Quotables
August 21st, 2008 by Evil Beet
“. . . that i could be painting your toenails right now . . . that i could see you do that little cheerleader move . . . that i could be your human lollipop . . . that i could take a shower in your shower with all that girly stuff.”
Married New York Assemblyman Sam Hoyt, in an email with the subject line “what i wish,” to his 19-year-old intern that just became public.
That’s gotta hurt.
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August 21st, 2008 at 8:46 am
what is it with these sleazebags? do they really think that they can keep their skanky business a secret?
August 21st, 2008 at 9:22 am
What? “…that i could take a shower in your shower with all that girly stuff.” Now that’s totally gay. Sounds more like he wants to be her BFF instead of her BF.
August 21st, 2008 at 9:25 am
i think i might have to borrow that human lollipop line, its kinda hot!
August 21st, 2008 at 9:27 am
Haha wow…sooooooo creepy!
August 21st, 2008 at 9:51 am
Gross
August 21st, 2008 at 9:56 am
haha, not quite discreet, that’s for sure!
August 21st, 2008 at 10:09 am
AAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 21st, 2008 at 10:14 am
Bahaha…It sounds like a fun girl’s night in!…with the exception of the human lollipop part.
August 21st, 2008 at 10:15 am
do we have a pic of the 19yr old intern ?
August 21st, 2008 at 10:32 am
OH LORD!
August 21st, 2008 at 10:50 am
Is it ALL men that are this scummy, or is it just politicians?
August 21st, 2008 at 11:11 am
Men SUCK.
August 21st, 2008 at 1:08 pm
fucking pathetic-
August 21st, 2008 at 2:03 pm
it’s a damn problem when you have some blood drops flowing inside the testosterone stream
LOLOLOL
August 21st, 2008 at 2:05 pm
oh btw
I just LOVE the chosen pic
the guy looks like an angel
except for the wings
LOLOLOL
August 21st, 2008 at 2:26 pm
He wants to smell fruity, I think that’s funnier than being perv.
August 21st, 2008 at 3:51 pm
re: momster: yes, all men are this scummy. including your husband or future husband. no matter how hard you don’t want to believe it. enjoy.
August 21st, 2008 at 4:45 pm
WOW!That is just gross. I hope the wife takes him for everything his got. MORON!
August 21st, 2008 at 5:07 pm
re: censorthis: Or she can choose not to marry
August 21st, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Doesn’t he sort of look like the love child of Greg Kinnear and Herman Munster?
You know, sadly I have grown immune to this stuff… the most concerning thing to me was that this Assemblyman, whom theoretically is supposed to be the community’s “best and brightest,” was dumb enough to put all of that in an e-mail.
Maybe he can turn that e-mail into an Alanis Morissette song? You know:
“What it all comes down to
Is that I haven’t got it all figured out just yet
I’ve got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is rubbing my human lollipop.”
August 21st, 2008 at 7:09 pm
I dunno its kinda sweet.
August 21st, 2008 at 9:22 pm
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Government work emails are public record, idiot.
August 21st, 2008 at 10:36 pm
@Down Unda: Brilliant! when i first saw the picture i was scrolling through quickly and i thought: wow, greg kinnear’s gained a lot of weight!
August 21st, 2008 at 11:48 pm
God, I can so totally see him sitting on her sofa with cotton between his toes (which are painted harlot red) while she stands in front of him in her cheerleader outfit going “Give me an L.O.L.L.I…”
Too funny!
August 22nd, 2008 at 10:52 am
ewe…what a gross guy. i bet he has kids close to her age.
August 25th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Pig.