David Duchovny’s Dark Mysterious Secret
August 28th, 2008 by EvilT
He is addicted to sex. Ummmm, what????
This is a random piece of news.
“I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction,” he said in a statement released through his lawyer, Stanton “Larry” Stein. “I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.”
Larry, tell us more! Did playing an oversexed guy on “Californication” make you addicted to sex? Have you always been this way? Was it the aliens? Is is porn? Other women????
I hate these weird cryptic statements…I want the dirty details.
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August 28th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
He’s married to an ex p. o. r. n. star and costars with one…. not suprised by this news.
ok seriously - the notes need to be approved with the word p . o . r . n . ?
August 28th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
shit fuck
August 28th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
LOL but not the words shit or fuck
August 28th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
He isn’t married to an ex porn star, he’s married to Tea Leoni.
P.S. I want to know how his kids are going to help him work through his sex addiction as part of the family. OH, MULDER, WHAT HAST HAPPENED TO THEE?
August 28th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
I remember reading a blind item somewhere last year that was blatantly about him sleeping with his tennis coach. Found it. It was http://perezhilton.com/2007-10-11-not-so-blind-item-10
August 28th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Everyone knew something was wrong when they pulled their Mailbu house off the market, and she never showed up at one X File Movie premier with him. Plus the kids have been hidden away, usually there are beach shots of the family out once or twice at the beach during the summer. Which usually means there is a divorce about to happen.
There was a rumor he was doing the nasty with a 20 year old bit part chick on the set of Californication.
August 28th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Aliens…definitely
August 28th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
yea dumbass - i mean mercy…. tea leoni used to do p. o. r. n.
August 28th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
What the hell is it with all this psychological mumbo-jumbo? You screw around on your wife and instead of being a pig, you’re labelled as someone who simply has a medical condition. Fuck that. “Spooky” is nothing more than an asshole.
August 28th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
I wish he’d be addicted to sex over here at my place.
August 28th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
uhm… what po rn did tea leoni do??
August 28th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
I can see a female addicted to sex. A guy can THINK about sex all the time, but how many times can actually do a day? Medically speaking a male reproduction organ can only produce so much sperms a day. Just wondering?
August 28th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
I thought everyone already knew this. I read a magazine several years ago, when he was still on the X-Files, where he said he was addicted to sex.
August 28th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Tea Leoni never did po rn.
August 28th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Um (*cough, cough*)… I wish they’d define “addicted.”
August 28th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
Wait… hold up… so I need to check my ass in where?????
August 28th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
This is way old news. I read an article about it in -96. And they used the picture where he posé with a cup on his.. private parts.
August 29th, 2008 at 12:06 am
xxx, sex aint about the sperm tho you know. A man can have a orgasm and not shoot any load. Its two different things who usally happens at the same time but not always.
August 29th, 2008 at 12:37 am
The fact that he publicly announced this tells me something was about to come out in the public. Either that or he’s trying to be bold about his problem in order to win back his wife.
LOL, he used to host that soft core show on Showtime, Red Shoe Diaries. Maybe they were all based on his life?
August 29th, 2008 at 12:49 am
Or…. he’s checked himself into a sex addiction facility because the chicks are easy there.
August 29th, 2008 at 2:33 am
xxx and Kattis, a man, or woman for that matter, doesn’t necessarily need to have sex multiple times a day to be a “sex addict”. It could simply mean sleeping with a different woman several times (or less or more) a week. However, I do think extreme promiscuity is now being called sex-addiction. He may just be a jerk or have no self control.
August 29th, 2008 at 2:33 am
xxx and Kattis, a man, or woman for that matter, doesn’t necessarily need to have sex multiple times a day to be a “sex addict”. It could simply mean sleeping with a different woman several times (or less or more) a week. However, I do think extreme promiscuity is now being called sex-addiction. He may just be a jerk or have no self control.
August 29th, 2008 at 4:27 am
Uh oh, somebody’s slipping up.
August 29th, 2008 at 5:33 am
He could just be doing research for Californication.
August 29th, 2008 at 5:35 am
Hah! Someone at Celeb Cupid got the memo the Beet is on vacation!
I had the same thought as Amy: if D-Duck had to release an embarrassing statement, that means he’s undercutting someone else who was about to blab. Yikes.
August 29th, 2008 at 6:18 am
ACTUALLY.. sex addiction doesn’t meant addicted to sex (as the label implies). It’s more of a mental condition such as alcoholism where one constantly thinks about sex, tries to work in a field related to sex, rearranges one’s schedule to make time for sex (or porn).. pretty much your life revolves around making time for sexual stimulus (e.g. porn, strip clubs, prostitues anything related to sex although not exclusively sex)
August 29th, 2008 at 6:20 am
1-Teo Leoni was never in po rn
2-sex can b an addiction, emphasis on the can part.
