Comments on: Chris Kattan Is a Freakin’ Moron

By: Mike B

Mike B — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 13:02:26 +0000

They say that a man does not know the true meaning of happiness until the moment he steps up to the altar…

… and at that moment, it’s too late.

By: Lola

Lola — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 04:05:02 +0000

Marriage ruins any healthy relationship. When you go from feeling like you’re a couple bound by common interest and freewill to chained permanently for the rest of your life, life starts to suck!

that pained expression on his face says it all. it wouldn’t surprise me if the whole thing was her idea in the first place.

By: Venus D. L

Venus D. L — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 04:41:38 +0000

LOL!!! Ok… Where was I? I didn’t even know he was married! I myself wouldn’t marry a guy just because his rich those girls are making us nice girls look bad. Hey if I were Mr Kattan I wouldn’t have trusted a very beautiful Super Model so easily even if she told me she loved me madly it doesn’t mean I have to marry her to make her mine anyway. I don’t know why some people keep falling into that trap. Live your LIFE First WAKE UP PEOPLE LOL!!! And Mr Kattan with All Due Respect Life Goes On and don’t think that the next pretty face you’ll fall in love with won’t bite you in the end again… you’ll just never know! Let your bleeding heart heal and your mind rest you’ll find your Soul mate looking for you anyway you’re a handsome Gentleman and a Good Soul. ;o) If I were married to you the money would not have been the Prize.

XO XO!!! Ms De Luna,

By: anna

anna — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 03:37:12 +0000

Okay, why hasn’t anyone said the truth, that Chris Kattan is gay…

By: Paige Denim

Paige Denim — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 13:16:57 +0000

i thought he was gay. damn

By: same happened

same happened — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 03:07:50 +0000

same thing happened to my sister.

even if the relationship is working ppl have been together for so long they feel obligated to do it

then they get pressured by family to do it; same happened to my older sister

By: iiirene

iiirene — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 01:11:38 +0000

she is soooo pretty! and she can do mucccccccccccccccch better!

By: Delaney

Delaney — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 19:51:55 +0000

I like Chris Kattan, but I think I found the problem. He doesn’t look like a groom in this pic, he looks like half a shit load of people kept walking up to him and were congratulating him on his sister’s getting married then wondering who the lucky guy was.

Lesson learned: Don’t marry anybody people could think your related to i.e. Woody Allen looks like Sune yi (or whatever’s) grandpa.

By: Maddog

Maddog — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 18:40:56 +0000

It isnt just a piece of paper it does magical crazy things inside (mostly) the head of women. It is both solidifying and strengthening and suffocating and scary…

By: long dong silver

long dong silver — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 17:04:25 +0000

That’s why getting married is crazy!!!!!!!!
You’re word has to mean more than that piece of paper, looks how easily that paper can be broken!

By: brittany

brittany — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 16:03:34 +0000

chris kattan must be really fucking funny to score some puss like that. she’s a bajillion times hotter than he is.

By: JK aka Mr. NYC

JK aka Mr. NYC — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 15:10:38 +0000

It’s time for new kitty.