Blind Item!

August 21st, 2008 by Evil Beet


Which two perky Olympian teammates are really bitter rivals? One spiked the other’s protein shake with laxatives before a big competition, but her plan backfired when her nemesis not only powered through the competition but beat her so-called friend anyway.

I think we all know who this refers to … but could it be true???

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38 Responses to “Blind Item!”

  1. Elizabeth99 says:

    I don’t buy it for a second…. whoever it’s referring to….

  2. Nadine says:

    am i the only person who has no idea who they are referring to?

  3. ricardo says:

    nastia and shawn? i mean, who could be perkier than gymnasts

  4. Mallory says:

    Is it Shawn and Nastia? I don’t know, but I’d like to

  5. EvilT says:

    Oh I believe this. All of that love and kisses is usually an act.
    My mother was a professional ice skater and those girls are ruthless… You can see that little Shawn Johnson was going to kick someone’s ass if she didn’t get herself a gold metal.

  6. swillz says:

    noooooo!

    not nasty lui and shawn john.

    i refuse to believe it. they are like sisters……please do not ruin my olympic (consumer) dreams.

    but if true…thats funny as hell/

  7. swillz says:

    but wait…who are we talking about?

    the volley ball chics?

  8. swillz says:

    but wait…who are we talking about?

    the volleyball chics?

  9. iiirene says:

    well spiking is in volleyball so it might be them or nastia and shawn

  10. Mercedes says:

    ^No, it can’t be the volleyball chics b/c they play together and one can’t beat the other, they’re a team. Go Kerri and Misty! But I have no idea… not shawn and nast

  11. Beet Czar says:

    i need a hint

  12. jojo says:

    no Nadine, you are not… I have no clue either!
    I think it would be kinda hard to perform as a gymnast if you had a bodacious case of the bubble and broth, but hey, these olympians are known for their determination, so who knows….still wouldn’t there be lots of chances for some overspill to show under those barely there lycra onesies they wear???

  13. jojo says:

    *lol* laughing at my own post…sorry…

  14. Alexa says:

    my guess would be nastia and shawn. but that really surprises me. I mean, they both seemed so darn NICE.

  15. PWS says:

    I just had to take a shit after reading this post. I wonder who in my office spiked my bottle of water.

  16. DanYel says:

    That would make for an akward uneven bar routine….

  17. JR says:

    Katie Hoff and Natalie Coughlin?

  18. Robin says:

    The more I read this the more I thought it could be a couple of swimmers.

  19. What Ev says:

    I *just* read this exact same thing from Dlisted. Word for word.

    Plagurise much?

    Did I spell that right? Oh, well… at least my comment is original.

  20. Evil Beet says:

    @What Ev:

    Dude, Dlisted wrote the EXACT SAME THING because we BOTH took it from the NY Daily News. See how I sourced it?

    And, no, you didn’t spell it right. Not even close.

    I hadn’t considered the swimmer angle — I think it refers to Nastia and Shawn. But I can’t believe little Shawn would ever do that! I hope it’s a lie!

  21. J says:

    Shawn, ruthless devil.
    I love it.
    I can see it being true for individuals..

  22. wickerman says:

    shawn was the one who was feeling sick the day of the beam competition.

  23. Jenny says:

    Don’t they test the athletes after a competition?? I thought I read somewhere that one of the athletes from another country got pulled for having a diuretic in their system. I doubt the story (but its funny as hell!!)

  24. Hilary says:

    well Shawn said that she wasn’t feeling well before the beam and nastia flat out must be a bitch because she makes the ugliest faces openly at her competitors and was CLEARLY no happy about not winning or about Shawn winning…

  25. okay... says:

    I remember hearing one of the announcers saying something about an intestinal illness that one of the swimmers was suffering with.

  26. NameDropper says:

    What Ev – think a little before you write… or try and spell

  27. swillz says:

    i hope its Shawn. Her f*cking peace sign earrings. i knew she was up to something.

  28. shannon says:

    it was those damn divers! you could tell from the beginning they hated each other…

  29. G says:

    i hope its not shawn she just seems so damn cute i can’t imagine her doing anything nasty like that. as for nastia she looks ruthless that pinched face she just nvr seems happy

  30. Lah-Dee-Dah says:

    Laxative sabotage is so cliche. Let’s at least put some thought behind it my perky Olympians.

  31. Ayla of No People says:

    LOL, reminds me of the time I was working at a child care center. An employee was stealing the children’s food out of the fridg. The cook spiked a bowl of pudding with ex-lax. The poor lad who was doing the stealing never came back to work.

  32. Mal says:

    If it were the gymnasts, I would think it would have been Nastia that tried to sabotage Shawn, not vice-versa. It was probably referring to the beam competition where Shawn got gold and Nastia silver.

  33. Eden says:

    I hope its true. thats funny as shit!!

  34. duda says:

    amanda beard sounds like a real bitch….

  35. LOL wut says:

    I am thinking Nastia and Shawn but… no freakin way man 0.0

  36. Katyta says:

    LMAO!!!! T_T (COL)

    What Ev, Got served by Beet!!!!!!
    too funny!!!!!!!

    Au revoir.

  37. GOD says:

    Nastia and Shawn are friends. I think it was Alicia. The wording of it is weird. It doesn’t necessary mean the spiker competed. I think Alicia gave Shawn laxatives, and I don’t think it had anything to do with her wanting Nastia to lose, but for Shawn to lose.

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