Taylor Hanson and His Wife Are Expecting Their Fourth Child
August 18th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Holy fucking hell.
The middle Hanson kiddo and his wife, Natalie, are expecting baby number four this winter.
Please note that Natalie is 24 years old and Taylor is 25.
This kind of shit never ceases to amaze me. What kind of 24-year-old wants four children? I’m 26 and I have four small animals, and even that’s a little overwhelming. Plus none of them grew in my stomach and I still feel like I kind of need a tummy tuck because my tummy looks less like the tummy of a 20-year-old and more like the tummy of a 26-year-old, and I find that to be horribly depressing. And her vagina must be like a damn salad bowl already. Why, why, why? You have your whole lives to pop out kids! Why do you need 8000 of them right now?
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August 18th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
I love your comment LOL
August 18th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Bloody hell beet what has it got to do with you?! why cant they have that many kids? they’re married & obviously happy so it’s their business when they have children. They prob enjoy being young parents because they can do more things physically with them!
August 18th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
i was in 10th grade when the first hanson album came out and my keyboarding teacher bought it because there were three pretty girls on the cover. we laughed and laughed. the end.
August 18th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
beet, stop it. they have the means. yes, it is RARE. but not f**cking bizzare. oh, and the vagina comment; way to go. i mean, really? pro-woman and you make that kind of snide comment!? that does not get ”totally” looking like a “salad” as you aptly put it. what does that even mean? why are you commenting like this? i get it. they are young. you’re 26 and “oh, my god i can hardly have 4 dogs!” please, use your wit in a positive way. this is why i read your site. not to read snide comments on a married young couple. i hope you are not subconciously jealous.
August 18th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
You people are very touchy. As far as I’m aware, Beet can write whatever she wants about people who overpopulate this planet. You can go read something else if you’re so sensitive.
August 18th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
and having 4 animals is not overpopulation?
August 18th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Heh. I think it’s funny that someone got the impression that this is a pro-woman blog. Have you actually read it? I make a living off of tearing other women to shreds. And I never said they shouldn’t have four kids, or that there’s anything unethical or improper about it. I just questioned why on earth they would WANT to.
August 18th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Hell let em have a whole village if they wanna, as long as they love them and can take care of em. Remember he came from a big family. Better them than me (or you I guess).
August 18th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
They’ll have their own rock band…
August 18th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
they want to because they simply…. can. that is all. i am stunned actaully, that they have/want 4 at such a young age, but i am not shocked.
August 18th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
I totally understand, Beet. Who on earth would want 4 KIDS??? In my opinion, thats like a life long sentence of stress and irritation. But thats just me, obviously most people are ok with that, the very reason I’m alive right now.
August 18th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
LOL that vagina-salad bowl comment seriously made me choke on my soda from laughing so hard. Isn’t Taylor Hanson out of money by now? I mean, he hasn’t had a hit since MMMbop and that was over ten years ago.
August 18th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
You were right on the mark with this Hanson kid…my god, are you the ONLY one who sees this?
Good for you for calling it like it is.
I would add that not only do I not know who WANTs 8,000 children at that age, but who wants to have sex with that huge chasm left behind?
I’m a lesbian, and I wouldn’t go near that thing.
August 18th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
They are obviously religious freaks who are intent on overpopulating the planet, 2 kids is the environmentally responsible limit these days, isn’t it? Anyway, maybe the poor breediing cow got to have a caesarian, leaving her vagina intact.
August 18th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
It’s called being religious. Like, really religious.
August 18th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Go*, they’re dumb. I kinda wish they’d die in a car accident.
August 18th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Maybe he wants to relive his fame through his children? And how old are his other children?! Irish twins, anyone?
August 18th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
wooooo, i love this beet.
August 18th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Persistant Cat beat me to it.
August 18th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
mart, go fuck yourself; it’s free.
August 19th, 2008 at 12:08 am
Tres eloquent, jemms. Must have hit a breedy nerve.
August 19th, 2008 at 1:15 am
Jeez, she has four children in pretty quick succession. however, it is her business, not yours in any way…
Please look for better gossip than to discuss people’s sexual relations as a married couple.
BTW, contrary to popular beliefs, childbirth doesn’t make your vagina look like a salad bowl. The muscles in the vagina are elastic.
August 19th, 2008 at 3:55 am
Ah the child-free. I don’t know about four, but the younger you have children the better your body bounces back. Once you have them, they’re great- your whole life changes, but it’s mostly in a nice way. All the things you worry about beforehand become as nothing.
And you catty bitches, your hoo-ha does not turn into a salad bowl, this is what happens when you’re a $10 hooker.
It does change a little but it’s carrying the child around for 9 months that does this, not the method in which it comes out. That’s why you do your kegels before, during and after.
