Obama and His Bitch

August 28th, 2008 by EvilT


Oh calm down, I’m not talking about Michelle.

The American Kennel Club had a poll to choose the first Dog for Obama and his family. The Poodle won!

In a national poll of 42,000 people, the Poodle narrowly edged past the Soft-Coated Wheaten Terrier as the top dog for the Obamas, the American Kennel Club (AKC) said.

Obama has said that he would get his daughters a dog after the election.

What kind of dog would you get for the Obama family?


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44 Responses to “Obama and His Bitch”

  1. Rita Says:

    A hairless mutt.

  2. Mal Says:

    Beagle!

  3. Beth Says:

    A Labrador would be cute!

  4. RubyRubyRuby Says:

    A pitt bull. Obama kind of looks like one.

  5. SweetPea Says:

    I think a Bichon Frise would be good. They look a lot like poodles, but without the bitchy attitude. =-)

  6. Agent:Orange Says:

    LOL…title alone got me to laugh

  7. jinx Says:

    A big, lovable mutt is the best dog.

  8. jemms Says:

    why do ”they” always choose ”old people” dogs? poodles are fine and smart infact, but girls/boys at the ages of 6 to 12 want a German Shepard, Lab, Doberman, A Great Dane, weiner dogs, collie, etc., I don’t think this is what Obama really wants, but he’s being nice.

  9. sillyplant Says:

    They should get a Big Black Dog from a shelter.

    Big Black Dogs (BBD) hardly ever get adopted. They are usually the sweetest, too. I think it would be a great move.

    Whatever dog he gets, it shouldn’t be some fancypants designer breed. It should be a shelter dog.

  10. lauren Says:

    I’d get them a Standard. They’re like a completely different dog than the toy. And I just can’t see them with a small dog.

  11. beetlejuice Says:

    i am with sillyplant - set a great example and get a dog/puppy from a shelter or rescue group. That’s were i got both of my current dogs and they are the greatest dogs, both lab mixes.

  12. name dropper Says:

    yes, yes, for sure, a shelter dog all the way, and even better? a shelter dog thats older - many only want puppies or young dogs…

  13. MW Says:

    He looks like he’s never held a dog in his LIFE. What a transparent ploy to seem more down to Earth.

  14. mambaX Says:

    I can’t help but look at the background
    and the dignity of it
    I don’t like this sort of photoshop
    makes me wonder

  15. mambaX Says:

    because I trust it’s photoshop

  16. jemms Says:

    all dogs nee dlove. whether they are “fancy” or just shelter. geez,. why so bitter about the ”fancy” dogs? love ALL dogs. p.c. police are out.

  17. tp Vero Says:

    Let’s just donate Leo to him…….hehehehehheheh

    Where is the BEET ? Something is fishy here?

  18. Anonymous Says:

    MW why so much hostility because a guy may have never owned or held a dog before? I could see if he was holding an infant that way or something geeze.

    And I’d choose a Schnauzer or Yorkie maybe if we’re talking about getting a pet for two little girls. I do agree though that the shelter idea is a good one, what a cinderella story that dog will have!

  19. carmen Says:

    a freakin huge rotweiler or monster pit bull so he can sic ‘em on mccain and/or bush.

  20. Alexa Says:

    okay, that dog is just CUTE. which is saying a lot, since I’m more of a golden retriever and labrador retriever person.

  21. sillyplant Says:

    I promise I have no hostilities towards fancy dogs. You can get fancy dogs at shelters (I did! My cockapoo. I’ve also gotten a chihuahua and terrier mixes at shelters.) I suppose I came across wrong. As a dog lover, I do understand the importance of preserving bloodlines in purebred animals, however, I just don’t choose to participate directly.

    I just think a person in a place of position and influence should do the right thing by adopting a dog that has been cast off, instead of buying a dog from a breeder.

    Your mileage may vary.

  22. Anonymous Says:

    a BLACK lab

  23. cj Says:

    That has to be photoshopped–I hope. The “looking-into-the-future” expressions on both their faces are hilarious. And yes, he should definitely adopt a dog from a shelter. The White House is big; he could get five or six.

  24. woohoo Says:

    I’m with a black dog, I volunteer at shelters and nearly half are black dogs.

  25. Kelsey Says:

    No poodles. They’re so damn ugly. He should get a golden retriever.

  26. lorelei Says:

    Hmm, last I heard, Poodles were the #1 biting dogs, I guess the Don’t like Obama.

    I would get a chow. Everyone I’ve ever had was great with children, but you Damn well better stay away from those kids! When my oldest was 1 he was using my parents chow mix to stand up (grabbing her fur and pullin), I did the gentle tap on the hand and said no. This dog was 5 years old, my chows puppy, had known me her whole life. She turned and nipped ME for tapping my hand. The one I have now attacked a previous neighbor. What can I say, don’t beat your kid (and he was beating, not disciplining) around my dog

  27. lorelei Says:

    I do agree with all the shelter dog comments. I actually found her hurt and starving on the side of the road (the vet never could get all the buckshot out of her rear)

  28. Dallas Cowboy Says:

    Shelter dog all the way, baby! Preferably mixed-breed!

  29. copa Says:

    kids want a big dog that they can actually PLAY with. Shelter dogs are best

  30. Down Unda Says:

    A shelter dog is an absolutely brilliant idea… not only is it wonderful to save a dog, but very in the spirit of America, right? I mean, the statute of liberty does say:

    “…”Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”

    And shelter dogs are the most loyal and loving dogs you’ll ever find!

  31. Tia Says:

    A Rhodesian Ridgeback all the way, either from a rescue group or a reputable breeder. They are awesome dogs!

  32. Anonymous Says:

    a rottweiler. then he would yell “sick em’ boy!” to john mccaine and the terrorists. oh yeaaaaah. B)

  33. gumball Says:

    Border Collie and call it Laddie..

  34. ribbet Says:

    um, how did my lover get on here?

    any pound puppy would work. let the girls pick, if it’s really for them, and not a media stunt.

  35. emmeya Says:

    I hope he gets a pound dog!

  36. angelfish Says:

    i would go for a welsh corgi. my grandpa has one and she’s the sweetest, cutest dog ever!

  37. censorthis Says:

    just get him one that hikes his leg on bush’s portrait, it shouldn’t take much training.

  38. Sarah Says:

    golden retriever… it’s the family dog

  39. kelly Says:

    a rat terrier! They get their name thanks to a former president!

  40. Anonymous Says:

    isnt it funny, he want a white one as a pet

  41. Racism alive and well Says:

    This is racist. A black man gets to rule the whitehouse with a white dog to lick his feet? What’s next, a white maid? A white butler? A white slut on the side?

  42. Tlyon Says:

    Golden Retriever!!!!! The best dogs on the planet.

  43. dkm Says:

    How about adopting a child in need and a shelter dog. The McCain family did both. Obama could follow their lead. He still needs assistance in becoming a noble individual.

  44. Heavy Machine Gunner Says:

    Whats he did a new dog for, he already has michelle!! That is one ugly dog!!!!

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