Everybody’s Pregnant

August 22nd, 2008 by Evil Beet


Congratulations to Spice Girl Melanie C., who confirmed today that she is pregnant. This news means that all five of the Spice Girls have spawned. Now that’s scary.


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9 Responses to “Everybody’s Pregnant”

  1. Asta says:

    One day their children will be able to get together and form Spice Kids: The Next Generation.

  2. God Praise Evil Beet says:

    She used to be a hideous beast but now shes super cute.

  3. Cassandra says:

    i always thought she was a lesbian.

  4. 'lise says:

    I thought she was gay too! Perhaps a donor, then?

  5. mambaX says:

    she was just too thin
    and she is actually the only Spice who can REALLY sing

  6. S says:

    Surprisingly, Sporty Spice is straight. She apparently has a long-term boyfriend.

    Congrats to her on being pregnant!

  7. Donkey Punch says:

    I don’t believe it. Conception didn’t happen the old fashioned way for sure.

  8. Leigh says:

    Aww. This means she’s not lesbain spice anymore.

  9. Lindsay says:

    i effing love her, always have! congrats, lady! =D

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