Who Defaced Sienna Miller’s Property?
August 21st, 2008 by Evil Beet
Someone decided to spray-paint the word “SLUT” along the wall of the London home of husband-stealer Sienna Miller.
And WTF is that symbol next to it?
Be afraid, Sienna.
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August 21st, 2008 at 1:02 pm
I’m pretty sure that’s the Trivial Pursuit pie piece.
August 21st, 2008 at 1:16 pm
I think I can see the mob with torches in the reflection on the windows!
August 21st, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Looks like the Kurt Vonnegut drawing of a butthole. maybe it means “Anal Slut”?
August 21st, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Maybe they tried to draw a star and they messed up so they made it look like a cult sign?
August 21st, 2008 at 1:45 pm
It was probably some stupid ass woman whose boyfriend just cheated on her so she decided to take out her pent up frustration on a happy beautiful girl with a healthy sexual appetite.
August 21st, 2008 at 2:06 pm
yikes. the price for karma. but totally uncool to vandalize someone’s home. lame really. leave her alone. i like the way she dresses and that is about it.
August 21st, 2008 at 2:17 pm
the news said it was a pentagram. i guess that makes her a witch slut.
August 21st, 2008 at 2:26 pm
it’s the actual size of her hoo-ha
August 21st, 2008 at 3:32 pm
“who defaced sienna miller’s property?” you ask?
“who cares?” i answer!
August 21st, 2008 at 3:53 pm
looks like a stick figure sienna spread eagle on a gigantic lazy susan, used for spinning so everyone can take their turn with her
August 21st, 2008 at 3:54 pm
It was probs. Perez Hilton. He’s always hating on her…
August 21st, 2008 at 5:27 pm
its the international symbal for slut, see, its a stick figure laying spread eagle on a round bed.
August 21st, 2008 at 6:03 pm
its a basketball
sienna used to be a basketball player
until she slept with the basketball coach
and his wife found out and wrote slut on her locker
so i guess the wifes still alive
August 21st, 2008 at 6:17 pm
VooDoo… ya’all know it’s true.
August 21st, 2008 at 6:23 pm
donnie, very good. funnnny!!
August 21st, 2008 at 7:48 pm
It looks like the Leonardo da Vinci drawing of man that was highlighted in the Da Vinci Code.
That sucks for her though… it takes two to tango and Getty’s responsible for his own actions as well. It was HIS marriage vow and HIS kids. Yeah, probably untraditional for a guy to point the finger at another guy as the one in the wrong but I call them as I see them. No home gets “wrecked” unless somebody lets it get wrecked.
To damage her house and invade her personal space with that just sucks. Two wrongs don’t make a right. To be honest, I wish everyone would let the poor woman alone.
August 21st, 2008 at 8:10 pm
i don’t like what she’s done but this is totally out of line.
it almost makes me feel sorry for her which is a significant accomplishment because i’m really not a fan of hers at all.
August 21st, 2008 at 8:29 pm
dorks! it’s code; S.L.U.T. stands for Sienna Licks Ugly Testicles. if you want to have a chance at sienna licking your ugly testicles, send images to my new website siennalicksuglytesticles.com.
August 22nd, 2008 at 5:29 am
This made me laugh for hours!
Hahahahaa!
Serves her right!
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August 22nd, 2008 at 6:57 am
That’s the symbol from The Blair Witch Project Movie. I don’t know the connection, however.
August 22nd, 2008 at 8:35 am
Sinenna did it herself to compete with Amy Wineo for press coverage.
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:43 am
BANKSY!
August 22nd, 2008 at 10:42 am
lol@tamara.
August 23rd, 2008 at 1:25 am
its a giant clit!
hahaha
August 23rd, 2008 at 2:19 am
Telling ya man, it’s a fucking amish cult. They believe that this shit should not be unpunished. You sow what you reap and when you sow someone else’s man - you get the fuckin weedwhacker after your ass.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:59 am
I jusr fell out of my fucking chair at the office. I am serious at the comments. I loved the anal slut comment. That was priceless.
August 25th, 2008 at 11:54 am
Brilliant comments on this entry!
Surprised at Mercedes’ comment though; you can have a healthy sexual appetite without sleeping with married men! Although he is as much at fault as she is.