Natalie Portman Is So Purty

August 31st, 2008 by Evil Beet


Let’s all take a much-needed break from scary politics to remember how beautiful and perfect Natalie Portman is. Here’s the beautiful and perfect Natalie receiving some manner of award at the Venice Film Festival. You’re so pretty and talented, Natalie. I wish I were you.


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16 Responses to “Natalie Portman Is So Purty”

  1. chic little says:

    um… she is naturally gorgeous, but what is up with her dress and why does it look like it’s a bad shot of her from 5 years ago or so?

  2. V. Eye Pete says:

    What did she win the award for? I suppose this is information we don’t need. This sort of reporting is more scary than politics. Someone should have combed her hair before she went in front of the camera..

  3. sexytrini says:

    LOL, Beet and I think her hair is cute. Loving the waves and the color.

  4. klorofyllning says:

    Didn’t she win this award for her new short-film, that she recently made?

    And yeah, she’s the prettiest actress in America.

  5. Abbi says:

    I love her… that is why she is my secret celebrity lesbian crush

  6. TSS says:

    Does anybody have change for a $10?

  7. censorthis says:

    she’s perfect. period.

  8. Beth says:

    awww, i think her eyes are tearing up!! she’s a babe, i want to be her too.

  9. Julie says:

    She really IS purty!

  10. Anna says:

    Purty and wearing a lot of make-up.

  11. Fleur says:

    Huh, funny – I though Beet was being sarcastic.

  12. xandria says:

    Hey TSS – That one was almost funny – creepy that you’re tenaciously stalking this website like flies on shit though….

  13. slicklock says:

    the sweetest unshaved twat in all of hollywood

  14. Donkey Punch says:

    Pretty maybe, but sex appeal: zero.

  15. SDRT says:

    Abbi!LOL!

    she is a very, very pretty woman

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