Playboy has just released the results of its nationwide YouTube model search — and the #1 winner is Jaime Bradford, from Phoenix, Arizona. She’s an 18-year-old student at — where else? — Arizona State University, my alma mater.

I remember my last year of college there. ASU was voted Playboy’s #1 party school in the nation, and Maxim’s #1 Most Attractive Female Student Body.

I was like, “I can graduate. My work here is done.”

So rock on, Jaime. Way to represent, girl!

The rest of the winners’ vids are after the jump.

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Word on the street is that the Fed seized naked photos of Anne Hathaway as part of their investigation of her ex-boyfriend, CFO of the Vatican complete tool Raffaello Follieri.

From the National Enquirer:

In additional to the naked photos he took of Anne, 25, he also prized a sizzling photo of her in black fishnet stockings, a garter belt and bustier that totally exposed her top. Follieri, 30, supposedly paid a very famous photographer to take that steamy shot.

The Enquirer learned that just recently, Anne’s brother Michael tried to gain access to a hidden storage room in the Bronx where Follieri had storied some of his and Anne’s belongings after he moved out of his apartment.

“Michael went to the storage facility, but was told he was a day late. The day before (July 15), FBI agents had removed numerous documents, photos and what were believed to be Anne’s diaries from the storage room….

Michael was told that he could not get into the room or take anything out.”

Aw, what a nice brother, going to the storage place to get her nudie photos back.

I sure do hope these things leak.

I remember the days when I used to despise Anne Hathaway. They seem like a distant memory now. She’s been so much fun lately!

My beloved Morgan Freeman was in a serious car accident in Mississippi at 11:30 pm last night.

He was airlifted from the accident scene to a hospital in Memphis, Tennessee. Alcohol is not suspected to be involved in the accident. Of course not!!!! My precious Morgan Freeman DOES NOT drink and drive. It’s silly that we even had to say that.

There’s been no word on Morgan’s condition, but state troopers say he was talking at the scene of the accident before being airlifted.

Get better soon, Mr. Freeman!!!!

Here’s the new Calvin Klein ad featuring Eva Mendes, and, for just a second, Eva Mendes’ nipple.

It’s been banned in the U.S., because nipples will corrupt our children. Seriously, the biggest problem facing today’s youth? Nipples.

Anyway, CK’s probably getting more exposure for this damn perfume by having this commercial banned than they would have if it actually aired. The only time I’ve watched commercials during the past five years is when they’re on YouTube or during the Super Bowl. I don’t think I’ve watched live TV since, like, Dawson’s Creek was still filming new episodes.

I hadn’t thought about this before.

Fox News reports that the money Hello! and People magazines paid for the Knox and Vivi pics — between $10 and $15M, depending on whom you believe — will actually go directly to charity. Not first to Brad and Angie, and then to charity, but directly to the Jolie Pitt Foundation.

This means that the money is actually a tax write-off for these magazines.

Which means that, after you consider the tax implications, what they really paid for the pics is considerably less.

I’m just saying.

Well, well. This is interesting.

DEA investigators want to talk to Mary-Kate Olsen about the death of Heath Ledger — specifically, it seems, with regards to where he got the OxyContin involved in his overdose — and her lawyer is refusing to let her chat with them until she gets immunity from prosecution. All the other drugs found in Heath’s system came from valid prescriptions, but the Oxy, it appears, was obtained illegally. And probably from Mary-Kate or one of her entourage.

If the Feds choose to, they can obtain a grand-jury subpoena to compel her to talk.

Hm.

This could get interesting.

“I myself am pro-choice. There are thousands of babies that people dont want, get abused, and turn out to be the scum of the earth when they grow up. Why should we add to that? I personally believe that until the central nervous system develops, it is NOT killing a baby. It doesn’t even look like a baby by then. Just an alien blob! I am lucky because I have never, nor will I ever be faced with the desicion of abortion (unless I am raped). However, just because I personally would never make that decision for myself, who am I or anyone else to tell another what they should do? I do cringe at the thought of a more developed fetus getting the ax…but from personal experience, i don’t remember anything about the womb or my birth. in fact, I don’t remember anything till I was 3 or 4!”

ANTM winner Adrianne Curry, on her MySpace blog, waxes philosophic on the abortion debate. She added that she also didn’t remember much between the ages of 16 and 19, so you totally could have aborted her then, too, and she wouldn’t have minded.

I kid.