Comments on: I Guess This is Really Happening

By: Hyatt Riot

Hyatt Riot — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:00:35 +0000

She looks like a gal who just found out she can’t read good.

By: censorthis

censorthis — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:20:24 +0000

sexy football player? tony romo is a stupid looking pendejo.

By: Maxturbator

Maxturbator — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:25:58 +0000

Who cares about the music …. as long as she’s still got that pretty face and those amazing tits to jerk to !! .. am i wrong ?

By: gumball

gumball — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:24:03 +0000

She has the stunning looks and talents that will be successful if ..; only tightly scripted, and delivered by radio.

By: cj

cj — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:39:40 +0000

Ugh–she’s so beautiful but that one facial expression she uses all the time is so vacant if I stare at her too long I can almost feel my own IQ points just draining away. The power of stupid.

Spiteful Lars and EvilT–I like all your posts, and always enjoy it when you guys sit in for the Evil Beet.

By: KELSO

KELSO — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 22:12:01 +0000

She’s like, “Dad, no one likes me anymore!”
“Don’t worry, Jess. We still have the hicks from back home. I mean, they listen to everything. How do you think the country stations keep their listeners?”

By: PoliteTia

PoliteTia — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:42:51 +0000

Jessica is just too old to pull off the come-hither look. I hope Tony Romo really cares about her. She could use a break right about now.

By: MW

MW — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:19:58 +0000

Holy shit she looks like a retard in that cover shot. Lights are on and nobody’s home! Oh wait, I think that’s her “sexy” look. LMAO

By: Cril

Cril — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 19:46:00 +0000

WQIK That is the radio station in Jacksonville, FL where I am from.

By: mimi in mo

mimi in mo — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:44:29 +0000

Ditto Spiteful Lars! He’s my QB in fantasy!

By: Spiteful Lars

Spiteful Lars — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:34:48 +0000

I will just say this, and I will stick by it.

1) I missed you too. We should hijack this site more often. Oh no wait, Beet would have us both killed because she’s now more powerful than Viacom.

2) If Jessica Simpson screws up Tony Romo’s fantasy season I’ll find her. And it will be ugly.