Just In Case Your Day Wasn’t Pink Enough So Far
August 25th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Paris and Nicky Hilton paint the town pink on Sunday night in Malibu.
And I included the second photo because it really does look like a single one of Paris’s feet is like twice the size of her head and her huge boat feet make me laugh. I bet if there were plastic surgery to get your feet made smaller, Paris Hilton would do it. I bet Paris looks at pictures of those little girls in Asia with the bound feet and is all like, “OMG those girls are soooo lucky. I wish someone had done that for me.”
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Her feet always makes me laugh too. hahahaha
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Nickie’s looking healthier.
Paris will need a bag the size of Texas in order to make her feet look smaller. Gallop, gallop, gallop.
Does that mean she has a size 14 penis as well?
Go Paris!! I luv u!!
Nothin’ sexier than a woman who shows off her masculine traits.
her feet looks sooo weird! HAHAHAH
but I love Nicky, she looks pretty and well dressed. I wish I could say that about Paris..
Elisabeth – co-sign her feet crack me up too!
What’s funny is I was driving through Bev Hills the other day and at a red light I looked over and saw a bus bench advertising “foot plastic surgery”. I was a bit puzzled……hummmmm
No wonder Paris always looks like she’s slouching when she walks. Those gunboats throw her off-balance when she moves.
I have size 12 (US) feet. I wish there was foot reduction surgery, because no shoe company goes higher than an 11 unless they’re making shoes for tranny hookers.
Paris can at least wear designer shoes. Bitch.
lol @ the bitch Asta threw in at the end of her sentence! And I thought wearing a size 10 was bad.
Her feet really make her look goofy and clumsy.
As a fellow size 11, a must sympathize with the skank and cringe at all of your snide remarks.
I don’t know how tall Paris is, but I’m 5′10″, so they’re kind of in proportion on me.
Screw all of you. I have size 11 boats. You have no idea how hard it it to find shoes.
i take comfort that jacqueline kennedy onassis was a size 11 too!
beet, everytime you pop out a baby you gain a half shoe size. just another reason for birth control and/ or adoption.
Why did the term “pink cadillac” just pop into my head when I was looking at Paris’ shoes?
I thought she was standing on top of two Smart cars like Grape Ape…
Why does she always look like she’s competing in the strongman competition and pulling a tractor-trailer behind her? She looks like a 5 year old trying to walk in heels or something with her legs bent so weird.
^ Whoa! Loads of you have large feet; I feel sorry for you guys! I’m never going to get crabby when i go shopping for shoes ever again!
Also, am I the only one who thinks Paris looks nice here?
well , I reckon you can probably count on “Sideshow Bob” getting all hot n heavy n horny over those sexy(!) flippers!
Since when did Nicky become the skinny sister? Yikes.
what’s paris’ shoes size?