Michael Phelps Watch
August 28th, 2008 by EvilT
I don’t know if or when I am going to get over the whole “I-want-Michael-Phelps-to-be-my-boyfriend-or-perhaps-just-have-dirty-sex-with-me” thing.
This is not helping.
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I don’t usually find him as attractive as everyone else (Beet) seems too, but this is a good picture of him. I think it’s because he’s looking down just a little.
Beet- Have you had any good dreams with him yet? Sometimes that’s all you need…
Hey Sacha, I’m a lifeguard in the dc area and one of my fellow guards actually slept with phelps a few months ago when she was up at school in baltimore. She said it wasn’t that impressive.
I guess it would be okay if you put a paperbag over his head. (Not a handsome man)
He looks okay when he’s not smiling. When he smiles he’s always got that dumb, dorky, “I’ve swallowed too much chlorine” look that just makes me cringe.
Yes Ruby….. his smile makes his face look awkward and 12-year-oldish. This is much, much better. The longer hair is better too….. shorter makes his ginormous head stand out too much.
Blech. It looks like a forced pose. Not my thing at all.
@ RubyRubyRuby
“swallowed too much chlorine” = LOL
Okay! He is already wet. So, why do I find him lick-able?
a woman slept with Phelps and said it wasn’t that impressive?
did they have sex?
if they did and I am not surprised
sex is sex
it’s not meant to be impressive
it’s just a part of life
but I am impressed to read such comment about him
since everyone knows who he is
he is a man like other men
I would never comment on sexual encounters anyway
anonymous or famous guys included
it’s a matter of taste and opinion, of course
Yes, he looks much better with longer hair.
Michael Phelps seems to be getting less attractive as he gets older. which is understandable, but the guy’s like 23. I mean, he looked pretty cute in the Athens olympics, if I remember correctly.
oh yeah and I saw him on the cover of a tabloid in the checkout line and it amused me for some reason. it said, “who is michael phelps’ secret love?” or something dramatic like that.
i wonder what goes on in the showers with those boys curious
my mom thought he was hot but he has short legs and really long arms and that changed her mind about him.
this dude needs to get back in the f’ing pool. he’s like a manatee. he’s only pretty to look at when swimming. put him on dry land and he’s just flappin’ around and gasping for air and shit.
Omg he is just so hot! (in my opinion anyway)
I would do him in an instant…. I bet he’s really sexy down there.