I have to agree with tiger33,
” However, I do think extreme promiscuity is now being called sex-addiction.”
and is being used as an excuse for many people of both genders.
I know there are several , i want to call them symptoms, but thats not the right word, for sex addiction, and only having one or two does not mean you are one.
August 29th, 2008 at 7:17 am
Pardon, Windy… I mean douchefag, but Tea Leoni was never in porn EVER. David Duchovny himself hosted some soft porn on Cinemax back in the day, but Tea Leoni is a bad actress, not a bad porn star. Get your facts straight before you start being an annoying ass.
August 29th, 2008 at 7:29 am
I guess men think about sex most of the time
and I agree with the promiscuity theory
I just cannot understand how to cure a disease that is not tjere at all
but it’s a way of facilities making their money
a condition so difficult to heal
must be soooo expensive to treat
August 29th, 2008 at 7:32 am
tiger33, thats true my comment was just about the mechanics of sex. Not the addiction itself.
August 29th, 2008 at 8:31 am
My grade 9 crush is now a sex addict.
August 29th, 2008 at 8:47 am
Omgosh.. I could understand why… I never ever liked him until I started watching Californication and now I want to fornicate with him.. wait that wouldnt help a thing would it.
August 29th, 2008 at 11:57 am
I am walking on the beach in Malibu with two wonderful huge dogs who are one quarter wolf I find out later. I am new to the dogs and they are new to me. David comes jogging by and because of a rocky out crop we all forced into close proximity of one another. He passed and I feel the dog in back tugging at the leash. I look around and the dog is air born snapping at the back of his head! A little more leash and she would have got him! He never knew and I found something about the dogs that I needed to know.
Oh… They all just get power mad and it is easy for them to screw anything that moves so they do. No surprise.
August 29th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
he’s a fucking pussy. no real guy would admit to entering a clinic for that stupid fucking reason. i’m guessing he got caught with his trousers around his ankles with some underage sitter or something. pussy.
August 29th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
hee hee. beet makes you go through the censors when you write ‘p#ussy’ in your text. that’s fucking HIlarious, and my cock thinks so too.
August 29th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
I remember reading about him banging his tennis coach, too. I bet his wifey finally found out and went apeshit on him and demanded he go to rehab. She knew the truth would come out and wanted him to do damage control before the shit hit the fan. Love you beet.
August 29th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Sex addiction is a ‘medical condition’ you acquire when you get caught cheating on your wife.
Enjoy.
August 29th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
what’s tea leone done lately? the guy deserves some strange just for working his ass off.
August 29th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Duchovny was about to be outted by the tabloids for messing with trannys so he ran off to rehab and issued a statement like all weasils do when they get nabbed. You heard me, TRANNYS, that was his thing.
August 30th, 2008 at 10:36 am
sounds like he got caught cheating and begged his wife to forgive him bc he has a disease and agreed to enter rehab for it, and didnt want the media to think he was on drugs
August 30th, 2008 at 10:37 am
lol trannyssss
August 31st, 2008 at 7:37 am
Any addiction is where you use a substance or activity to medicate feelings and continue even when using causes disruption of other parts of your life. Work can be an addiction, too.
Can’tKeepItInYourPants-itis would disrupt one’s life especially if he was shelling out big bucks like Brinkley’s hubby was.
August 31st, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Brinkley’s hubby is a narcissist as is Mr. XXXFiles. Most hollywood people are, they literally think the world revolves around their self centered need for attention. The only addiction here is to self love.
August 31st, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Who says Leoni was a porn star? FACT CHECK!! She is a Sarah Lawrence drop out but never a porn star.
September 9th, 2008 at 11:51 am
MY HEART GOES OUT TO DAVID AND HIS FAMILY. IT IS VERY POSSIBLE TO BE SEXUALLY ADDICTIVE WHEN YOU ARE BI-POLAR, AND THIS WOULD FOLLOW HIS PERSONALITY TYPE AND JOB CHOICES. IT TAKES GREAT COURAGE TO DEAL WITH THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOR, AND MY PRAYERS ARE WITH YOU… SEE, I AM A SPENDING, SEX, OVER THE LINE BI-POLAR TOO. MEDS AND THERAPY CAN AND WILL DO WONDERS. MY HEART GOES OUT TO ALL OF YOU.
September 12th, 2008 at 11:31 am
Dave and I had copious anal sex while working on the set of X-Files. That was why I was always smoking a cig. He always wanted me to doll up and meet me in my trailer.
September 24th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Hey, Mulder likes Saugsage… so David messes with trannys er? You mean like you?