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Natalie Portman Is So Purty

August 31st, 2008 by Evil Beet


Let’s all take a much-needed break from scary politics to remember how beautiful and perfect Natalie Portman is. Here’s the beautiful and perfect Natalie receiving some manner of award at the Venice Film Festival. You’re so pretty and talented, Natalie. I wish I were you.


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16 Responses to “Natalie Portman Is So Purty”

  1. chic little Says:
    August 31st, 2008 at 11:59 pm

    um… she is naturally gorgeous, but what is up with her dress and why does it look like it’s a bad shot of her from 5 years ago or so?

  2. V. Eye Pete Says:
    September 1st, 2008 at 2:23 am

    What did she win the award for? I suppose this is information we don’t need. This sort of reporting is more scary than politics. Someone should have combed her hair before she went in front of the camera..

  3. sexytrini Says:
    September 1st, 2008 at 4:50 am

    LOL, Beet and I think her hair is cute. Loving the waves and the color.

  4. klorofyllning Says:
    September 1st, 2008 at 5:32 am

    Didn’t she win this award for her new short-film, that she recently made?

    And yeah, she’s the prettiest actress in America.

  5. Abbi Says:
    September 1st, 2008 at 6:34 am

    I love her… that is why she is my secret celebrity lesbian crush

  6. TSS Says:
    September 1st, 2008 at 7:13 am

    Does anybody have change for a $10?

  7. censorthis Says:
    September 1st, 2008 at 8:18 am

    she’s perfect. period.

  8. Beth Says:
    September 1st, 2008 at 9:10 am

    awww, i think her eyes are tearing up!! she’s a babe, i want to be her too.

  9. woohoo Says:
    September 1st, 2008 at 9:45 am

    HEY! Beet- get on this now! http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/palin-confirms-daughters-pregnancy-915378.html

  10. Julie Says:
    September 1st, 2008 at 10:58 am

    She really IS purty!

  11. Anna Says:
    September 1st, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    Purty and wearing a lot of make-up.

  12. Fleur Says:
    September 1st, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    Huh, funny - I though Beet was being sarcastic.

  13. xandria Says:
    September 2nd, 2008 at 12:55 am

    Hey TSS - That one was almost funny - creepy that you’re tenaciously stalking this website like flies on shit though….

  14. slicklock Says:
    September 2nd, 2008 at 5:28 am

    the sweetest unshaved twat in all of hollywood

  15. Donkey Punch Says:
    September 2nd, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    Pretty maybe, but sex appeal: zero.

  16. SDRT Says:
    September 9th, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    Abbi!LOL!

    she is a very, very pretty woman

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