Just In Case Your Day Wasn’t Pink Enough So Far
August 25th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Paris and Nicky Hilton paint the town pink on Sunday night in Malibu.
And I included the second photo because it really does look like a single one of Paris’s feet is like twice the size of her head and her huge boat feet make me laugh. I bet if there were plastic surgery to get your feet made smaller, Paris Hilton would do it. I bet Paris looks at pictures of those little girls in Asia with the bound feet and is all like, “OMG those girls are soooo lucky. I wish someone had done that for me.”
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August 25th, 2008 at 10:16 am
Her feet always makes me laugh too. hahahaha
August 25th, 2008 at 10:22 am
pontoons
August 25th, 2008 at 10:33 am
Nickie’s looking healthier.
August 25th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Paris will need a bag the size of Texas in order to make her feet look smaller. Gallop, gallop, gallop.
August 25th, 2008 at 10:43 am
Does that mean she has a size 14 penis as well?
August 25th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Go Paris!! I luv u!!
Nothin’ sexier than a woman who shows off her masculine traits.
August 25th, 2008 at 11:52 am
her feet looks sooo weird! HAHAHAH
but I love Nicky, she looks pretty and well dressed. I wish I could say that about Paris..
August 25th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Elisabeth - co-sign her feet crack me up too!
August 25th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
What’s funny is I was driving through Bev Hills the other day and at a red light I looked over and saw a bus bench advertising “foot plastic surgery”. I was a bit puzzled……hummmmm
August 25th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
No wonder Paris always looks like she’s slouching when she walks. Those gunboats throw her off-balance when she moves.
August 25th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
I have size 12 (US) feet. I wish there was foot reduction surgery, because no shoe company goes higher than an 11 unless they’re making shoes for tranny hookers.
Paris can at least wear designer shoes. Bitch.
August 25th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
lol @ the bitch Asta threw in at the end of her sentence! And I thought wearing a size 10 was bad.
Her feet really make her look goofy and clumsy.
August 25th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
As a fellow size 11, a must sympathize with the skank and cringe at all of your snide remarks.
I don’t know how tall Paris is, but I’m 5′10″, so they’re kind of in proportion on me.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Screw all of you. I have size 11 boats. You have no idea how hard it it to find shoes.
August 25th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
i take comfort that jacqueline kennedy onassis was a size 11 too!
beet, everytime you pop out a baby you gain a half shoe size. just another reason for birth control and/ or adoption.
August 25th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
Why did the term “pink cadillac” just pop into my head when I was looking at Paris’ shoes?
August 25th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
I thought she was standing on top of two Smart cars like Grape Ape…
Why does she always look like she’s competing in the strongman competition and pulling a tractor-trailer behind her? She looks like a 5 year old trying to walk in heels or something with her legs bent so weird.
August 26th, 2008 at 12:56 am
^ Whoa! Loads of you have large feet; I feel sorry for you guys! I’m never going to get crabby when i go shopping for shoes ever again!
August 26th, 2008 at 12:56 am
Also, am I the only one who thinks Paris looks nice here?
August 26th, 2008 at 3:09 am
well , I reckon you can probably count on “Sideshow Bob” getting all hot n heavy n horny over those sexy(!) flippers!
August 26th, 2008 at 3:55 am
Since when did Nicky become the skinny sister? Yikes.
August 26th, 2008 at 5:35 am
what’s paris’ shoes size?