Caption This
August 28th, 2008 by EvilT
Make me laugh bitches.
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August 28th, 2008 at 10:24 am
I don’t have a caption, but I am curious as to why a penis is pointing at her head?
August 28th, 2008 at 10:26 am
I have no “caption” either because that bag speaks for itself… candy penises which are sweet and sour right next to a pic of her with her mouth wide open from her big grin. that is GREAT!
August 28th, 2008 at 10:32 am
“Try eating all of these, Selena! You’re not ready yet!”
August 28th, 2008 at 10:34 am
She should be holding the “guitar instead of the microphone.
“Individual pouches for portion control…bet you can’t eat just one, we all know that I can’t!”
August 28th, 2008 at 10:49 am
“Practice makes perfect”
August 28th, 2008 at 10:52 am
some guy at Disney is probably looking for a job right about now-that’s fucking hilarious!
and whoever actually thinks that looks like a guitar!
hahhahaaahaaa-
poor Hannah Montana doesn’t really have a chance here at all-
August 28th, 2008 at 10:59 am
Love how that one guitar pointing to her head is flesh colored
August 28th, 2008 at 11:01 am
lol…” open your mouth wide just like me, then roll ur lips over ur teeth, as not to cause any pain”
August 28th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Whose idea was it to choose pink, limp guitars as candy? Billy Ray Cyrus?
August 28th, 2008 at 11:33 am
“Sweet & Sour… and Salty, mmmmm.”
August 28th, 2008 at 11:42 am
“disgruntled disney workers strike again”
this brings me great joy.
August 28th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
“For the Girl on the Go” or “Jonesing for Jonas” *Product enlarged to show detail…..
“Raising a Teen Star” (The Right Way!)
August 28th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
And I throught the wrapper was for *birth* control, not *portion* control …
Makes me wonder who decided to make the guitars flesh colored … and what flavor are those, anyway?
Ewwwwwww.
August 28th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
do they have a filling? That would make them that much better
August 28th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
“You can now have one to suck on like I do”
August 28th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
LOL ! She just needs to turn around…
August 28th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
“18th birthday afterparty video preview.”
August 28th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
This is so sad. Can any one else see that her parents are pimping every square inch of her? Billy Ray has surpassed Huggy Bear.
August 28th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Melts in her mouth and not in her hand
August 28th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
YOU first.
August 28th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
thats so cool! i would totally buy those! they look good! MILEY FOREVER!
August 28th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
OH MY GAWD>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>..
I”m dying laughing here with my 17 year old daughter……….
Does anyone behind this product see the irony of it allll??
This is hilarious and after a long day teaching school, it’s just the laugh I needed! LOL! Priceless!
Billy Ray must be soooooooooo proud of his little girl.
LOL
LOL
LOL
August 28th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
“Now you can suck just like Miley!!!”
August 28th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
even if she was talented (which she IS NOT)… seriously? candy? friggin CANDY? REALLY creative disney REALLY!
August 28th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
My 7 year-old niece saw those in the store and started giggling (she has a little brother in diapers)
August 28th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
@ Tazmouse
Hahahahaha
“THE RIGHT WAY”
Thanks Beet.. really, thanks
August 28th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
I saw these gummies at the Dollar Tree here in my town!! I walked by and was just like WTF and called my mom over and said look at this! And she just starts laughing..
August 29th, 2008 at 2:01 am
“Now you can suck just like your favourite DisneyWhore!”
I freaking love this photo.
August 29th, 2008 at 9:23 am
It isn’t a penis its a guitar DON’T BE DUMB, and these candies are GOOD
I bought them at the local Dollarama show! and if your maing fun of the Hannah Montana Candies!! well HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL has these candies to so suck it up haters you people are just D-U-M-B-!-! Miley rocks shes my fave SINNNGGGER
August 29th, 2008 at 10:03 am
chery you are so right i mean come on its just candy its really not that funny!
August 29th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
“while my guitar gently seeps”
August 29th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
dildorific!
August 30th, 2008 at 12:53 am
Not only are these flesh colored and dildotasic. Um, did anyone notice the individual >portion control< lmao poutches look like condom wrappers????? Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
August 30th, 2008 at 8:04 am
Everytime my husband and I see those in Walgreens he yells out “honey, why is Hannah Montana selling bags of chewy penis?!?!?”
August 31st, 2008 at 12:40 pm
“Small and tasty - Just like Miley likes them!”
August 31st, 2008 at 8:38 pm
concert candy.
make sweet music in your mouth.