Um. Matthew McConaughey’s Mom Reveals That His Dad Died Having Sex
August 27th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Kay McConaughey has just released a new book titled I Amaze Myself!
And, uh, apparently she talks about how her husband died having sex with her.
“On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love,” Kay says exclusively in the latest issue of Us Weekly. “But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened.
“I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing,” she says. “But it was just the best way to go!”
And when her man couldn’t be revived, she made sure he was taken from the house in the buff.
“I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she says.
Matthew, I’m sorry for all the times I’ve made fun of you for being weird. You actually turned out just fine considering the circumstances.
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August 27th, 2008 at 10:42 am
I’m sure Beet’s killed her fair share of men during sex too.
Every couple has to have sex facing each other at somepoint.
August 27th, 2008 at 10:45 am
Thats awesomely hilarious
August 27th, 2008 at 10:52 am
TSS, I’m not quiet sure they do in your case. Or at all.Go away now, I don’t like you.
This woman is awesome. At her age, killing em when they’re already stiff as a bored = priceless. I don’t think I want to go during sex though. I’d be more of a fan of the after sex cuddle death. Because then I’d be dying a shock of the after sex cuddle.
August 27th, 2008 at 11:03 am
i have a friend who wants to die while he’s having sex… how not sexy is that?
August 27th, 2008 at 11:11 am
Said goodbye by making love? Either he was really fast, or they did loooooong goodbyes!
August 27th, 2008 at 11:13 am
she must have been on top
August 27th, 2008 at 11:24 am
Well we all know TSS isn’t getting any! Way bitter!
And yeah, poor Jim
Couldn’t she have put a pair of boxers on him at least? What a dignified exit! Nice one Kay, you complete psychopath!
August 27th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Poor Matt, he never had a chance.
August 27th, 2008 at 11:29 am
reread her comment on how she found out.
they were so doing it doggy style.
is that really something you want to know about somebody’s mother?
August 27th, 2008 at 11:31 am
^ In regard to this comment, it made me wonder; didn’t she realise why he wasn’t MOVING!?
August 27th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
^ Well theyre old so they probably took it reallly reallly slow.
August 27th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
^ Well theyre old so they probably took it reallly reallly slow.
August 27th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Is that what ‘Amazes’ her - that she killed her husband during sex?
I’m sure a lot of guys think “oh, that is the way to go’ but what about the poor girl who suddenly realizes she’s crossed the line from kinky sex to necrophilia? *shudder*
August 27th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
She made sure he was naked? I mean, huh? She probably grinded on him a couple more times before calling the Paramedics. Necro Granny!
August 27th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Sigh. I was hoping that TSS was actually witty… sadly disappointed. Somebody, please deliver a witty and funny troll.
August 27th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Wow! The entire family is gross.
Matthew looks like a 70’s reject in that open shirt. What exactly is his appeal? He has not put out a movie that made me run to the theater. That fake tan oinment, around his neck, looks a few days old.
August 27th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
silly woman
August 27th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
oh I wanted to express an independent opinion
I’m not trying to ruin anyone’s business or reputation
but what really killed him
was the erection pill
not the sex
and definitely
not the silly deaf woman
August 27th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
“Everybody wants to get into the act” - Jimmy Durante
How absolutely crass and classless. This woman needs a transfusion of good sense and perhaps a lobotomy and a nice rest home to keep her off the streets. Can you imagine all the talented writers out there who don’t get their books publish. Who published that crap? They should have their head examined or their books gone over by the IRS.
August 27th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
God, thats scary. But hell if thats a way to go, it doesn’t sound too bad compared to the many other colorfully gruesome ways a person can die.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:48 am
I was thinking that was kind of sweet, up until the end where she sends him off naked. She wants to show off his “gift” to the paramedics? Like they haven’t seen it all already? That’s a tad unnecessary.
August 29th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
dead guys dicks. just what everyone wants to look at. shit, we hardly like to look at the live ones.