Uhhhh … Is This Alli Sims?

August 25th, 2008 by Evil Beet


So there are all these photos today of Avril Lavigne and Deryk Whibley leaving Koi and I’m just flipping through them like, “Yeah, who cares,” but then with her there is some girl who looks vaguely familiar and I’m not sure why. The photo agency doesn’t ID her at all. So why do I know her? Did I used to party with her in LA? Did she date someone I know? I mentally flip through every reality TV show in the history of mankind and can’t place her on any of those. Who is she?

And then it hits me: That’s Britney Spears’ old assistant. Alli Sims. Who we haven’t heard from or seen in ages. Like, since the Big Britney Meltdown.

What is she doing with Avril Lavigne and her husband now?

Weird.


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13 Responses to “Uhhhh … Is This Alli Sims?”

  1. Down Unda says:

    For a second I confused Alli Sims with Molly Sims… my heart stopped and I thought “Dear God, what happened to her?!” My bad… different girl (thank God) ;-)

  2. Anonymous says:

    Did I used to? Really? Used?

  3. str says:

    Beet, just to prove that i DO read the commantery you work so hard to write and thus to comfort you – I couldn’t help but notice how you wrote “did i used to…?” And that flips me out every time.

    There. Feel better? :)

  4. yum says:

    Avril looks like she’s day dreaming about herself. And does she live in a snow globe? No really does she live in a snow globe? I mean from that second picture it looks like she’s in a snow globe, is it at all possible? There’s that little air bubble that’s always left at the top, just saying.

  5. shh says:

    Ali hung out with Avril back when she was Brit’s assistant too.

  6. cj says:

    Yes, Anonymous, “used” is correct–it’s not “use to.”

  7. Caz2 says:

    ^ I couldn’t work out what Anonymous meant by that comment!!

  8. kim says:

    yeah. shh is right. i was watching something on vh1 a while back and there was a clip of alli, avril, and some other girl trying to get into a club, but they were asked for ID beforehand. i wondered why they were hanging out back then too and it seems like they still are. Weird.

  9. Asta says:

    not only her assistant, but her cousin

  10. Ayla of No People says:

    From what I understand, Allie was Avril’s assistant before she became Britney’s “cousin”.

  11. Asta says:

    Stop posting as me! At least use proper capitalization and grammar if you’re going to! Gah!

  12. joan says:

    you will have to try harder than that to foil beet, the grammar nazi. . .

  13. Anonymous says:

    Alli and Avril have been friends for a long time!

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