Make me laugh bitches.

This came out of left field.

Hilary Duff’s dad has been jailed for 10 days for violating the terms of his divorce. I guess he started selling off assets he wasn’t supposed to and was essentially jailed for contempt of court. Hilary’s parents have been in divorce proceedings now for a while and the whole thing came to a head when Hilary’s mom asked for $25,000 to throw Hilary a 21st birthday party.

Um, isn’t she really rich and famous. I mean…at that point don’t you just pay for your own birthday party or do it in Vegas and get somebody else to pay for it?

Seriously. Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff and Hayden Panettiere’s fathers have all been in jail at one time or another. Forget about these girls going off the handle, we need to worry about their crazy parents.

It is really sad what happens to these families when their kids get famous.

Rafael Nadal has decided not to wear the new “look” that Nike developed for this year’s US Open. On first glance, this doesn’t look like a big story except as somebody who goes to the US Open this is a huge coup. Nike most likely developed a whole line of clothes that would be sold in their stores after he most-likely wins the title this year. Yikes.

Nike is trying to make Nadal into a more “proper” tennis player which makes me mad. Ever since he came onto the scene with his manpris (or as my boyfriend says, shants) and sleeveless t-shirts I have really been a fan. He is Spanish, he is sexy and who really cares what a tennis player wears if he can bring some serious championships? I understand the whole “tennis fashion” thing. Venus Williams is actually wearing designs from her own line at this year’s open. For those players, however, who just want to rock out their own style more power to them.

Go Nadal Go!

I don’t know if or when I am going to get over the whole “I-want-Michael-Phelps-to-be-my-boyfriend-or-perhaps-just-have-dirty-sex-with-me” thing.

This is not helping.

Even though I no longer write for the Beet I often send the Beet weird stuff I find on the internet because my brief blogging career lead to a bit of an internet gossip addiction. To add fuel to the fire I got an iPhone from my new job that I mainly use to constantly refresh Evil Beet Gossip, sorry work. It is a problem I tell you…until Beet goes out of town and and I can share some of my love with you…

I never introduced myself properly to y’all because I am actually in the field of entertainment and have shamelessly used some of my friends as tips. Oops. If you care, however, who my celebrity “twin” is, check out the video below. Seriously, I think I may during my free time today write “Evil Beet the Musical.”

From her MySpace blog:

DRUG FREE
Current mood: betrayed
Category: Life

If you have something to say to me, say it to my face- that’s what i have believed my whole life- don’t be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world- i think we know where the rest of this blog is going…

If you guessed it had to do with my father- then you guessed right! It really hurts, because i have tried- after all that my mother and siblings have gone through, i really tried to make things work- For the hope of having a father again-wanting things to change- even though people have said, some people will forever remain the same.

Having said that- the people were right, and he is yet to change- but this time, without his daughter by his side- He has become a public embaressment and a bully- To my family, my co-workers, my friends, and a girl that means the world to me (its obvious who that is).

He has no idea what is going on in my life because i have chosen not to involve him in it- His recent attack on my life and my loved ones is simply for an ADDICTION THAT HE HAS- FAME. Why he feels the need to comment on anything in my life that i may want to keep private, is beyond comprehension- If he really cared about me and my life, then he would learn to respect my wishes by staying out of it.

Can really blame her. Guy is a total knob. Between this and her girlfriend starting to look human life is looking UP for double L.

How about a little Thursday funny? I love the detail work in this. Molson!