Chuck Bass Can Do Whatever He Wants to My Cherry Pie

August 27th, 2008 by Evil Beet


HOW HOT is the DVD cover for the Gossip Girl screener sent out to journalists?

Oh Chuck Bass.

If I had even a shred of virginity left in me, you could have it, baby.


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20 Responses to “Chuck Bass Can Do Whatever He Wants to My Cherry Pie”

  1. Tracy says:

    He’s more than welcome to any cherries I can get my hands on.

    Strangely enough, I’m watching Season One right now, getting ready for Monday’s premiere!!

  2. TSS says:

    O Chuck,

    You are a God in pansy clothing. You could grab any of my love handles and while dry humping me on my daddy’s lavender farm!

  3. kayla says:

    lol @ TSS
    but ed westwick sure is a hottie

  4. Delaney says:

    Did anyone else notice, it doesn’t look like his hand? It looks like they’re two diff photos taken and just put together. The foreground (the hand and pie slice) looks less touched up then the background.

  5. mambaX says:

    I can’t look at those eyes
    they give me the creeps

  6. ADru says:

    I concur, he looks a little too serial killer-ish for me

  7. Klipper says:

    Since you don’t have a penis, I seriously doubt Chuck would be interested. There’s no way any of the guys on that show are straight in real life. No fucking way.

  8. ew says:

    … a serial killer who is just going to sneeze.

  9. b says:

    @Delaney: YES! that’s the only reason why I cannot feel the sexyness of the pic… the photoshop is just clumsy and done pretty badly.

  10. lorelei says:

    But his friend request said mobsters, so I added him!

  11. Spooky says:

    i cream my pants alittle ever time i see him

  12. Ashley says:

    Get rid of that hand, and that look on his face makes me HOT

  13. The Beaver State says:

    I’m sorry, but he is not attractive at all.

  14. Caz2 says:

    Beet, I seriously worry about your taste in men.

  15. anon says:

    He looks like Zac Efron. That’s not a good thing because Efron looks like a chick.

  16. gging says:

    Mmmmmmm, who cares. Just saw this guy’s blog and photos at milllionaire personals site —”"”"”"W e a l t h y L o v e s.co m”"”"”"”"”—- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is seeking on that site.

  17. cj says:

    He is ugly, that unshaven look is tired, and whoever photoshopped the pie must do horror movie posters for a living.

  18. Trace-mace-2000 says:

    The photoshop is gastly but Ed is SH-mokin’

  19. Tracy says:

    yummy. ;)

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