Photos from The Hills Premiere Party, In Case You Care

August 19th, 2008 by Evil Beet


You know, every now and then, something will happen that reminds me that I’m getting more mature. Like, I’ll carry the trash bag all the way to the trash chute, instead of just setting it in the hall outside my apartment and trusting that someone else will get so sick of the smell that they’ll take it to the trash chute for me. When I tell people I’m going to the gym later this afternoon, it’s the truth. When my cats are crying because they’re hungry at 6:30 in the morning, I get out of bed and give them food, rather than grabbing the water gun off the bed stand and shooting at them until they shut up. And, in the ultimate proof that I am becoming a full-fledged adult, I no longer care about The Hills. It’s true. I don’t watch it and I don’t want to. Every now and then I get a little pang of guilt about it, but it quickly passes. I really didn’t care at all about The Hills‘ season premiere on Monday and I’m not afraid to admit it.

But here are the pictures. Because I don’t think I’ll ever get old enough that I don’t want to look at other people’s dresses.

Also: Did Heidi get her lips done recently? Yes or no?


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20 Responses to “Photos from The Hills Premiere Party, In Case You Care”

  1. jemms says:

    it happens. i zip right on through the channels now. oh, it’s the hills… hmm cute outfit.. wait what the hell did that person say??? something about lauren and her apartment and being lonely. yep. getting older.

  2. anabelle says:

    Heidi Montag… I don’t think she is pretty, and to me, her face looks just weird, the other girls in the “show” look a little more “natural” (if you can said that). There something about the shape of her face… its true her mouth looks weird too… I guess its just that don’t like her right?

  3. anabelle says:

    Heidi Montag… I don’t think she is pretty, and to me, her face looks just weird, the other girls in the “show” look a little more “natural” (if you can said that). There something about the shape of her face… its true her mouth looks weird too… I guess its just that don’t like her, right?

  4. anabelle says:

    I have no idea why my comment is repeated :-S

  5. lovesit says:

    i have to say, I’m still a fan. if you stop posting stories about those ladies I’ll be quite sad.

  6. Beth says:

    Heidi got her lips done when she got her boobs and nose done. They’re all pretty girls, they should all just get along and stop the petty drama on that show.

  7. KELSO says:

    Look at how nastey and over done Lauren looks.
    It was actually really funny on the premier thing, Heidi seemed to be getting really pissed at Spencer.
    BUT I don’t care.

  8. Ricardo says:

    yaawn, this show is old already, lauren conrad’s clown face is tired

  9. Lindsay says:

    i’m sick of hearing about all of these useless people. if this is important to you, sweet jesus, you need a new life.

  10. woohoo says:

    I feel the same way, Beet. When it first came out I watched it, now you couldn’t pay me to watch these sluts. I have my own problems.

  11. FrozeRightHere says:

    Am I just being a pervert or is that the shadow of Heidi’s love triangle…and the curtains don’t match the rug?

  12. Mallory says:

    I personally think lauren is pretty…heidi, not so much. Audrina- all is pretty to me but her weirdo eyes. spener’s a pretty girl too…

  13. tp Vero says:

    Casting people the world over should stop picking people with overly large heads… it is such a bore.

  14. DailyBeetReader says:

    Two things, LC needs a bra…her boob are way too saggy to go without and why is her had always cocked like that for photos. She’s always giving that “You know what you did wrong” look/smile thing. I can’t stand it.

  15. quirkygirlkitten says:

    not cute.

  16. Tabs says:

    yes she had her lips done, but that was a long time ago, its funny how people say that they don’t care about the show but the care enough to comment about it lol!! the true fact is that i love this show if a can’t watch it at home i do it online, i love this drama sh*t, its the best drama that you can get, just turn the tv off and its all gone……

  17. spob says:

    heidi is groomed and polished to within an inch of her life - she looks very presentable if a little waxy and false. I think it’s sad really - she was cute before and didn’t need ALL the work done, but i guess over in hollywood it is more “the norm” [anyone from hollywood - can you confirm this?] auderina seems to have false breasts too, and i think stephaine is looking ledd frowny than last time i saw her in season three, so i am thinking botox, ditto the other forheads in the show. Whitney looks stunning - but a little to blonde, i think her natural colour would be better. Where is scary lo bosworth/?

  18. LuxLasVegas says:

    Oh Heidi… her face gives rise to my disgust. However… seriously, does she have the prettiest nails in the world, or what? And I actually think they’re real.

    SUCH a girly comment…

  19. Persistent Cat says:

    I still take the spray bottle to my cat in the early morning. She just keeps coming back and I can’t beat her.

  20. Moxygirl says:

    Dear God-
    Please smite these arrogant wasteoids of human flesh.

    Thankyou

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