*snickers*

Lars – who are you, oh the drama, oh the suspense… oh the.. no wait.. I’m not really interested but I think your writing is good.

For all of those who posted and proved that they can read, speak and sign in Brazilian Portuguese.. wow, we get it, you are a smart one and we bow down to your superhuman intellect.

Something is fishy in Denmark? She got suspended for insubordination? Come on–what’s really going on?

She pulled a Lindsay Lohan and is out on some drug binge? Where are the paps when you need them! Get some damn pictures on here.

Was she caught hacking into someone’s private computer with all her school learned computer knowledge? She was trying to get even with someone because they made some nasty remarks about Leo — that little pisser! Come-on what’s going on? I smell a scandal here?

I am available to write if I can work from home. Just thought I would throw that in. Perhaps you would like someone who actually worked in the film industry? How odd that would be….