There Could Be a Human Being Emerging from Luciana Barroso’s Vagina Right This Instant
August 20th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Matt Damon’s wife is currently at a Florida hospital preparing to give birth.
Matt has been spotted pacing the halls in scrubs.
The couple currently have a 2-year-old daughter together, and this baby is expected to be a girl, too.
Good luck and congratulations to the happy parents!
Update: The little girl, Gia Zavala, has been born and everyone is doing well! Congrats!
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love the headline. (;
Just saw on the news that she had a girl!
ugh, matty is MY lover
ummm….beet likes everything to come in threes, right? first, that faggy x american idol had a baby, then ricky martin and now matt damon. three gay guys all get babies. hooray.
Best of luck to Matt and the wifey. He seems like an overall good guy and never comes off as being too pretentious (I’ve since forgiven him for high-fiving with Ben Affleck at the Academy Awards so many years ago). Plus, I really loved his performance in “Team America.”