Jack Black pals around with his two-year-old son, Sammy, at Beverly Hills Park.

This is totally adorable and endearing. I like that it seems genuinely candid; one doesn’t get the feeling that Jack Black called the paparazzi and said “I am taking my son to the park today at 2, just FYI.”

Sir Elton John takes in Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet Tour in Nice.

Plus we have more pics from the show tonight.

Enjoy!

American Idol auditions kicked off in New York today … with the addition of fourth judge Kara DioGuardi.

It’s obvious already that they hired Kara to help prop up Paula — literally.

Here’s a little taste of what you’ll get when the new season premieres next week.

Ugh. I had really hoped to be done with this show, but now I think I have to watch. I really want to know what happens with Blair and Chuck. I’m so tragic.

(The new stuff starts at 1:42.)

Kelly Osbourne leaving her London home.

Michael Lohan announced today that he’s engaged to his 24-year-old girlfriend, Erin Muller.

And, as long as people are paying attention to him, he has a few more things he’d like to get off his chest. Specifically, some ranting about Samantha Ronson:

“I’m not happy,” he says. “Ever since [Lindsay] got out of rehab and all these people came back into her life, things haven’t been right … People like Samantha Ronson don’t need to be around Lindsay. She shouldn’t be dragging Lindsay around nightclubs. Who was Samantha Ronson before Lindsay Lohan? She was nobody. She is using her for her own gain. All these people have inserted themselves into her life like parasites, and it’s not right. I’m done with them.”

Uh, Michael? Ever since you got out of Lindsay’s life and Samantha got in, Lindsay’s been out of the headlines. In fact, you’ve been the most scandalous Lohan family member for nearly the entirety of this year. So, ya know, shut up.

Hooray for contests!

If you haven’t heard by now, the kids at CNN are doing this neato little thing where you can put a CNN headline on a T-shirt to demonstrate to the world that you not only follow the news, but you can also find the humor in it.

This particular tee is in reference to an article about how Olive Garden doesn’t love Kendra Wilkinson’s endorsement quite as much as Kendra Wilkinson loves Olive Garden, and it’s my favorite.

Want one of your own?

We’re giving away four. If you win, you can pick the color, size and headline of your tee (it doesn’t have to be the one pictured above if you don’t find Kendra Wilkinson as amusing as I do). Get some suggestions here.

To win, send an email to evilbeet@gmail.com completing the following sentence:

Kendra Wilkinson checks CNN.com on a regular basis because ________________ .

The subject line of your email should be “CNN Contest.”

Winners will be announced on Thursday morning. Deadline for submission is Wednesday at 10 pm PST.

Enjoy!