Katie Holmes Will Fuck You Up

August 25th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Look at this bitch!

She is buff, butch, and pissed.

If I saw her walking down the street like this, I’d cross to the other side.

I bet her arms got those muscles from rolling her jeans every morning.


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21 Responses to “Katie Holmes Will Fuck You Up”

  1. str says:

    LOL, Beet, at the getting buff from rolling her jeans…

    But I think she looks cute! :)

  2. adair says:

    hmm, I’m starting to like her more because she is just so normal. I mean, I hate the pegged jeans but most of us have made some strange fashion choices at some point. And after seeing Tom in Tropic Thunder I hate him a little less as well.

  3. whatshername says:

    I think she looks hot… -.-

  4. Beet Czar says:

    That’s her Urban Chic look… looks good on her… next she’ll be slicking back her hair…

  5. quirkygirlkitten says:

    i think she’s looking for an escape route so can tunnel her way out when tiny tom is sleeping.

  6. Melissa says:

    that’s a lot of buttons

  7. Berilis says:

    Hi! I read your blog everyday and i love the way you write. You know how to say it and when to say it. Not an ordinary gossip writer. Cheers from Brazil!

  8. morning sick says:

    Pregnant.

  9. pak31 says:

    She looks old and bored. I know she’s probably not thrilled having cameras following her around but at least she could smile once in awhile.

  10. tigerlille says:

    She looks harmless, pretty, and a little sad. Why do the paparazzi follow her every damn day?

  11. lorelei says:

    you know, if your teen starting to change their style like she is, you would suspect drugs or abuse

  12. ribbet says:

    i’m just relieved she got rid of the winter wear. it’s nice to see her without a freaking sweater and scarf in august!

  13. mimi in mo says:

    I just saw a pic of Shia LaBeof on Jezabel & I think his jeans were tight rolled too. His feet are in his shadow so it’s a little hard to tell for sure, but it does look like it. UGH!!!! Please noooo fashion gods, don’t let this awful tight rolling thing come back!!!

  14. Fleur says:

    If I had paps following me around incessantly I’d have turned into a homicidal maniac years ago.

  15. joan says:

    she was wearing all those sweaters just to hide those guns. just so she could come out of nowhere with them. ka-pow — look at my arms !!!

  16. JS says:

    Madonna should have stopped when she reached this point, instead of going for Arnold arms and blowing out her veins. Katie could kick some serious ass.

  17. Caz2 says:

    @ ribbet, maybe she thinks she’s in Scotland? Seriously, you could have fooled me it was August over here ¬_¬

  18. Ericka says:

    LOL I actually laughed out loud! Very rare. Lol

  19. Dmarie says:

    OMG she’s pregnant!

  20. klorofyllning says:

    LMAO!

  21. Grandizer says:

    Everyone talks about how buff Madonna and Holmes are, but has anyone checked out how RIPPED Holly Hunter is in her show Saving Grace…

    She makes both of the others look tiny. And she is a little bitty thing.

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