Comments on: Jessica Simpson Wants a Little More Than a Bottle of Beer in That Mouth of Hers

By: Holly

Holly — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 07:25:48 +0000

all american beer is light
Censorthis you are wrong not everyone wants to touch a porn queen

By: leighley

leighley — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 21:33:00 +0000

charlotte omg that was hilarious i was about to say the same thing too. lol

By: quirkygirlkitten

quirkygirlkitten — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:21:19 +0000

LMAO! looks like she is in the middle of having a wisdom tooth extracted!

By: censorthis

censorthis — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:57:08 +0000

admit it. if she offered, you guys (men and women) would all cause a stampede to get between her legs, regardless of what you say about her from the presumed safety of your computer keyboards.

By: Sylvia

Sylvia — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:54:12 +0000

Looks like her picture was airbrush. Doesn’t even look like her. Always will be a bimbo in my book hehehe.

By: tp VERO

tp VERO — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:05:28 +0000

Well the word smart does not seem to go right with the words Jessica Simpson, but the stylist of this shoot and the photographer should be congradualated because those lips are making me forget all the problems I have with this chick, perhaps Beet has something there. I wont be as direct, but one can not help look at those lips and not have sexual fantasies. This is high school boy wank poster material for sure. Thanks Jess.

By: ribbet

ribbet — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 03:25:24 +0000

jessica, you are a beautiful woman. but you really need to close your mouth honey. it looks like your about to drool. not sexy.

By: BettyCrockerPunkRocker

BettyCrockerPunkRocker — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 02:50:25 +0000

Charlotte, I was hoping someone else would see that! It was my first reaction. How could they get the poster woman for dense to be pictured over THAT tag line? Amazing.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:22:40 +0000

she’s ugly and talentless.

By: Moxy

Moxy — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:03:37 +0000

I had NO idea this was Jessica Simpson. Wow.

By: Rox

Rox — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 22:11:48 +0000

Is she trying to look sexy??? It’s not working

By: Beet Czar

Beet Czar — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 21:25:16 +0000

Oh come on, she looks hot here…even if she’s selling piss beer.