Tropic Thunder Wins Again!
August 25th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Despite a very strong opening Friday by The House Bunny, Tropic Thunder barely edged it out for the #1 film this weekend, with $1M more in ticket sales.
The Rainn Wilson comedy The Rocker came in a disappointing twelfth place with just $2.8M in ticket sales. To be fair, I’d never heard of that movie before in my life, and it still probably took in more during its opening weekend than Jessica Simpson’s Blonde Ambition did with its entire theatrical run. But if Rainn had the good sense to get a DUI a week ago, he definitely could have doubled that number. As an alternate option, he could have cast Rumer Willis in the film and insisted that she get bright red lipstick all over her front teeth at the press conference, where there are sure to be 100 head shots taken. Either way would have helped.
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August 25th, 2008 at 12:14 am
Okay…is it just me, or does she have lip stick on her teeth? xD
August 25th, 2008 at 12:26 am
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
She’s F****** ugly!!
August 25th, 2008 at 12:38 am
It’s always comforting to know that you guys read the commentary I work so hard to write.
August 25th, 2008 at 2:21 am
It’s just you.
These are some unfortunate pictures. Maybe Rumer should start practicing facial expressions while sitting in front of a mirror. Learn what not to do, for goodness sake!
August 25th, 2008 at 2:25 am
CHIN! I think Jay Leno might be Rumer’s real father, someone should look into that.
August 25th, 2008 at 2:28 am
I love the lipstick flub
I’m always checking that doesn’t happen to me
suddenly her face looks very fat
what the hell happened to her?
August 25th, 2008 at 2:50 am
what a mug!
August 25th, 2008 at 3:01 am
That jaw… that mother******* jaw…….
August 25th, 2008 at 3:03 am
@ Beet: Lmao! XD It’s been a long night, and I totally skipped over that part for some reason. -looks like a total idiot now- Ah well
August 25th, 2008 at 3:09 am
She’s pretty from the nose up.
August 25th, 2008 at 4:11 am
She should try a burka. Or massive reconstructive surgery.
Sorry, but in her shallow world where beauty is a top currency, those are her life choices.
August 25th, 2008 at 4:40 am
ALL OVER her teeth is a bit of an exaggeration, but that little dot is distracting either way.
August 25th, 2008 at 5:40 am
Ok, I don’t get her yet… I am supposed to, right? Like, I’m supposed to realize since her Mom and Dad are famous that I’m supposed to adore her, I’m supposed to believe she’s talented, beautiful and interesting? Is that it? Someone wake me when she goes away.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:58 am
my eyes!!!! this is too much to see so early in the morning. coffee first…rumer…..second
August 25th, 2008 at 7:11 am
does she have lipstick on her front tooth???
August 25th, 2008 at 7:26 am
She can’t help she is ugly but….she could stay away from a camera.
August 25th, 2008 at 7:38 am
Maybe she should consider college… Doesn’t the country need teachers more than mutant talentless celebrity offspring? She could actually do something good with her life… and none of us would have to see her ugly mug everywhere we turn.
August 25th, 2008 at 7:38 am
Beet, didn’t you just give her kudos (’cause u know I’m reading every word) for finally learning how to pose for pictures? I’m thinking it was a fluke.
How bad must it suck to look like this when your Mom is so attractive? Damn, chin up Rumer - oh, wait, scratch that. Chin down, dear, chin down.
August 25th, 2008 at 9:33 am
Gah! Change those images to a thumbnail-size, Beet. She scares me.
August 25th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Unfortunately she’s got her dad looks, mostly and personally, I don’t always find her mom that attractive, sometimes Demi looks a bit manly. Her facial features are all small on a long face with a large jaw. It’s very strange looking. But she really can’t help it. You can’t just dump her out of the human race cause she’s not attractive. She could do things to improve her look, starting with her hair.
August 25th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Her face just drives me absolutely crazy. I can’t stand it!
August 25th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
I wonder what she will look like in a few years when the baby fat is finally going to disappear from her face ?
August 25th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Rumer needs to get breast implants like her mom, then run around in skimpy clothes so no one notices her face.
August 25th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
She is so ugly.
August 25th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
And she seems to have some sort of carrot looking schmutz on her tooth, but I can’t really tell if it’s pink, or orange.
August 25th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
rumor willis is really ugly if you dont mind me sayingl. not to be mean or anything. shes just ugly. her face is this really wierd shape.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
That is definitely lipstick on her teeth!
August 25th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
Her face reminds me of the man in the moon or something….she’s just horribly unattractive….yick.
August 26th, 2008 at 12:55 am
Robert Downey Jr. cracks me up… he’s got a real knack for not taking himself too seriously
August 26th, 2008 at 1:09 am
It is not her actual facial features that are unattractive, just that everything seems to be very concentrated in the middle of her face, and the shape of her face resembles a beachball.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Could it be that she was hoping the lipsticked tooth would distract people from the rest of her face?
September 9th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
no offence but her face has no shape to it at all it is just a giant oval…thingy.
sry but even my rat is prettier than him and he has 2 lazy eyes.
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