Um, Woah

August 23rd, 2008 by Evil Beet


The photo agency assures me that this is a photo of Joey Lawrence.

He was at some Z-list gifting suite to promote some brand of sunglasses (other attendees: Nick D’Anna, Holly Huddleston, Brian Peeler, Jeremy Green, Angelina Jolie) so there aren’t any photos of him without the sunglasses, but still.

Damn.

I’d get with that.


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27 Responses to “Um, Woah”

  1. Down Unda says:

    Myopic lately Beet?

    OK, I’ve seen a couple of your posts regarding whom you would “get with” over the past few weeks. I’ve got to be honest when I tell you YOUR TASTE SUCKS! Sorry… but Joey Lawrence is just the cherry on the cake of ugly washed up freaks you’ve drooled over. :-)

    Speaking of, what happened to 5th Floor Black BMW guy with his (possible wedding band?) hand in his pocket?

  2. savna says:

    I don’t know….Joey Lawrence is looking pretty David Beckham here. I’d do him. Gotta side with you beet.

  3. Down Unda says:

    @ savna: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! :-)

  4. jennatar says:

    I’ll also side with the Beet. Some of those early shaven-head photos were iffy, but he’s working it.

    I would, however, warn against the deep V-neck T-shirt.

  5. shz says:

    He looks totally like David Bechham..

  6. cheng says:

    yes he looks really David Beckham…………

  7. Ashley says:

    I totally thought it was David Beckham-but I was like, “hmmmm-what is wrong w/ David Beckham in this pic?” Now I know what-it’s not him! hahaha :)

  8. Cath says:

    two words – man cleavage ..

  9. Paige says:

    The v-neck ruins it.

  10. Alix says:

    woaaaah, i really thought it was David Beckham. daaang.

  11. pinkangel8167 says:

    Ha, Ha! I thought it was David Beckham, too!! Damn he’s looking good to me too there! :D

  12. Just Saying says:

    He’s hawt. *sigh*

  13. joan says:

    it is a cross between david beckham and george michael!!! beet if you ever sleep with anything that has that facial hair i will quit reading this blog. oh, not to worry, guys with that type of facial hair do not get with chicks.

  14. Quick Commenter says:

    He’s just got to drop the Deep V-neck, makes him look like a chick..
    well, at least we know he’s buff….

  15. rysky66 says:

    kinda looks like the friggin’ Unabomber, sans the hood.

  16. Confuzzled says:

    David Beckham is hot, but that’s because he’s the original. Joey Lawrence copping Beckham’s look is like being a fake Louis Vuitton lying next to a pile of garbage on Canal Street.

  17. mambaX says:

    these guys in my country invade the disco clubs like a plague
    v necks, sunglasses,machoman look
    if you like this kind
    we have plenty to offer
    he looks very much southern european
    very little american to me

  18. spob says:

    david beckingham.

    i doubt you’d get him beet – but you should try, phone him up and ask him out. You never know unless you try.

  19. Tracy says:

    You just like him because the sunglasses hide those hideously over-groomed brows he’s been rocking for the past, well, FAR TOO LONG.

  20. Milk says:

    God!I though he is David Beckham.

  21. ribbet says:

    i didn’t see david beckham until i read the comments.
    i thought one of the guys from the village people or maybe a george michael impersonator.

  22. Tako says:

    holy fucking shit! i could’ve swore it was David Beckham…… Wow..

  23. Dan the Man says:

    I’m from San Francisco and I’ve seen hundreds of guys with this look. A lot of girls find them hot but have as much of a chance of sleeping with guys like this as they do with Tom Cruise or George Michael.

  24. Asta says:

    He was hot when I was in middle school and he was hot a few years ago on Dancing With the Stars. But I have a thing for bald, ripped men who can’t act that well.

    Mmmm Vin Diesel…

    Joey seems to be a really great dad, and I was going to use that as a not gay defense, but I suppose it doesn’t prove anything.

  25. briana says:

    thats a lot of man!

  26. Dingle says:

    I agree, its the man-cleavage

  27. JodiOdie says:

    man-cleavage hahahaha LOVE IT

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