Lindsay Lohan Will Have to Share Her Toys with Her New Stepmom
August 26th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Michael Lohan announced today that he’s engaged to his 24-year-old girlfriend, Erin Muller.
And, as long as people are paying attention to him, he has a few more things he’d like to get off his chest. Specifically, some ranting about Samantha Ronson:
“I’m not happy,” he says. “Ever since [Lindsay] got out of rehab and all these people came back into her life, things haven’t been right … People like Samantha Ronson don’t need to be around Lindsay. She shouldn’t be dragging Lindsay around nightclubs. Who was Samantha Ronson before Lindsay Lohan? She was nobody. She is using her for her own gain. All these people have inserted themselves into her life like parasites, and it’s not right. I’m done with them.”
Uh, Michael? Ever since you got out of Lindsay’s life and Samantha got in, Lindsay’s been out of the headlines. In fact, you’ve been the most scandalous Lohan family member for nearly the entirety of this year. So, ya know, shut up.
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August 26th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
She don’t look NO 24…34 maybe a more accurate.
And it looks like she has an eating disorder to-boot! LOL
Can u Say Binger!!!!!!
Anyone……………………….
anyone :O)
Or she’s a coke-head…just like Him….Lins.. & mom…yadda
August 26th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
If she is 24 then I will hate to see how old she looks in 10 years.
August 26th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Michael Lohan has got to be one of the biggest douche bags. He exists solely to stir up shit for his daughter. Guess he finally gave up on trying to get back in her life.
And she’s only 24? Holy shit.
I’m still waiting to hear more about those paternity results. Bet they came to some settlement or something.
August 26th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
whoa…sure she’s not 34? 44!?
August 26th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
He’s a douchecock. Plain and simple. His kids can’t stand him and he’s still trying to goad them into speaking to him so he has more sound bites for the tabloids. What a waste of oxygen.
August 26th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
fuck no she is NOT 24!!!!! Ali Lohan she does look like shes 24….
August 26th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
This site i boring
August 26th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
What other celebrity sites are there?
August 26th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
* is
August 26th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
What is with Michael Lohan and Jon Voight, anyway?
August 26th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
She’s about as 24 as Sharon Stone’s new boyfriend.
August 26th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Do you people not, like, look at other people very much? Not everyone looks their age. Not everyone looks perfect.
She looks 24 to me. I know a girl who is 23 who looks exactly like her.
Why are we giving weight to Mr. Lohan by printing his inane comments? Just ignore him and maybe he’ll slick back into his hole.
August 26th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
*slink
August 26th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
i dont care about him but i do care about the bs*it he says..he’s so fuc**d up is unbelievable..he should just shut up cuz he’s been Lindsay’s ruin and she now realized it thats why she stays away from him and keeps near good influences..like people who actually have a job and dont sell the other at the tabloids..dear micheal!
August 26th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
@ asta - Totally understand that not all 24-year-olds look perfect; but the majority of them do indeed look their age (again, not ALL of them.) Exceptions seem to be Sharon Stone’s boyfriend, a 23-year old girl you know, and this chick. I just started this list, but feel free to ad suggestions.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
“Uh, Michael? Ever since you got out of Lindsay’s life and Samantha got in, Lindsay’s been out of the headlines. In fact, you’ve been the most scandalous Lohan family member for nearly the entirety of this year. So, ya know, shut up.”
that’s what i’m talking about! you go evilbeet \o/
ML needs to STFU!
August 26th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
The entire Lohan family could disappear and I wouldn’t give two shits. Nobody in that family is interesting, talented or even attractive. I have no idea what their appeal is. Lindsay made one decent movie years ago so I don’t think that really means we need her around still.
August 26th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Who the fuck was HE before Lindsay Lohan?
August 26th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
What a disaster of a father. It’s just so embarrassing.Have some self respect. If you have something to say and really care about someone then you don’t talk through the media.It’s so transparent that he just doesn’t care as long as he get’s to be in the press . I really feel for her having had to suffer that fool for so long.I am not really for media censorship but in this specific case it may do us all some good..
August 26th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
@ Asta: well he is greasy enough, he could slick back into his hole!
if she has ANY common sense or sense of self-preservation she will run away.
CONS
1. crazy ex-wife
2. crazy stepchildren
3. possible additional illegitimate stepchild
4. michael lohan himself
PROS
1. um, yeah, i’m out… none.
August 26th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
That fiancee is a hard looking 24 and does he think that is one is there for him or for him being LiLo’s sperm donor and papparrazzi grabber?
August 26th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
TSS, google another site and leave us alone
August 26th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
I just don’t understand why you think she looks old. You seem to be mistaking some people’s natural facial features as age lines or something. The girl I know looks 23, she just has very striking, almost severe features (cheekbones and jawline). This girl just needs a better stylist. And a kick in the face for thinking being seen with Mr. Lohan is a good move.
Ribbet, your list is accurate, as always.
August 27th, 2008 at 6:27 am
SamRo is using Lindsay for her own gain? Pot, meet kettle.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:07 am
i think it is her lack of body fat that is making her appear older than her age. she needs a little fat to fill out her face and soften her features. i also think that standing next to him ages her. he is so much older that your mind compensates for the imbalance.
she’s really pretty and could do so much better than this cheese ball.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:28 am
It always concerns me when fathers get re-married to someone that is so close to their daughter’s age.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:50 am
Tss if this site is so “boring” then why are you here?anyways… onto the post why is daddy Lo at a red carpet event?
August 27th, 2008 at 10:16 am
she reminds me of rachel zoe.
August 27th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
I think Klipper has a point. These people only exist because gossip bloggers find them interesting. There should be a special term invented for this type of marginal celebrity that could be attached to them whenever they are mentioned so we will not confuse them with someone that has talent and then gets frucked up beyond belief, and doing so merits our attention. Klipper really said it all. Everyone think of a good trendy term.
August 27th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
GROSS