Oh Dear Lord

August 23rd, 2008 by Evil Beet


It’s been a slow metamorphosis, but I’m finally starting to understand what Katie Holmes is going for.

The super-short haircut? The fedora? The ridiculous pants?

You guys, Katie wants to date Lindsay Lohan.

I can’t believe I didn’t see this before.


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31 Responses to “Oh Dear Lord”

  1. N/A says:

    OR Tom Cruise really is gay and she is trying to look more and more like a guy for him.

  2. AL says:

    If we see her with some vintage tees, Sam Ronson better watch out.

  3. Mamie says:

    I second N/A! She just wants to look like the man so Tom will fuck her. I think she is even binding her breasts. SCARY SHIT!

  4. anon says:

    Oh lord can you imagine that love triangle?

  5. mel says:

    shitt…your right!
    ha

  6. AL says:

    @Mamie I don’t think Katie has any breasts to bind.

  7. mambaX says:

    I guess she’s trying to look like a french boy some decades ago
    I don’t understand this woman
    I hope I’ll never will
    but I suggest she could switch back to dresses and high heels
    this kind of shoe makes her feet look hopelessly flat

  8. Em says:

    Well, who wouldn’t.

  9. lenden says:

    it must be some kind of a scientology initiation…

  10. Ashley says:

    hahaha-totally thought the same. she was looking kinda pretty for awhile-now, not so much. ;)

  11. medimary says:

    you’re so funny, beet-

    thanks!

  12. S says:

    Katie Holmes “Jeans Watch 2008″ is a pretty creative publicity stunt. She’s generating publicity off of wearing man jeans and sometimes French-rolling the. Serious lols.

  13. gumball says:

    She’s trying to appear as a serious stage actress.. via old school, ‘intellectual’.. with vintage clothes.. all she needs is glasses and a clipboard and briefcase. haha

  14. Just Saying says:

    Co-sign with gumball! She’s trying for that New York flava, but got stuck in 1999.

  15. andrea says:

    I like the cuffed jeans. And I am not ashamed. She looks cute.

  16. joan says:

    sam ronson would not be caught dead in those jeans. at least not rolled like that.

  17. joan says:

    i’m getting a “papa don’t preach” vibe.

  18. rayne says:

    She should have atleast fixed the knee(wtf?)…but if she is wearing these jeans, I guess how she looks is not her priority, heh?

  19. kayla says:

    who cares about her
    beet youve got to get the newest pics
    of miley cyrus
    she was wearing this striped dress and
    blue firnge boots
    if you find the right picture
    your gonna laugh like hell

  20. hihi :going to bed all giggly :^^

  21. jacqui583 says:

    Now I thought she looks like she’s incarnating into Michael Jackson; maybe it’s the hat. :o

  22. windy says:

    LOL you are funny!!!

  23. spob says:

    she looks cute!

  24. Beet Czar says:

    Holy crap batman! You’re right… minus the cigarette and profane graphic white tshirt, and minus the bad teeth and butt ugly face, it could be Samro and not our dear little Katie

  25. mimi in mo says:

    @ joan: that’s exactly what I thought too!

  26. Anonymous says:

    i like her haircut! A lot! But what the hell is up with the ballet shoe thing? That is a look that I do NOT comprehend! U-G-L-Y. Not flattering on ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. jojo says:

    I like her haircut. A lot! But what the hell is up with those ballet shoes. One word: UNFLATTERING. Oh wait, another word: BUTT-UGLY
    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. This is not a flattering look on ANYONE!

  28. bagaholic says:

    does anyone know what brand her bag is?? please please

  29. beetlejuice says:

    bah ha ha ha ha – i thought the exact same thing when i saw that picture!

  30. briana says:

    lol I thought it WAS SamRo

  31. Dingle says:

    all I can say is WTF, otherwise I am left speachless. On a side note, please please get back to LA so Mrs Beckham can assist you again with your choices, you should not be left to your own devices

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