Okay So I’m a Little Obsessed with This Whole Thing About Sarah Palin’s Pregnant Teen Daughter
August 31st, 2008 by Evil Beet
There are very few things that can get me genuinely interested in anything political. In fact, I had previously believed that there was nothing that could get me genuinely interested in anything political. This year, however, has proven me wrong. There are two things, at last count, that can get me genuinely interested in politics: hookers and teen pregnancies.
Since the Eliot Spitzer scandal has died down, I am now thoroughly obsessed with Sarah Palin’s 16-year-old daughter, Bristol, and the child it is becoming increasingly clear she gave birth to, and that her mother claimed as her own to protect her political career. It doesn’t do a lot of good to champion an abstinence-before-marriage platform when your own unwed teen’s knocked up. (But, you know, that’s what fucking happens when we refuse to give our teenagers useful information about and support for their sexuality, but whatever, I’ll back off that rant for now. I have a feeling there will be plenty of time for it later.)
This link has a ton of photos of Sarah Palin just a month or two before she “gave birth” — she doesn’t look preggers at all. They also offer tons of other evidence to support their point — including the fact that, after going into labor, Sarah traveled for hours (on an airplane!) to “give birth” in a remote hospital in her home town, even though the baby was a month premature. Additionally, at the same time as Governor Palin’s “pregnancy,” her 16-year-old daughter, Sarah, was out of school for over five months due to “mono.”
Perhaps most damning is this photo of Bristol taken in late 2007. The baby was born in April 2008. Stomach fat or growing baby?
What do you guys think????
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They’re saying that Bristol is -currently- pregnant. Kind of spoils the whole theory of Trig being hers.
Ok, so where does this leave us?……..CNN reports that the daughter is 5 months pregnant – right now, and that she will marry the father of the baby. How are all the non-tolerant, religious, abstinence-preaching, far right people going to explain this? The teenage daughter of the GOP VP nominee getting knocked up. Hmmmmm, and McCain’s people said he knew all about it before he announced his decision? WOW! His choice looks like more of a mistake with every passing minute. (Not to mention Palin’s husband has a DUI arrest in his past.) I wonder how many more skeletons are going to come out of Palin’s closet?
Let’s just see… in a few months Bristol will “prematurely” give birth to her child. Probably she is not 5 months pregnant now, but much less, and they are just telling this to cover up the fact she gave birth 4 months ago.
What really upsets me, now knowing that her daughter is pregnant, is that this woman seems to not care about her family at all. To put your daughter, WHO YOU KNOW WILL BE IN THE SPOTLIGHT, into that situation by accepting the VP spot is absolutely sick. She is supposed to manage our country (should McCain win then die) and she cannot even manage her own family?
She is a vile human being.
I think vile is a little harsh… perhaps “real” was the word you were looking for
On September 1, a few days after Palin was chosen as McCain’s running mate, it was announced by the McCain campaign[120] that Palin’s 17-year old daughter, is five months pregnant and intends to keep the baby and marry the father of her child.[121] The father was referred to only as “Levi” in the release.[121] The McCain-Palin campaign states that John McCain was aware of the situation, but decided that it would not affect his choice of Palin as his vice presidential nominee.[121] The announcement was made in part to counter rumors that Trig Palin is actually Bristol’s son.[121]
- wikipedia
CNN has confirmed that Palin’s daughter Bristol is in fact 5 months pregnant right now……you see? this other thing was just a rumor. :)
I guess this makes the rumors about McCain’s lax vetting process true. A 5-month pregnant teenager isn’t exactly hard to vet. All it takes is a good pair of eyeballs.
Teenagers have sex. Look in the mirror. Did you have sex when your mom said to wait? I did. Regardless of how much the parents inform them, teach them, hand them condoms, etc. It happens. A teenage pregnancy is not the ideal situation, to be sure. I’m choosing to admire the whole scenario with all it’s flaws, with all the pomp and circumstance. It’s REAL. The family is completely exposed and they’ve chosen to grab their nuts and plow through. I say hell YEAH.
