Of course you do.

And there’s seriously like 100 photos after the jump.

But for now, I’d just like to say that, when Ed Westwick is ready to take a break from having sex with Chace Crawford, I’m available. And I’m willing to totally ignore just how gay that silk scarf is, and instead focus on ways to make it fun and useful in the bedroom.

Seriously though. Click through. I uploaded like a gazillion freakin’ photos for you guys, so at least look at them, okay?

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Okay, I found the People.com photos — it’s just their cover, but rest assured all the other photos will be on the Internet by tomorrow.

Vivienne is on the left, Knox is on the right.

What cuties!!!!

I like this picture because Angie is gazing adoringly at her child and Brad is gazing adoringly at Angie’s breasts.

Okay, so People.com is fucking up BIG TIME by not having the pics on their website when they said they would, but at least Hello magazine — who got the British rights to the pics — have a pic up on theirs.

So … meet Knox and Vivienne!

HOORAY!!!

DAMMIT!!!

WTF!!!

People.com was supposed to have the Brangie Baby photos at 7pm EST. By my count, that is SEVEN MINUTES AGO.

They’re releasing them later to get all the page views that come from people refreshing over and over and over again.

Grrrr.

While we wait, here’s Jodie Sweetin, along with Jodie Sweetin’s fake breasts and Jodie Sweetin’s baby weight that she hasn’t lost yet, posing at one of the dumb little events they do leading up to the Teen Choice Awards. I’m annoyed that she’s famous for following up child stardom with a meth addiction. Since when is that original?

Here’s Jessica Stroup at the Teen Choice Awards.

Jessica’s set to star in the new 90210 as Erin Silver.

She’s 21 years old, and her weight is at least twice that.

I smell a downward spiral.

Has anybody else noticed this trend?

When Kate Hudson has a boyfriend, you hardly ever see pictures of her with her son. Once she goes through a high-profile break-up, there are like 1000 pictures of her with Ryder everywhere.

It’s not that I don’t think Kate is an active, involved mother when she has a boyfriend — I think she is — but I don’t think she alerts the paparazzi every time she leaves the house with Ryder until she has a high-profile break-up. It’s like her way of saying, “See? I’m fine. I do have a man in my life. And he’ll never dump me for being too desperate. He won’t even realize what a problem it is for another 15 years or so. How jealous are you now, Lance???”

Lindsay Lohan made the trek to the Windy City with gal pal Samantha Ronson for Lollapalooza, where SamRo was playing DJ. Also there: Mark Ronson, Slash, Perry Farrell, and Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.

Please make sure to click through the thumbnails. There’s a picture of Samantha Ronson, Slash and a pack of cigarettes (and his young son!) and Perry Farrell. If you look at it long enough, you can actually get a contact high.