Quotables
August 18th, 2008 by Evil Beet
“I think I’ve figured out Michael Phelps. He’s not from another planet. He from the future. His father made him and made a time machine. Sixty years from now he’s just an average swimmer. But he has come back to this time to mop up.”
British swimmer Simon Burnett, on Michael Phelps.
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He was sent from the future to be Beet’s Sex Machine!!!!!!!
: )
obviously this kind of pic has a provocatively sexy intent
:)
I just love him, he seems like a sweetheart!
WOW!!!!
Yeah, I imagine that’s the look he’d get on his face right before he jumped you :) Imagine all that stamina and energy directed, er, other ways than swimming!
omg, beet have u heard that the paper ‘China Daily’ wrote that Phelps might be dating Amanda Beard (she’s a swimmer too) and the other possibility is a british model Lily Donaldson? :(
You know I’m just saying,….He looks better with a little facial hair….a bit of bad boy works for him…
Mmmmmm……Mmmmmmmmm…HAWT!
He looks like a chimp with those massive ears.
I am pretending he’s walking out of my computer with that look on his face, ready to ravage me!
I dunno. His look is a little sexy, a little where am I and why are you taking my picture?
that doesn’t even make sense. dumbass brit.
I know he’s just showing off his bod, but I still want to tell him to pull his pants up before his mini pops out
He is totally beautiful!!! He’s a Greek (US) God!!! I only wish I was 20 years younger! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) YUMMY!
First thing he should do with all that endorsement money he’s gonna get: Have the surgery done to get rid of those Curious George ears. He should have had that done long before he started competition — probably would have knocked a few precious seconds off of his times.
I bet the ears are his secret to winning. Like Sampson’s hair.
dork!
I want tapped by that!
I hope he never changes his ears I love ‘em!