Michael Phelps Watch
August 28th, 2008 by EvilT
I don’t know if or when I am going to get over the whole “I-want-Michael-Phelps-to-be-my-boyfriend-or-perhaps-just-have-dirty-sex-with-me” thing.
This is not helping.
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August 28th, 2008 at 8:17 am
I don’t usually find him as attractive as everyone else (Beet) seems too, but this is a good picture of him. I think it’s because he’s looking down just a little.
August 28th, 2008 at 8:47 am
Beet- Have you had any good dreams with him yet? Sometimes that’s all you need…
August 28th, 2008 at 8:50 am
Hey Sacha, I’m a lifeguard in the dc area and one of my fellow guards actually slept with phelps a few months ago when she was up at school in baltimore. She said it wasn’t that impressive.
August 28th, 2008 at 9:28 am
I guess it would be okay if you put a paperbag over his head. (Not a handsome man)
August 28th, 2008 at 9:30 am
He looks okay when he’s not smiling. When he smiles he’s always got that dumb, dorky, “I’ve swallowed too much chlorine” look that just makes me cringe.
August 28th, 2008 at 9:45 am
Yes Ruby….. his smile makes his face look awkward and 12-year-oldish. This is much, much better. The longer hair is better too….. shorter makes his ginormous head stand out too much.
August 28th, 2008 at 10:54 am
Blech. It looks like a forced pose. Not my thing at all.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:34 am
@ RubyRubyRuby
“swallowed too much chlorine” = LOL
August 28th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Okay! He is already wet. So, why do I find him lick-able?
August 28th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
a woman slept with Phelps and said it wasn’t that impressive?
did they have sex?
if they did and I am not surprised
sex is sex
it’s not meant to be impressive
it’s just a part of life
but I am impressed to read such comment about him
since everyone knows who he is
he is a man like other men
I would never comment on sexual encounters anyway
anonymous or famous guys included
it’s a matter of taste and opinion, of course
August 28th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Yes, he looks much better with longer hair.
August 28th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Michael Phelps seems to be getting less attractive as he gets older. which is understandable, but the guy’s like 23. I mean, he looked pretty cute in the Athens olympics, if I remember correctly.
oh yeah and I saw him on the cover of a tabloid in the checkout line and it amused me for some reason. it said, “who is michael phelps’ secret love?” or something dramatic like that.
August 29th, 2008 at 9:48 am
i wonder what goes on in the showers with those boys curious
August 29th, 2008 at 10:02 am
my mom thought he was hot but he has short legs and really long arms and that changed her mind about him.
August 29th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
this dude needs to get back in the f’ing pool. he’s like a manatee. he’s only pretty to look at when swimming. put him on dry land and he’s just flappin’ around and gasping for air and shit.
August 29th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Omg he is just so hot! (in my opinion anyway)