Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton Call off Their Engagement

August 26th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton really need to just stop dating each other once and for all.

The couple dated for five years in the early ’90s, then split up, then started dating again in 2005 (almost immediately after she broke off her engagement to Nicklas Söderblom), and got engaged in March 2006. And now they’re splitting up again. Nicollette’s rep confirms the news.

If these two get back together again in a couple of years, I’m gonna be way annoyed. This is in stark contrast to Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling, who can split up and get back together as frequently as they wish, as long as they eventually die peacefully in one another’s arms after retelling each other the story of their eternal love. Sigh.


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20 Responses to “Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton Call off Their Engagement”

  1. TSS says:

    Don’t be annoyed Beet, we’ll all pitch in and buy you a date.
    Come on guys… Mexican midgets are 1/2 price.

  2. thetradergirl says:

    guess that is why bolton put his house on the market in westport ct!

  3. Chuck says:

    TSS, I’m so glad you’re back!

  4. J says:

    On a side note about the pic… LOVE her dress!

  5. jennatar says:

    Yeah, TSS is back like a yeast infection.

  6. jinx says:

    This is why getting back with an ex is dangerous. There are REASONS why you broke up in the first place. I make this same mistake over and over.

  7. TSS says:

    Yeah, your candy ass would know all about yeast infections

    It’s a bird..
    It’s a plane…
    It’s GynalotraMan!

  8. Señor Loco says:

    Didn’t he play the no talent ass-clown in “Office Space”?

  9. beetlejuice says:

    *yawn*

  10. adair says:

    TSS bores me. Not very amusing or original. Just boring.

  11. J says:

    Ok.. TSS was on at: 3:51 .. 6:25 .. 7:47
    Making Yeast Infection Comebacks.
    Someone needs to step up their game.

  12. RubyRubyRuby says:

    Which one is the man?

  13. Caz2 says:

    TSS; the king of Political Correctness!

    Or yeah, just a dick.

  14. Caz2 says:

    @ J

    LOL!

  15. Asta says:

    TSS is a faker hack.

  16. mambaX says:

    she was fun when she skated a certain drink inside the elevator
    he was fun when he was curly
    now they are a bit boring
    who are they going to be with next?

  17. bec says:

    who can compete with that chunt of his? he wears these awful shirts unbuttoned with his big hairy chest vagina hanging out. yeah, that’s right, his chunt.

  18. censorthis says:

    a balding middle age has been singer and a botoxed hag pose in front a sign that says hornitos and still can’t make national news. why can’t they just disappear forever.

  19. ShallowHal says:

    LMAO…yeah, Goddammit! How DARE celebrities live after 30!!! Don’t they realize they’re supposed to be young and beautiful and talented forever??? What’s WRONG with people?!?!?!? LOL

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