Tickets to Miley Cyrus’s 16th Birthday Will Probably Be Less In-Demand Than Tickets to Her 18th Birthday
August 21st, 2008 by Evil Beet
Dude, when Miley Cyrus turns 18, I’m throwing a party. Food and liquor is on me. I will fund it with the money I will make from the naked pictures of her that are sure to be all over the Internet within a month of her 18th birthday.
But until that happy day, Miley is selling tickets to her 16th birthday party — at $250 a pop!
The bash will take place at Disneyland in late November, and tickets go on sale August 30.
Doesn’t a ticket to Disneyland cost $250 anyway these days?
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why is she such s skank?
I’d fuck her, aslong as its in the ass.
thats not miley
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