Chuck Bass Can Do Whatever He Wants to My Cherry Pie
August 27th, 2008 by Evil Beet
HOW HOT is the DVD cover for the Gossip Girl screener sent out to journalists?
Oh Chuck Bass.
If I had even a shred of virginity left in me, you could have it, baby.
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August 27th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
He’s more than welcome to any cherries I can get my hands on.
Strangely enough, I’m watching Season One right now, getting ready for Monday’s premiere!!
August 27th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
O Chuck,
You are a God in pansy clothing. You could grab any of my love handles and while dry humping me on my daddy’s lavender farm!
August 27th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
lol @ TSS
but ed westwick sure is a hottie
August 27th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Did anyone else notice, it doesn’t look like his hand? It looks like they’re two diff photos taken and just put together. The foreground (the hand and pie slice) looks less touched up then the background.
August 27th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
I can’t look at those eyes
they give me the creeps
August 27th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
I concur, he looks a little too serial killer-ish for me
August 27th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Since you don’t have a penis, I seriously doubt Chuck would be interested. There’s no way any of the guys on that show are straight in real life. No fucking way.
August 27th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
… a serial killer who is just going to sneeze.
August 27th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
@Delaney: YES! that’s the only reason why I cannot feel the sexyness of the pic… the photoshop is just clumsy and done pretty badly.
August 27th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
But his friend request said mobsters, so I added him!
August 27th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
i cream my pants alittle ever time i see him
August 27th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Get rid of that hand, and that look on his face makes me HOT
August 27th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
I’m sorry, but he is not attractive at all.
August 28th, 2008 at 12:03 am
ugly!
August 28th, 2008 at 5:10 am
Beet, I seriously worry about your taste in men.
August 28th, 2008 at 5:59 am
He looks like Zac Efron. That’s not a good thing because Efron looks like a chick.
August 28th, 2008 at 6:57 am
Mmmmmmm, who cares. Just saw this guy’s blog and photos at milllionaire personals site —”"”"”"W e a l t h y L o v e s.co m”"”"”"”"”—- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is seeking on that site.
August 28th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
He is ugly, that unshaven look is tired, and whoever photoshopped the pie must do horror movie posters for a living.
August 28th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
The photoshop is gastly but Ed is SH-mokin’
August 31st, 2008 at 3:09 pm
yummy.