Meet the Girls of the New ANTM
August 27th, 2008 by Evil BeetUh, so The CW has posted a few clips of the girls from the upcoming “cycle” of America’s Next Top Model. Of course, the one who’ll be getting the most attention at the start is Ms. Isis, who’s single-handedly taking the “menstrual” out of the “cycle” this time around. She’s transgendered. Her clip is above.
In general, though, the girls this season really seem to have been fished out of the shallow end of the gene pool. There’s not a one of them who doesn’t come off sounding at least mildly disabled in her interview. And there’s no plus-size contestant this cycle. In fact, I’d be surprised if any of these girls gets a regular period, considering their body-fat level. It’s like the producers were like, “Look, okay, we’ll stick a she-male in there, but, in exchange, all the rest of the girls get to promote unrealistic body images. Fair?”
After the jump, meet Sheena, Clark, McKey and Lauren.
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August 27th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Wow, those were all really really bad.
August 27th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Lauren has crazy eyes!
August 27th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Wow, that helmet-headed brunette/redhead is seriously right off the short bus…
August 27th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
awesome, that asian chick is totally the next jade, i can’t wait
August 27th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
the asian is gonna win b/c it’s time and she will remind tyra of kimora
August 27th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
ugh lauren annoys me
August 27th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
“….and I have a penis.”
And why the crap is the CW network STILL wasting their money?! This show is so over-played.
August 27th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
They sound like ditzy whiners. This season is going to suck.
… That doesn’t mean that I still won’t watch it. Haha.
August 28th, 2008 at 3:54 am
I agree. They do all sound at least mildly disabled…to put it nicely.
August 28th, 2008 at 5:12 am
Lauren is the only remotely good-looking one out of the bunch of them.
August 28th, 2008 at 6:18 am
those tropic thunder protesters should move over to ANTM for making retards appear shallow.
August 28th, 2008 at 6:57 am
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site “”"”"”"”"W e a l t h y L o v e s.co m”"”"”"”"” yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
August 31st, 2008 at 7:13 am
Ms Isis is NOT pretty and she/he speaks truly ghetto. I have NO plans to watch the show this season, it has grown truly old and the network is just trying to drum-up some publicity by bringing a transgender on the show.