Minnie Driver Is Just Too Pregnant to Wear a Matching Bikini
August 25th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Sigh.
Is she going to be pregnant forever?
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August 25th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Yes. Forever and ever.
August 25th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Hi Beet, I think her bikini may in fact be matching. It sorta looks like Moroccan tile, a bit like http://flickr.com/photos/90168643@N00/2497740997/. The six sided shape on the bottom is also a common motif. I could be seeing too much into this though . . .
August 25th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
she’s probably thinking the same thing!
August 25th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
That’s one hella angry looking baby belly…
August 26th, 2008 at 12:02 am
wow. can she really stand up with that? it looks like triplets…
August 26th, 2008 at 12:48 am
She has been prregnant forever. I wouldn’t be surprised if even she’s sick of seeing that damn belly these days!
August 26th, 2008 at 2:05 am
Actually I’m pretty sure her bathing suit is part of Old Navy’s mix & match. I work there, and I can pretty much guarantee they have those prints.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:22 am
Ewwww!!! I know it’s natural and supposed to be beautiful and blah blah blah, but ewwww!!!
August 26th, 2008 at 4:34 am
This just reinforces me to not have kids.
August 26th, 2008 at 5:39 am
she looks terrible.. couldn’t she have picked something a little more flattering? did she lose her taste when she got knocked up?
August 26th, 2008 at 6:31 am
How does she not have any stretch marks?
August 26th, 2008 at 7:28 am
If you put your finger over the baby, she looks great.
Oh my gosh, I can’t believe I just typed that.
August 26th, 2008 at 7:43 am
give her one more yr and a baby elephant is going to come out of that belly
August 26th, 2008 at 7:55 am
I can tell the baby has already turned
head is facing the canal
LOL
hey…what kinda suntan is THAT???
August 26th, 2008 at 8:51 am
ouch. enough said.
August 26th, 2008 at 9:14 am
Oh, she’ll definitely have stretch marks.
August 26th, 2008 at 11:37 am
its bizzare…for a while she was normal pregnant big, but this is startling…it looks like shes having a litter of babies
August 26th, 2008 at 11:53 am
Her stomach looks so weird…
It kind of makes me think of that part in Alien :/
August 26th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
All she needs is to spout water from her mouth with her head tilted backwards and she’ll be a true whale.
August 26th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Jesus Christ. Does she have 4 babies in there that refuse to come out? Another reason to use condoms.
August 26th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
My boyfriend is definatley wearng a rubber tonight….that looks horrible.
August 26th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
I don’t what is funnier . . . that this is an ad for birth control or that some people are sexually active and JUST NOW starting to use protection
August 26th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
LOL Jennatar! You are totally right about the finger-on-baby thing. Now there are fingerprints on my computer screen, but Minnie Driver looks fabulous!
August 26th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
that looks painful!
August 26th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
DAHHHHAHHHYUUMMM
August 26th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
that is soooo disgusting
August 26th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Well…we WERE trying to have a baby before i saw this picture - what kind of alien has she GOT in there and is it going to come out like it did in Aliens the movie?!?!? God help me I don’t ever want to be pregnant now!
August 26th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
wow… I think the old navy design crew needs to have their eyes examined… Those do not match, at all…
When you are too big to see that you aren’t wearing a matching bottom, wear a one piece…
August 26th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
To all of you who made comments along the lines of “gross, that makes me not want to have a baby”–well, I guess that’s fortunate, because you’re obviously still pretty immature. Her stomach may look bizarre, but billions of women (you mothers included) have looked like that at one point or another in time. When I look at her, I’m just reminded of how much work it is to carry a baby, and that wealth and fame don’t spare you the discomfort–we’re all equal in that regard. In other words, I sympathize with her, I don’t think she’s gross.
August 26th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
^I meant “your mothers”.
August 26th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Jennatar, lmfao, I did the same thing!!!
And she looks like she’s pregnant with aliens. Or there are like 5 kids just chillin up inside her uterus.
August 26th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Jennatar, lmfao! I did the same thing! It’s true!
Anyway, she looks like she’s pregnant with aliens. Or there are like 5 kids just chillin up inside her uterus.
August 27th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Her belly looks fake. Maybe the pic was photoshopped?
August 27th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
come one ppl. cant she just enjoy the water, shes pregnant, its the middle of summer, dammit shes hot and shes prolly swollen, and its bout damn time for that kid to hatch, but you cant force it. but shes prolly not feeling her best.
just a little insight for those who have never been pregnant in august.
August 27th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Word up, cj and duda. BTW, there are more pictures on another site and they show the back straps of the bikini top are made from the same fabric to match the bottoms. I think she looks great, but definitely ready for her little arrival to make an appearance!!
August 28th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Right on CJ. I feel bad for her, she’s really pregnant and uncomfortable and needs to cool off. Shame on all you women (maybe I should call you “girls”) that said she’s gross. WTF did you expect a big pregnant belly to look like? Have you ever seen a woman who’s pregnant with toxemia? If you did you’d probably shit yourselves if you think Minnie looks scary.
September 9th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
She is SAD
September 9th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
SO she is crap actress. So let have a baby by a homless person.Pathetic. Ugly and crap ….move back to your council flat in London girl. Fags hate you