Decathlcious
August 28th, 2008 by EvilTGold medal-winning Olympic decathlete Bryan Clay looking really really sexy with a gold medal to boot!
I understand a lot of you readers don’t think Michael Phelps has the whole package (ie- he kind of looks like Screech Powers from the neck up) but you can’t deny the hotness that is Bryan Clay.
Clay was the first American since Dan O’Brien in 1996 to win gold in the decathlon. Ah, I miss the Olympics.
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August 28th, 2008 at 11:19 am
No no do not use -licious. I have to watch PR once a week and that’s all the -licious I can take.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Michael Phelps looks OK until he smiles. Those horse teeth just ruin his pictures. Can’t believe they spent all that money on swimming lessons and training, but none fixing his smile (or cropping those ears).
Bryan Clay is the real deal.
August 28th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
This guy looks like the younger brother of that lead singer from the Fine Young Cannibals. Weird.
I’m outta touch…I didn’t know the dude won the gold in the decathlon. That’s some in shape shit there, y’all.
August 28th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
i like michael better
August 28th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
different styles
I go for Phelps
but I understand some prefer Clay
August 28th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Yummy!
August 28th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
i don’t understand how why nbc virtually ignored this guy. after the marathon the decathalon is the most difficult event at the olympics.
congrats to him! thanks for mentioning him evilt! he definitely deserves some notice. i’d buy a box of wheeties with him on it!
August 28th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
ohhhh he’s so hot, i get so wet looking at him
August 29th, 2008 at 8:02 am
@Yeah: Wow, he DOES look like the Fine Young Cannibals guy in this picture, only a MUCH prettier version. Being totally superficial here, Phelps has a great body, but Clay has the whole package. Heh heh, I said “package”.
August 29th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
hello? can anybody not see this guy is gay?
August 29th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
actually he is married with at least one small child. he might be gay, but that seems like an extreme cover in this day and age.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
WOOOOO-HOOOOO He was my favorite Olympian–for both athletically and superficially relevant reasons.
August 29th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
overheard just a short time ago: “bryan clay, you are a national hero that we will always admire and appreciate for your hard work”.
overheard 6 months from now: “hey boy, park my car in a good spot, would you buddy”?