation: She doesn’t like sex and he does.
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:25 pm
Even though it is probably humiliating for her, it’s good David stepped forward and made a statement.
Maybe people will see that Internet pornography addiction is a serious real problem that is afflicting more and more men and even teenage boys.( it is scary to think there will be a whole generation of desensitized men raised on this stuff to contend with!) There’s nothing funny about it either- it is sad and pathetic and plenty of families and relationships will be destroyed by it.
October 13th, 2008 at 12:44 am
well its better then Crack or into youngsters,(cant say child “P” here) Sex is a power thing to some. she wears the pants?
October 26th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
What crap. Alex wets his/her pants about “desensitized” men seeking sex. Who the fuck cares? And by the the way, Tea Leoni gets her jollies from women. Is that shockingly desensitized?