Tickets to Miley Cyrus’s 16th Birthday Will Probably Be Less In-Demand Than Tickets to Her 18th Birthday
August 21st, 2008 by Evil BeetWant something juicier?
Dude, when Miley Cyrus turns 18, I’m throwing a party. Food and liquor is on me. I will fund it with the money I will make from the naked pictures of her that are sure to be all over the Internet within a month of her 18th birthday.
But until that happy day, Miley is selling tickets to her 16th birthday party — at $250 a pop!
The bash will take place at Disneyland in late November, and tickets go on sale August 30.
Doesn’t a ticket to Disneyland cost $250 anyway these days?
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why is she such s skank?
SHE IS NOT A SKANK YOUR GAY IF YOU THINK THAT!
ohhh she is a dirty skank..
agreed she has a dog ugly face
I’d fuck her, aslong as its in the ass.
thats not miley
fjdfjkdfdsfdff
i would so love dissaper from this world
i think she is the hottest 16 year old out there around my area
oh i would sooo love to get my big dick inside her tight little pussy, that would be awesome.
I think she’s mega hot but a little over-the-top regarding ego-centrism and exhibitionism. She’s got hot stuff and she wants to strut it around but to do so would hurt her career as a children’s entertainer which is why she’s trying to transition into being a mainstream pop star. So she can strut her sexy little package for all the world to stare and gawk at in awe.
What’a SLUTT,
I hope something EFFING hits her in the face,
So she can see how GRATEFUL she is!
I HATE YOU MILEY! :)
P.S
i sing way better than your NASALLY voice! :D
No curves =D
I hate you miley >:O
your dad was awesome but you ruin it
btw, I HATE YOU ASFKJADFS87RADSF78SUIGFSUV
=D
ROCK ON!!!
P.S
Your So Right NeliiBaybee!
Nelii Wuss Here! :D
hey really now if she is a slut what she is not..who are u to comment about her deeds…go and wank yourself if u can’t think….she does whatever she wants…where is the problem?…..if she wasn’t a famous person..did u care?,,,,NO!!! so don’t talk about ppl like u know them….GOD u ppl are stupid…sorry for the post…but this is true…not a fan of miley…but anyway she doesn’t deserve what u are talking so just keep your mought…peace from me..
not miley to wtf
i would fuck her anyday in that tiny little pussy wit my big fat sexy turned on dick
i want fuvk her in her pussy
dont do that miley your going out with nick jonas and your prenant…………………………..your dumb
I’m not a fan of Miley like that, She has a few songs I like. Anyways I don’t think people should bash on her like some others. She’s human and you all act like you don’t have skeletons in your clothet. The only difference between you and her (aside from money, etc) is she threw her skeleton out.
she’s UGLY !!!