OMG what a little BEYOTCH. I wish I could slip my hand right through the Internet and smack Solange Knowles across the face.

Solange was doing an interview with Fox News in Las Vegas to promote something I don’t give a shit about. Before the interview started, the interviewers asked her publicist if they could talk to Solange about the closing of Jay-Z’s 40/40 club. The publicist said no, and that was that. But apparently Solange is such a dumbass that she didn’t realize that the conversation took place off the air, so, when they went live, Solange immediately goes on a little tirade blasting the anchor for bringing a discussion of Jay-Z into the mix. The anchor is just confused, and then a producer’s voice comes in and says “That wasn’t live, Solange. That wasn’t on TV,” and Solange is just like “Oh” and then proceeds to give one of the most detached and bitchy interviews I’ve ever seen in my life.

Listen up, you little twat. You are famous because of the hard work your sister did. In fact, every single interview you do should be about Beyonce and Jay-Z, because you are absolutely nothing on your own, and no one would even know your name, let alone be interviewing you on live television, if it weren’t for those people. You’ve got no right to have an attitude. You are nothing on your own. So shut the fuck up and be nice, bitch.

If you don’t understand what I’m so pissed off about, click here and watch the clip for yourself. You’ll want to smack her too.

“I have to say, Katie Holmes has become so much more sophisticated in so many ways, but I think she’s in a dip right now. I can’t explain it. She ascended from this tomboyish waif look to an incredible sexy sophisticate. We realize how much style she’s capable of. I don’t get it.”

Style guru Tim Gunn, on Katie Holmes’ current denim disaster.

You know, I love Tim Gunn, but I just have to say this: for all the style knowledge he has, do you think he could maybe visit the dermatologist every now and then? His skin is always so red and splotchy. These things are treatable. You’d think he’d know that.

Thanks Linda!

Um, so I don’t know what’s up with you guys on this one. Normally when I run a contest my inbox gets FLOODED with responses. This time, I’ve gotten hardly any. Do you guys not want the prize? Do you not know who Kendra Wilkinson is? In case it’s the latter, I’ve made a slight change to the contest entry requirements. To win, send an email to evilbeet@gmail.com finishing the following sentence:

Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend checks CNN.com on a regular basis because ___________________ .

Headline should be “CNN Contest.”

I’ll pick four winners to receive a CNN Headline tee. You get to pick the size, color and headline of your T-shirt. For some ideas, click here.

I’m extending the submission deadline to midnight PST tonight.

So, the Feds arrested a 27-year-old blogger this morning on suspicion of violating federal copyright laws. Kevin Cogill was taken into custody after being accused of posting nine unreleased tracks off the new Guns ‘N’ Roses album, Chinese Democracy, on his website. The songs were later removed.

Um, does anyone else think it’s sort of ironic that an album titled Chinese Democracy has prompted federal agents to raid a journalist’s house in the wee hours of the morning and take him into custody?

I’m just saying.

Both these looks are worthy of discussion.

At the launch of Tide and Downy Total Care in NYC. Yeah. They walked the red carpet for a detergent. Either Tide has an awesome PR firm or these girls are really desperate for invites.

First off, I would like to formally apologize to you guys for this being the slowest news day in the history of the world. Were I famous, I would photograph my vagina and post it here just to inject a little fun into today. Since Leo is more famous than I am, perhaps I could photograph his wee-wee and post it here. His wee-wee is funny because it has these huge long black hairs growing out from the tip of it. They crack me up. I’m like “My dog has crazy pubes!!”

Anyway.

Haley Joel Osment is the latest in a string of former film stars to join the cast of a Broadway production.

CASTING is complete for the starry Broadway revival of “American Buffalo.”
Joining John Leguizamo and Cedric the Entertainer in David Mamet’s crackling drama will be sweet-faced Haley Joel Osment of “I see dead people” fame.

The actor, who was nominated for an Oscar in 1999 for his performance in “Sixth Sense,” will play Bob, a con man in training who becomes involved in an elaborate scheme to steal a rare coin collection.

Osment, who also starred in the films “Artificial Intelligence” and “Home of the Giants,” is making his theatrical debut in “American Buffalo,” which opens at the Belasco Nov. 17.

He’s taking a leave of absence from New York University, where he’s double-majoring in fine arts and Middle Eastern studies.

“I initially considered trying to do my academic classes during the day and the play at night, but it’s probably not a good idea to mix those things at the same time,” he told The Post. “It’s my first time out, so I’m sure I’ll be putting in a lot more hours in the theater than I would on a film set.”

From what I hear, the character Haley’s playing is a little rough around the edges — he’ll be doing a great deal of hardcore cussing. Should be fun.

But, frankly, I’m far more interested in what HJO plans to do with a double-major in fine arts and Middle Eastern studies. Face-painting terrorists? I’m open to your thoughts.

Kay McConaughey has just released a new book titled I Amaze Myself!

And, uh, apparently she talks about how her husband died having sex with her.

“On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love,” Kay says exclusively in the latest issue of Us Weekly. “But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened.

“I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing,” she says. “But it was just the best way to go!”

And when her man couldn’t be revived, she made sure he was taken from the house in the buff.

“I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she says.

Matthew, I’m sorry for all the times I’ve made fun of you for being weird. You actually turned out just fine considering the circumstances.

Chico’s has unveiled the “Debbie Phelps Collection,” which is apparently the Chico’s clothing Ms. Phelps packed to watch her hottie son break all sorts of world records in Beijing.

I wonder if they donated all that clothing to her for the publicity.

Check out the collection here.