Comments on: Living La Vida Oprah

By: joan

joan — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 17:56:58 +0000

dude, add unlimited meth to the picture and extended bathroom living is entirely possible. (never done it myself, but i have seen it done. . .and it is NOT cool)

By: The Beaver State

The Beaver State — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 03:50:42 +0000

My brother once tried to live in a friend’s bathroom for a week with just his guitar, hoping to inspire some brilliant music. Everyone had a scheduled time to visit and bring snacks, and we even had a big party to send him off.

He lasted 1.5 days. I don’t think it can be done.

By: Down Unda

Down Unda — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 03:41:49 +0000

Ha ha! :-) For the record Beet, I didn’t log in as “Joan” and write that myself. :-)

By: Jill

Jill — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:31:45 +0000

Obviously, Oprah’s life lessons were completely lost in tranlsation for this one…..

Ironic how she’s making it her year-long mission to live her life entirely according to O when O’s always encouraging her viewers to “choose their own path” or live the life they want to live :-/

By: joan

joan — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:43:37 +0000

oprah sucks. george costanza rules. down unda should be your new life coach/boyfriend.

By: God Praise Evil Beet

God Praise Evil Beet — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 18:03:21 +0000

Since people are so afraid that gay marriage will lead to people doing all kinds of crazy stuff like, I don’t know, marrying dogs. Just skip the gay part and try to marry Leo. See how far you get. People’s reactions that kind of stuff.

And by the way MW…. Go fuck yourself with something hard and sand papery.

By: slouchy

slouchy — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 16:04:17 +0000

You could easily compose a volume of the mean and hateful things people say here under the guise of anonymity.

By: Andrea

Andrea — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 15:53:57 +0000

a six degrees of separation exercise within the disney child star churning machine over the decades.

By: MW

MW — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 15:12:55 +0000

How about writing a book on your inability to come up with your own ideas?

By: Proustafarian

Proustafarian — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 14:57:42 +0000

Fairest Beet
Yes…anything that is staggeringlysuccessful should alway have some secondary industries attached to it like remoras.

I’m shocked none of your clever readers has suggested that you write “The Year of Living Tyra.” Try doing everything she says to do…

or…

How about, The year of Living White Oprah…you could do everything Dina Lohan says for a year…

The possibilities are endless

By: Mr. Farenheit

Mr. Farenheit — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 14:06:34 +0000

Go visit ER rooms around the country for a year and blast the doctors and nurses who give less than stellar treatment.

You should have no problem filling volumes and, who knows, maybe you’ll get plenty of pictures of pelvic bones that might or might not remind you of that swimmer who looks like Telly from Kids.

By: Tracey

Tracey — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:11:11 +0000

Your life actually reminds me of “Bridget Jones” somewhat. You could probably write along those lines, but I’m guessing you would probably be funnier. Women love to hear about the funny single life of others. Especially when you are married, you say to yourself sometimes, “Phew glad I’m not single anymore”. I love hearing your stories of your every day life. I think you should flow with that.