Caption This

August 26th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Kelly Osbourne leaving her London home.


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31 Responses to “Caption This”

  1. Steve Johnson says:

    If you didn’t have the damn Popeye tattoos then Brutus would have never popped you in the eye.

  2. mambaX says:

    well, who beat her?
    those arms are not made of muscle
    that’s what I figure out of the pic

  3. Mercy says:

    Now, now, I’m sure there’s a good explanation for this. She fell down the stares! No, no, she walked into a door? WHY IS EVERYONE STARING?

  4. TSS says:

    Caption it yourself you lazy hoe!

  5. jinxi~ says:

    If this is what happens when you try Paris’ new hair extensions I want no part of it!!!! ;)

  6. Tracy says:

    Ouch. Looks painful.

  7. medimary says:

    “I have GOT to quit partying with my dad!”

  8. c. says:

    hahahhahahahahaaaaaaa

  9. b. says:

    “no one gets between me and my snack crackers, NO ONE.”

  10. motissa says:

    Poppa Don’t Preach

    Daughter Can’t Duck

  11. jennatar says:

    This isn’t really a caption; I just love that she kind of styled her hair around the gauze bandage.

  12. rysky66 says:

    I guess I should watch my fucking language

  13. Michelle says:

    Was it really her fault that she mistook Spencers flesh colored beard for an albino rat and tried to beat it with a hammer and got her ass beat by one of Heidi’s whore shoes??

  14. D says:

    She should have listened.

  15. E says:

    Well he only told her once…

  16. ribbet says:

    lol jinxi!

  17. lorelei says:

    “I went on a date with TSS last night, and this is his reaction to no sex on the first date”

  18. Asta says:

    Weak, TSS. Don’t troll if you’re not gonna try.

  19. slouchy says:

    “TSS hit me when I stole his Cheeze-Dadz.”

  20. Down Unda says:

    “Kelly Osbourne fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.”

  21. PiratePete says:

    I ummm bleep bleep the bleeping bleepity bleep bleep.

  22. wileEcoyote says:

    copping a shiner whilst in a drunken stupor then being unceremoniously dumped out of a sleezy club……check!
    waking up in the gutter from that very same stupor sporting a very new and very strange tattoo….check!
    discovering ,that while you were comatose, some low-life has swiped your last potato chip……well that`s just fuckin wrong!!!!

  23. austindavis3 says:

    Daddy said there would be days like this.

  24. slicklock says:

    you think living with Ozzy all those years she’d learn when to keep her trap shut.

  25. me says:

    I could not possibly care less about that chick. On the other hand.. ahem, Jennatar, I like your avatar. where from?

  26. I eat because I’m unhappy. I am unhappy because I eat.

  27. verbatim says:

    Kelly!!! Watch out for the flying……. Too late.

    Wait… Lame-E Wino and her impetigo, Kelly O and her shiner…is there a trend emerging here?

  28. long dong silver says:

    “Winehouse Osbourne on again off again!”

  29. Some Chick says:

    No Amy! these are Crack-ers, Not CRACK!!!

  30. Jill says:

    She lie to her Rabbi again??

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