I’m all for people who don’t like kids not having them, but what’s with the hate? Does the guilt trip your mother gives you hurt that much?
August 19th, 2008 at 4:07 am
The Hansens are Mormon, or LDS. They tend to get married very young and have lots of kids when they’re young.
August 19th, 2008 at 4:12 am
I totally agree with cat cat & jemms! Its thier choice to have these kids & who’s to say they’re not better parents than someone in thier 30s or 40s!! oh & mercedes what kind of sick person are you? you should be totally ashamed of yourself for that comment!
August 19th, 2008 at 4:52 am
I just ask: WHO WOULDN’T WANT 4 KIDS before turning 25, if you can get so many so fast?! And if you have money to do it. Life starts when your first kid pops out from your vagina! Please try it before you write things like this.
And really, your vagina won’t be like a bowl, if you give birth a bit earlier than the age of 40!
August 19th, 2008 at 5:06 am
Hahaha! love your choice of words Beet.
August 19th, 2008 at 5:27 am
Beet, you do your daily Paris & Britney updates, but why not Leo? He is cuter than the two of them put together on any given day. Can you please do a weekly Leo and cats’ update?
August 19th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
they aren’t mormon. and are well off, loving, responsible parents raising happy children. That’s as good a reason as any to have four kids.
August 19th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
yes, danielle. thank you. Good God this really bugged me.
August 19th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
ew shes not pretty. Youd think a man with that much $$$ would have a hottie???
August 19th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Isaac has two kids, Zac just had one. You’d think they’d be looking at ways to save money, especially after stating that their first independantly-released album didnt make profit. At the top of the list, guys - condoms and/or abstinence.
August 20th, 2008 at 12:29 am
haha funny blog!
September 3rd, 2008 at 9:36 pm
Hanson are not Mormons they are Orthodox Christians, (OCA) which really doesn’t matter but I just wanna clear it up. They love kids and all want to have several, which is a bit rare these days but refreshing nonetheless because they are SMOKING HOT dads!!!!!!!
September 17th, 2008 at 11:58 am
Great blog here. Gotta love the Hanson fans (read teenies) who find their way around to scream at anyone who doesn’t kiss Hanson’s ass. I like their music, love their charity work but find their insatiable desire for media attention hysterical. It’s been ten years since MmmBop and they’re doing everything they can to remind people that they’re still around. From rock star cliche trips to Africa to dragging their wives (read beard in one case) around. They contradict themselves left and right when scolding the industry for shunning them then pander to an industry titan to help with one of their tours. They swear it’s ‘all about the music’ yet drop excrutiatingly lame ‘baby’ news to glossy rags like People to get attention. I could go on and on but I won’t, unless Beet wants some REALLY good dirt on Hanson. Drop me an email if you do.
September 30th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
I would have 800 kids with him in a f*ing heart beat he is so gorgeous, My crush on him from 10 years ago hasnt gone away!!! seriously i want him! … but anyways… I’m “getting” 3 kids soon, through foster care and hope to adopt them and then have more , and I am 25, so I think it is just “to each his own” when deciding if and when to have children etc…
October 30th, 2008 at 12:50 am
arent we meant to be arguing over whether or not he is gay??
oh no, thats right, he got married and had kids..wow what a crime!!
at least he has the ways and means of supporting them, he could afford to have thousands of kids
i have plenty of friends who are about to have thier 3.4.5.6th child and why does she want them u ask?
beacuse they love kids…simple as that
November 2nd, 2008 at 5:45 pm
lol btw just to let you know they did have a hit after umm booppp it wont to long ago to be fair ever hear penny and me lol thatsong rocked lol every one i know got the album im 19 have just had a child and am lookin forward to having a nother one i agree with jemma and every one that backs her up lol and to be fair i think there a really good lookin cupple and are lovin pearants so cut em some slack
over and out
but ps i doo sorta get what beet said to but was hard to understand what was so strangeg about havin 4 kids befor ya 26 birthday cause becoming a mum has made my life something wonderful as well as havin a kid im to be wed next summer and im studdying photography in college so havin kids makes you wanna keep on keepin on
rock on ppl
November 26th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Good Lord, guys. Leave them alone. Their lives are none of (y)our business. They love babies. They can afford to have a lot of them. There.
I would be overwhelmed with even one baby right now and I’m 27, but you know, I don’t have a career, I don’t have a husband or committed boyfriend and, I can’t afford to live without roommates.
Think of all the people who have tons of kids who shouldn’t and all the responsible people who only have one or two because that’s all they can support.
So these guys want a lot of kids and can afford a lot of kids. It’s rare that the two overlap, so I say: go for it.