It’s Beginning!
August 26th, 2008 by Evil Beet
American Idol auditions kicked off in New York today … with the addition of fourth judge Kara DioGuardi.
It’s obvious already that they hired Kara to help prop up Paula — literally.
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Oh God…
(a) Simon looks like Bert’s (from Ernie and Bert fame) retarded homeless cousin (A white T-shirt… seriously? He’s got more money than the Pope and the best he can do is break out a threadbare Hanes?!);
(b) While Paula looks cute, her boobs have dropped to her navel and her nipples look like they are pointing up and to her right (or is that just me?);
(c) Randy needs to not only put down the pork chop (again!) but also stop dressing himself in the dark (With the necklace, watch, and belt-buckle combo he looks like a 14 year old Japanese girl that went nuts with a $50 gift certificate at Spencer’s Gifts!)
(d) The new girl looks cute, but she look like she mugged Pebbles Flintstone and took her shirt.
Ummmm if there are four judges then wtf are they going to do if two say yes and two say no? Wasn’t that the whole point of only having three?
Idol just needs to die already
Down Unda you are cracking me up!! I agreed with it all!!! That group is a mess!
Good observations Unda. I’d totally still do Paula. I’d love it if she had some sort of psychotic break while I was bangin her like an army drum. Randy is like a white guy acting like a black guy impersonating a white guy. Simon need to realize he has enough money to spring for a mirror and the new girl.. well they have the douchebag foreign guy, the token black guy (which doubles as the white guy since simon isn’t like american white) and the nutcase.. what’s her role?
Kara looks more out of it than Paula in this picture.
LOL with Down Unda.
hey wat it do…………………………
she’s a hotty!
Kara makes my mouth water and another part of me hard. Gorgeous face, a body with some meat on it, a great smile that I’d love to look at with her on top of me. HOTTY!!!