Who Defaced Sienna Miller’s Property?

August 21st, 2008 by Evil Beet


Someone decided to spray-paint the word “SLUT” along the wall of the London home of husband-stealer Sienna Miller.

And WTF is that symbol next to it?

Be afraid, Sienna.


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27 Responses to “Who Defaced Sienna Miller’s Property?”

  1. groggy says:

    I’m pretty sure that’s the Trivial Pursuit pie piece.

  2. Amy says:

    I think I can see the mob with torches in the reflection on the windows!

  3. pneu says:

    Looks like the Kurt Vonnegut drawing of a butthole. maybe it means “Anal Slut”?

  4. Audrey says:

    Maybe they tried to draw a star and they messed up so they made it look like a cult sign?

  5. Mercedes says:

    It was probably some stupid ass woman whose boyfriend just cheated on her so she decided to take out her pent up frustration on a happy beautiful girl with a healthy sexual appetite.

  6. jemms says:

    yikes. the price for karma. but totally uncool to vandalize someone’s home. lame really. leave her alone. i like the way she dresses and that is about it.

  7. LA says:

    the news said it was a pentagram. i guess that makes her a witch slut.

  8. johnson says:

    it’s the actual size of her hoo-ha

  9. jojo says:

    “who defaced sienna miller’s property?” you ask?
    “who cares?” i answer!

  10. c. says:

    looks like a stick figure sienna spread eagle on a gigantic lazy susan, used for spinning so everyone can take their turn with her

  11. Sarahhhhh says:

    It was probs. Perez Hilton. He’s always hating on her…

  12. joan says:

    its the international symbal for slut, see, its a stick figure laying spread eagle on a round bed.

  13. donnie says:

    its a basketball
    sienna used to be a basketball player
    until she slept with the basketball coach
    and his wife found out and wrote slut on her locker
    so i guess the wifes still alive

  14. LuxLasVegas says:

    VooDoo… ya’all know it’s true.

  15. jemms says:

    donnie, very good. funnnny!!

  16. Down Unda says:

    It looks like the Leonardo da Vinci drawing of man that was highlighted in the Da Vinci Code.

    That sucks for her though… it takes two to tango and Getty’s responsible for his own actions as well. It was HIS marriage vow and HIS kids. Yeah, probably untraditional for a guy to point the finger at another guy as the one in the wrong but I call them as I see them. No home gets “wrecked” unless somebody lets it get wrecked.

    To damage her house and invade her personal space with that just sucks. Two wrongs don’t make a right. To be honest, I wish everyone would let the poor woman alone.

  17. ribbet says:

    i don’t like what she’s done but this is totally out of line.
    it almost makes me feel sorry for her which is a significant accomplishment because i’m really not a fan of hers at all.

  18. censorthis says:

    dorks! it’s code; S.L.U.T. stands for Sienna Licks Ugly Testicles. if you want to have a chance at sienna licking your ugly testicles, send images to my new website siennalicksuglytesticles.com.

  19. Saucy says:

    This made me laugh for hours!
    Hahahahaa!

    Serves her right!

    http://www.mizbeehavin.squarespace.com

  20. kissot says:

    That’s the symbol from The Blair Witch Project Movie. I don’t know the connection, however.

  21. gumball says:

    Sinenna did it herself to compete with Amy Wineo for press coverage.

  22. Tamara says:

    BANKSY!

  23. joan says:

    lol@tamara.

  24. moo says:

    its a giant clit!
    hahaha

  25. Delaney says:

    Telling ya man, it’s a fucking amish cult. They believe that this shit should not be unpunished. You sow what you reap and when you sow someone else’s man – you get the fuckin weedwhacker after your ass.

  26. PWS says:

    I jusr fell out of my fucking chair at the office. I am serious at the comments. I loved the anal slut comment. That was priceless.

  27. Caz2 says:

    Brilliant comments on this entry!
    Surprised at Mercedes’ comment though; you can have a healthy sexual appetite without sleeping with married men! Although he is as much at fault as she is.

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