Beet! Please, please post Diddy’s commentary about Sarah Palin. So funny!!! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=thmueS0ngAs
5 months because of mono, please. I believe the official report is that the daughter is in fact pregnant…and that said child being spoken of in this story is in fact Palin (mother).
this pregnancy statement now
makes sense
together with the pic
she didn’t try to hide it at all
I agree with zaza..
the kid born in april is her daughters, and this girl is now pregnant with her second child..I’m not really suprised though these people are some country hillbilly folk..I mean Dad gets dui’s and oldest daughter gets knocked up…well i guess they are from alaska I mean whatelse is there to really do?
Well, they said McCain wasn’t in touch with “real” problems and such. Maybe he isn’t but Palin sure seems to be, maybe it’s one reason he picked her?? Possible DUI of her hubby (I say possible because I hadn’t heard of that till I read these comments) and a pregnant teenage daughter, you can’t get more REAL than that. It’s not the adversity it’s how you handle it that is important. Looks like she handles it in true form fitting the beliefs that she has
i dont know what we’re trying to prove right or wrong here but the last picture is NOT a baby. its so defiately stomach fat!
whos against abortions now..? Whos the father?
Did she like the sex?
Thats dumb!
Women who have had four children before are simply not that skinny when they are pregnant for a fifth time. She does not look pregnant at all.
Also, if she is such a good and caring pro-life mother then why would she be flying around from Texas to Alaska when she is giving birth? Doesn’t that just seem pointlessly risky and stupid?
evilzoe,
while there is decaffeinated coffee, there is not such a thing as caffeine-free coffee. Maybe the amount of caffeine in decaffeinated coffee is ok to have during pregnancy (I don’t know), but I personally would not take the risk if I were pregnant with a special needs child.
Oh, and the dates of some of the pictures are disputed (mostly because the Governor keeps moving a deleting pictures so it’s hard to establish a credible time line.
She definitely looks pregnant in the picture above. However, One thing I think you all missed is the ring on her finger. Yes, it is on her middle finger, but if you look at her latest pictures it has since been moved to the wedding finger. If the above picture was taken in late 2007, that would mean that Bristol Palin has been engaged for some time. Just a thought.
I think it’s true. Down with the fuckin’ GOP! They would be ALL over this if it were Hillary/Chelsea.
You guys are stupid as fuck… thats all I’m going to say. You’ve all had sex before you were married. You know that Sarah Palin is a better person than you, probably a better mother too… Her daughter is pregnant with her first kid. If thats the most “damning” photo, you shit out of luck, cuz its what she looks like in every photo…. what the fuck difference does it make anyway.. Sarah Palin has a kid who is having a kid… Obama wants to kill kids instead of have them…. hmmmm, who is better?
kat, mum is a coffee addict. turns out i was born perfectly healthy.
again,, com’on,,, who gives a shit about her (cute) daughter being knocked up. shes hot, and puts out, she s a double threat girl,, sweet!.. blame her folks for not puttn her on birth control, past that PALIN FOR PRESIDENT! plus,,,,,,i’d do her
You people are fucking scumbags. Leave the girl alone and stop attackimg her simply because you have no reason to vote for your idiot messiah.
ewlll……
well Listen my Name is Star i am 16 i have a son of my own i was raised as a VARY religious kid… it’s NOT always the parents Fault i mean EVERYBODY makes mistake weather it;s doing drugs steeling or Getting PREGNEANT…. NObody is Perfect…
Bristol and Levi need to get their acts together for their child so he can have a stable home life.But if they can’t do that.they need to get away from each other and leading separate lives.
I think the girl is too hot, and if she is not pregnan I would do some efforts to make her being!
Huge piece of tits and really beautifull mouth to blow my saxo….
hahahaha